Evan Hurst

@evanhurst

Managing editor of , executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: ) Political analyst and comedy yeller, with some table-flipping ex-vangelical cussing thrown in.

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Evan Hurst@evanhurst· 7d

I feel like somebody on here was JUST making a joke about how this might be one of the galaxy-brained takes to come out of this

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· 27d

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jul 12

I have little else to offer about the death of bad person Lindsey Graham besides this Blingee I made of him years ago, which I believe is how he should be remembered.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· May 31

Honestly, I think it’s something that comes with living every day with the reality that what Putin did to Ukraine could’ve been you. I took this picture in Vilnius, Lithuania, two days ago. @maddow.bsky.social you might be interested in this for your files

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· May 25

I turned on the TV to try to find some White Noise in the hotel IN MADRID and this is what is on IN ENGLISH Currently, she’s bitching that her boyfriend won’t sun his taint with her

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· May 10

I am just going to put it out there that if “rectum goring” is a hazard at your workplace, that could be the universe gently trying to tell you to get a new workplace.

Headline: Spain‘s most famous Matador will return to the bullring in Andalucia this month just weeks after brutal 10 CM rectum goring left him in hospital

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Apr 20

"Feable"

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Apr 8

You guys should I do it

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Mar 10

AS I WAS SAYING, they have no freaking idea how to respond to him. This is why they’re so terrified of him.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Mar 7

This post, the original one, where you stupidly accuse people of “backing” Iran, as if everything is some fight between good and evil, devoid of complexity. Sorry, but I’m not gonna cheer for Netanyahu’s bullshit. Not eight months ago, not today.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 26

Found her lost gingerbread Kong squeaky man under a piece of furniture. I guess that means it gets to snuggie with her tonight.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 21

OH IS THAT WHY, LAURA? These people are such irrepressible rejects.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 18

Eat shit, fucking Nazis.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 9

Y’all.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 6

TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Feb 2

Bless. Their. Hearts. Read/subscribe/support my work by becoming a paid subscriber! evanhurst.substack.com/p/get-a-clue...

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 25

Alcoholic little bitch with daddy issues who doesn’t know how to do a kettlebell swing has opinions

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 23

JUST KIDDING YOU AREN’T INVITED

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 20

"Today I’m taking action to bring accountability to federal law enforcement like the Gestapo. New legislation I’m announcing will require the Gestapo to adopt rigorous training hiring standards, and for their agents to wear body cameras." [cont'd]

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 13

I mean

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 4

And lo and behold, from the Miami Herald about how Rodriguez pulled off her coup and played Trump for a fool. This also explains why Marco Rubio looks like such an ignorant, flailing little bitch right now. Because he is. www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

According to sources, the proposals were presented to the White House and the State Department by U.S. Special Envoy Richard Grenell, who earlier this year met with Maduro at the Miraflores Presidential Palace in Caracas and helped secure the release of several American citizens whom Washington considered wrongfully imprisoned by the regime.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Jan 1

I HAVE TAKEN A VERY GOOD CANDID PICTURE OF MY DOG

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 27

Does my dog make me look gay? I mean( I am gay, but

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 22

Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!

Brian Stelter on X: Here's what Bari Weiss said on the CBS 9am call, per a source who transcribed it:

"I want to say something about trust: our trust for each other and our trust with the public.

The only newsroom I’m interested in running is one in which we are able to have contentious disagreements about the thorniest editorial matters with respect, and, crucially, where we assume the best intent of our colleagues. Anything else is absolutely unacceptable.

I held a 60 Minutes story because it was not ready. While the story presented powerful testimony of torture at CECOT, it did not advance the ball—the Times and other outlets have previously done similar work. The public knows that Venezuelans have been subjected to horrific treatment at this prison. To run a story on this subject two months later, we need to do more. And this is 60 Minutes. We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera.

Our viewers come first. Not the listing schedule or anything else. That’s my north star and I hope it’s yours, too."

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 22

CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead. All these people belong in prison.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 17

Happy holidays! evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 15

Never has a viler man lived than this one.

Evan Hurst@evanhurst· Dec 12