Erm?

Archaeologist looks for a cup, finds it, leaves it where he found it

My life for the next few months:

This breaking news just in — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is *still* dead

Not so mad that the IRS exists now, are you, you little toads?

The political equivalent of:

Break time again?

The cactus wrens normally feed on the ground, so it's a pleasant surprise when one shows up at the feeder.

I love these guys. If only they weren't such assholes to the other birds. 😆

Or alternatively

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

WOIRD BCCK ))

It's entertaining when the mourning doves get into wing slap fights at the feeder.

Our pool skimmer is having a moment...

"All Apple systems now exclusively use the Mayan number system. We think you're going to love it."

Trending entry is pretty accurate:

Repost with the Russian agent that spies on your posts

#BlueSkyArtShow theme: #Tall #photography

Even my new ice cream scoop contains AI. Will it ever end?