Evandril

@evandril

Same Evandril as from the other place, mainly just a placeholder for when it dies a cruel and deserved death ;)

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Evandril@evandril· Jun 27

Without accidentally invoking AI, this is the closest I found :)

Various shrimp costumes, evidently from a google search.

Evandril@evandril· Jun 25

Proving there's value to a FB account, I found this there :D

Lovely sunset over the ocean, with the words "And to think...some really lucky mortician is going to be paid to super-glue his lips shut" written over it

Evandril@evandril· Jun 17

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to share a pic off your device without explanation

A pair of boxers and a pair of thongs, both with the american flag and an eagle.

Evandril@evandril· May 20

GAH that alt text was killer! Hopefully worth it :)

Multi-part thread from a social media site
Geekysteven - A Betazoid character who isn't in a nuturing profession, but is a tactical officer.

"Captain, I sense they know they're about to get their asses handed to them"

macko-99 - Also, a Klingon character who is in a nuturing profession instead of tactical.

"You are a true child of Kahless for confronting your fears and I am honored to have helped you."

asimovsideburns - Kilngon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. There is no more honorable combat.

Anagramofbrat - Wow I did not realize how much I needed to hear that today.

Evandril@evandril· Apr 26

While trying to scroll to a result from AP news or the like, this popped up on my WHCA search...

A search result showing the Christian Post, with the headline of Shots fired: Trump, cabinet, Erika Kirk rushed out of...

Evandril@evandril· Apr 10

Another reason you two need to visit Colorado at some point...it's literally a state holiday here :D Also, here's an ad from our local Voodoo Doughnuts

Evandril@evandril· Mar 19

Found this on FB, posted by @artbyveya.bsky.social , and felt folks here would appreciate it, as well.

A picture of a golden butterfly on flowers, with the caption "Please be kind to yourself. It's so easy to get overwhelmed, and you might not even notice."

Evandril@evandril· Mar 16

You'll appreciate this one, then...

Evandril@evandril· Mar 10

Not certain this counts as 'wrong', however ;)

Evandril@evandril· Jan 25

For a dose of something that will likely amuse anyone following me...A library with resident bats! www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/these...

White text on a neutral background saying "Today I learned that the university of Coimbra in Portugal has a great 18th-century library, the Biblioteca Joanina, that maintains a colony of bats to effectively control the population of paper-eating insect called papirofagos. These bats are less than an inch long. The roost during the day behind the bookcases and come out at night. There doesn't seem to be any English word for papriofago, a cursory search turns up no details about what sort of insect they are, and I am slightly concerned about them as a phenomenon. But I think my overarching point here is clear:

This library keeps tiny bats that look after the books

This made my day!

Evandril@evandril· Nov 4

Yeah, was leaving them unblocked long enough to see this...but looking at their page, and seeing them bitching about 'if you don't want people to comment, don't post!', I'm just putting this here, and blocking :)

Evandril@evandril· Oct 26

This is the one I was looking for, also by @artbyveya.bsky.social , found on FB :)

A dark green background with a spiraling field of flowers in the colors of the Ace flag, with the letters "LGBTQIA" across the top third, and "ACE" coming down from the A, done in a light pink

Evandril@evandril· Oct 20

Unless you're a husky, side eye is their native language ;) (comment primarily so I can share this picture)

Husky sitting in the passenger seat of a car, giving serious side eye to the driver.

Evandril@evandril· Oct 12

You'll likely appreciate this t-shirt I've got...has this, plus a NASA 'signature' at the bottom.

Blue circle filled with stars, with a red v across it at an angle, with the saying "NOT FLAT (WE CHECKED)" in white text.

Evandril@evandril· Oct 4

Just be careful what you make the burrito on! ;)

A picture of someone cutting a tomato on a Ouija board, with the caption "Stupid cutting board. It's the third time it brings my chicken back to life"

Evandril@evandril· Sep 30

Again, you're saying that her knowledge on the subject means NOTHING compared to the internet articles you've read...Obviously, she must be wrong!

A picture of a white guy pointing at the reader, with the caption 'You think I'm mansplaining?? Let me tell you why you're wrong'

Evandril@evandril· Sep 16

This seems to fit, for me :)

An outline of a Dragon, with the saying "Always be yourself, unless you can be a Dragon, then always be a Dragon"

Evandril@evandril· Sep 7

Hell, THIS guy would do a better job!

Picture of Beaker from the Muppets holding his hands to his partially open mouth, on a white background

Evandril@evandril· Sep 3

Well, I do tend to agree with Jennie, so it works ;)

Picture of multiple copies of Devil's Panties, vol 1-16, with many duplicates, with a Dragon stuck between 9 and 10

Evandril@evandril· Aug 30

Found on the FBs

On a background similar to what trump uses, the words "LET'S GO BLOOD CLOT" in all caps

Evandril@evandril· Aug 24

For receipt purposes.

Evandril@evandril· Aug 20

Something I wanted to remind folks of :) (And not saying you should or should not do so, just reminding folks...including myself)

Chalkboard with a yellow frame with flowers around it, and a anthropomorphized book pointing at the phrase "Blocking bigots is self care." written in chalk.

Evandril@evandril· Aug 20

Evandril@evandril· Jul 2

To keep you updated on the way this poor, poor guy was 'verbally assaulted'...

Evandril@evandril· Jul 1

Want a laugh?

Evandril@evandril· Jun 28

For the curious...because of *course* I was blocked, that what this person does.

Evandril@evandril· Jun 12

Of course not, this is much better! ;)

A garden statue of a T-Rex terrorizing garden gnomes

Evandril@evandril· Jun 1

For those wanting an appropriately tiny violin, I give you the Tardigrade Philharmonic

Evandril@evandril· May 24

White background with three black boxes, each with text

first one in white reads "Why you never feel proud of yourself"

Second one with yellow text Because survival doesn't celebrate it just moves on to the next crisis

Third with yellow text That's also why growth can feel unsafe. We're in permanent survival mode, so sometimes thriving almost seems unnatural or almost selfish.

Evandril@evandril· May 19

Not nearly the same, but hopefully still makes you smile :) 55th birthday present for me from an awesome friend :D