Ethan

@ethanclsn

I lurk and I like stuff, I guess sometimes I post too 😅 (he/him)

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Ethan@ethanclsn· 22d

Gizmo suggests finding a square (or other geometric shape) to collapse on. For comfort and safety.

An orange cat loafed up on an orange bedspread that has been folded into a rough square. He is looking at the camera with judgement and disdain.

Ethan@ethanclsn· 27d

I have a Gizmo too!

Ethan@ethanclsn· 27d

Oliver is happy to oblige

A grey and white tripod cat on a teal couch

Ethan@ethanclsn· Jul 7

Gizmo is sorry and offers you biscuits about it

Orange cat making biscuits on a folded crochet lap blanket

Ethan@ethanclsn· Jul 5

May I offer you a kitty?

Grey and white tripod cat on a small teal crochet couch

Ethan@ethanclsn· Jun 23

Haven't seen this plaque before!

Four by three game results with a red background titled "God Dammit"

Ethan@ethanclsn· Jun 15

Already on it!

Half drunk espresso martini in a glass shaped like a skull

Ethan@ethanclsn· Jun 4

Like this

Nahla Ake from Star Fleet Academy sitting with her feet up in her chair while she reads a book

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 29

If you say so

Orange cat on an orange bedspread midbath

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 26

Would Gizmo help your anxiety? He put on shoes for the occasion

A floofy orange cat with his forepaws placed (correctly) in a pair of red and white checkered slip on vans. The shoes are a US Mens size 11 and much too big for his little paws.

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 23

Grey and white cat stares at camera while laying on keyboard

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 23

No advice, just cat (and sympathy)

A tripod cat surrounded by pillows bearing the visage of various other pets

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 21

This is a cat checkpoint: show the most recent cat photo on your phone.

Orange cat on a cat-sized teal couch with a tiny afghan on the back

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 15

No, it's fine, I wasn't using that or anything

Grey and white tripod cat sprawled the fuck out on my keyboard

Same cat sprawled out with a blissed out expression on his smug little face (now with a camera emoji covering his tags)

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 14

Oliver has a really hard time with the "work" aspect of me working from home (I've been sick so I'm working from home (and staying home in general) to keep my germs to myself and Oliver is going to be so sad when I'm better)

A grey and white tripod cat sprawled out where my keyboard should be and staring at the blank PowerPoint I'm trying to work on

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 13

Happy Birthday!

A sheep that is really more of a cloud with legs but the head is kinda cute

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 8

We have settled in for a nap but many scritches and pets have been administered (also much wand toy and birdie)

Same cat as above now asleep under my desk with his head against the wall

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 8

We are once again struggling with the "work" part of the "work from home" concept

A grey and white tripod kitty laying all up in my keyboard and mouse space (with his bird toy from octopusgallery)

Ethan@ethanclsn· May 1

Ahem

Reboot icon of overlayed square-on-circle bisected red and black with gold outlining

Ethan@ethanclsn· Apr 27

I am either number one or number two!! (My guess is @kithrup.bsky.social probably beat me to it)

Ethan@ethanclsn· Apr 10

This is the top of my ToDo List (made by my boyfriend)

A screenshot of a list title Ethan ToDo and the top item on the list
Taxes. Just. Do. It.

Ethan@ethanclsn· Apr 8

I was just clearing out some tabs from my browser and happened to have the "which librarian are you" quiz open. So I took it and I'm pleased to report that I am Dani!

You are Dani!

Graphic: YOU ARE...

DANI (THE STABBY ONE)
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU CUT THE LEMONS IN HALF AND SQUEEZE THEM IN SOME ASSHOLE'S EYES. NO ONE FUCKS WITH YOU TWICE... AND NO ONE FUCKS WITH YOUR PEOPLE. NOT EVEN ONCE.

PREVENTATIVE VIGILANTISM.

IT'S A THING!

Ethan@ethanclsn· Mar 26

May I offer my In-Laws' new kitties? They *were* named Chaos (left) and Rebel (right) (by the shelter) but someone* convinced them this was asking for trouble so now their names are Savannah and Willow (I'm not sure which is which tho)