Eve Harms, Orph Understander

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Exploitation/bizarro/horror/whatever authoress.

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Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jul 15

Current inspo images up on the screen for this hot tub scene we're writing

pixel art of lady in hot tub from leisure suit larry

screen grab of the game Leotard Leslie in the land of luscious lard ladies

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jul 9

Just one example, there are many ways to do this

A narrative arc chart but it's mirrored vertically so that it resembles a butt plug

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jun 27

Product as imagined by Joe Koch and myself. Shadow child approved

Photo edit of an Android Milk carton with a chest burster in a Missing Children frame

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jun 25

Sometimes you Jerk Off the Horse (But Only for Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes, You Sick Bastard), and sometimes... well sometimes the horse jerks you off. We don't know why the horse does that

Mysterious cowboy from the Big Lebowski played by Sam Elliot

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jun 23

I stumbled upon these photos of this fantastic guy, and it felt criminal to not share them with you all

Photograph shows side view of a cat wearing a winged helmet and breastplate armor in the role of the valkyrie Brünnhilde from the opera Der Ring des Niebelungen.

Photograph shows front view of a cat wearing a winged helmet and breastplate armor in the role of the valkyrie Brünnhilde from the opera Der Ring des Niebelungen.

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

Guy riding a farting corpse across the ocean from Swiss Army Man

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· Jun 17

Now streaming our work in progress Jerk Off the Horse But Only For Legitimate Animal Husbandry Purposes You Sick Bastard: A novella on craft with @bitterkarella.bsky.social . Come hang out with us! www.twitch.tv/eveharms

Bitter Karella and Eve Harms live writing & gabbin' stream! Wednesdays 10am - 12:30pm PST
www.twitch.tv/eveharms

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 29

UPDATE: James Hurley has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Screenshot of James Hurley in The Return

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 29

Why did Trump and company think pissing off the UFO/Alien Conspiracy community would be a good idea. This feels like a big domino

Reddit post about the aliens.gov site recently released after teasing alien disclosure but it’s an anti immigrant site with nothing to do with extra terrestrials. Text :

The administration is discrediting all the government whistleblowers who came forward and testified in front of Congress. The embarrassing
ALIENS.GOV website needs to be taken down immediately and people behind it need to issue a public apology.

Screenshot:
Anonymous
@YourAnonNews
..•
They just discredited all of the government whistle blowers who came forward about the UAP/UFO topic and testified in front of Congress.
They're using this as a fascist attempt at dehumanizing immigrants.
The White House Y
@WhiteHouse • 14h
They walk among us.
ALIENS.GOV
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Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 29

BREAKING: GWAR has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Photo of the band Gwar looking satanic and gnarly

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 25

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you have in your phone.

My tuxedo cat Bob with adorable yet villainous crossed paws

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 21

The trolley problem meme but all the little guys are grogu, and if you pull the lever it actually kills the group of grogu instead of just one. idk I'm just goofin off don't think about it too hard

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 19

A broken zipper and escaped cats have led to innovations in carry-on packing technique

Me with a duct taped bag give me a thumbs up

A blue duffel bag wrapped around and around with duct tape on a airport carpet

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 15

Look at me with my gay little mocktail that I specifically requested a tiny umbrella for because I was feeling left out

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 15

Bizzarocon? More like BAR-zzarocon amiright

Me with Arden Hughes, Bitter Karella and Josh Millican at the bar looking cute

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 14

I just came across the aftermath of what I can only assume was a legendary bout of flatulence This should be in a museum!

A wooden chair with a wicker bottom that is blown out

Eve Harms, Orph Understander@eveharms· May 14

I went to the video rental store Movie Madness in Portland yesterday! They had one of the ears from Blue Velvet, and a section curated by bizarro authors (which is where I found Hundreds of Beavers). It was an awesome experience! I think I’ll join one of the local video stores by me when I get home.