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@ethanhunter

I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him

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E@ethanhunter· 18d

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 1: Apparently, everyone in pro chess is even more smug and unlikable than you probably guessed. 2: I was a giddy 6-year-old for 2 hours. Loved every second. This is my Odyssey. 3: I couldn't make it ten minutes, but I'm genuinely glad so many people love it.

E@ethanhunter· 19d

Amazing post synchronicity

Three consecutive posts largely about Odysseus and his crew constantly getting wrecked and running back to ships

E@ethanhunter· 19d

Found some luggage guaranteed to be lost mid-flight. So…not ideal perhaps.

E@ethanhunter· 20d

Man, Romy playing at all is such a bummer. He looks like he doesn't want to be there at all lately. Like he'd rather be back home writing love letters to fascists. But starting against a righty is completely coconuts. I know Seigler's bat has cooled to near-zero but dang.

E@ethanhunter· 21d

E@ethanhunter· 22d

Jarren Duran is now officially the worst hitter in baseball by BA. But only the second worst in baseball by OPS! (Worst in the AL) So that's something he can really hold onto while he's working up the courage to scream more homophobic slurs at folk He will continue to play every day forever

E@ethanhunter· 23d

This guy is gonna play every day forever until another injury saves us.

E@ethanhunter· 24d

Little known fact: Jonathan Aranda previously played Turtle on Entourage.

E@ethanhunter· 24d

I don't know why, but this is one of my weird pet peeves. Atlas held up the sky.

E@ethanhunter· 29d

Every. Single. Damn. Day.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 11

This. Guy. Plays. Every. Day.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 11

Looking forward to today’s Red Sox game. I would say TBD is one of my favorite pitchers at the moment. He’s just so…unpredictable

E@ethanhunter· Jul 10

Blocked this guy partly for being a weird dick, partly for being a Mets fan, but mostly because his bio said he was a standup comedian

E@ethanhunter· Jul 9

You guys, how do I attach buckets of vomit to a LinkedIn application?

A LinkedIn alert to write for one America news network

E@ethanhunter· Jul 9

That's an automatic block from me.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 8

There’s an actor playing a cop on this old SVU episode whose real surname is Serpico. That’s like Jeff Spiderman being cast to play Jimmy Olsen or something.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 7

Red Sox game looks like it's being shot through the filter hollywood always uses to let you know this part of the movie takes place in Mexico

E@ethanhunter· Jul 7

Well sure. Why not‽ The country has been so cool lately and all.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 6

I agree with this! But if some politician was corrupted in such a way that resulted in universal healthcare i also think I wouldn’t be trying to get sick kids thrown out of hospitals because some dude didn’t do it the right way

E@ethanhunter· Jul 6

The Red Sox are *terrible* but so is almost everyone in the AL. There are seven teams between the Sox and the Yankees in the #1 wild card and not one of them has a positive run differential. That’s pretty wild.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 4

Cobra commander typed this while being turned into a snake.

E@ethanhunter· Jul 3

According to Google Translate (so who knows) it’s pretty close?

E@ethanhunter· Jul 3

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 1) Didn't actually watch this shit, just wanted to give it half a star cos fuck them 2) I liked it! Marty Scorsese gives the best performance in the picture & that's a hoot 3) I cried while sheep solve a crime. IDK. It's great 4) Making movies is really hard, guys

E@ethanhunter· Jul 1

Was it after Wilson struck out? Or after a racist shit donkey did a bunch of fuckin’ racism???

E@ethanhunter· Jun 27

Poor little baby. Maybe if he calls his bat something homophobic or sacrifices a chicken to trump or something he’ll hit better.

E@ethanhunter· Jun 26

Back below the Mendoza Line. What a fart.

E@ethanhunter· Jun 26

My closest match one of the least gross politicians of the generation. I’ll take it! (Though I literally don’t know what the Davos/Dubai split even means ) britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

E@ethanhunter· Jun 21

Don’t do this, guys. Come on. Don’t give me some weird false hope that things can turn around. Not again.

E@ethanhunter· Jun 20

The Red Sox feed hasn’t worked for me for several days. And I for one think that is hilarious. The app itself is like “You can keep being a part of this shit if you want but I’m out. I will not be an enabler.”

E@ethanhunter· Jun 18

I don’t know what this tells us about cinema exactly - my guess is literally nothing- but Masters of the Universe has the exact same rating on Letterboxd as the new Spielberg flick.