evelyn maguire

@evelyn

developer / CRM architect. public speaker. author of a niche software book. skeets do not represent my employer.

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evelyn maguire@evelyn· 3d

Same and same

A fake cake in yellow with white whipped cream looking decor and cherries that says "I will succeed because I am insane."

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 3d

danger! danger! spiky tomato

A fancy spiky tomato plant with fruits and flowers

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 3d

green alert: baby squarsh

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 3d

yellow alert: squarsh

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 3d

red alert: first tomato, it's red

A tangle of tomato plants with a single ripening tomato and an unripe tomato.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 4d

Oh no I picked a bad day to start a puzzle

Evelyn's nails (long stiletto) next to a building bear puzzle with tiny pink building blocks.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 4d

He'll yeah

Evelyn's hands over a monstera. They have long stiletto nails in sky blue. Their middle fingers are gold chrome, their index fingers have little clouds, and their ring fingers have 3d clouds with gold chrome lightning.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 4d

Okay this is actually the best I've ever done. Let's see if I can replicate on my dominant hand LMAO

Evelyn's hand on the sun with their wedding rings out of order. Their nails are long stilettos with a gold chrome middle finger, sky blue everywhere else, with a 3d cloud and lightning on their ring finger with little clouds on their index finger.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 12d

we went to a nice dinner and then a pick your own flower farm on a date tonight

Evelyn and their husband James standing in front of a red tractor with a bucket of flowers, largely dahlias and gladiolus. James is wearing a blue plaid shirt and shorts with custom checkered Vans, and Evelyn is wearing a red t-shirt dress and red cowboy boots.

Evelyn adjusting their sunglasses in a field of flowers. They are wearing a red t-shirt dress and red cowboy boots and have a bucket of dahlias in front of them.

James picking flowers and looking down at them sweetly. He is wearing a blue plaid shirt and shorts and custom checkered Vans.

An empty gold ornate frame that says "This is our happy place." The frame is framing a million yellow flowers.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 13d

it's that time of year again, come get breakfast with your favorite nerds www.linkedin.com/events/74890...

(cartoon eggs on a cyan background)

rise & shine...

snoozin' leads to dreamin'

let's grab breakfast before Mile High Dreamin'!

rsvp on LinkedIn to confirm.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 19d

Well technically I think the typewriter was made in Holland but it had a Turkish F-keyboard layout and they swapped it around. Anyways the font is delightful and I got a pink ribbon for it.

Adler Tippa Typewriter, Serial No. 10311274, approx. make 1977.

Typing sample with capital and lowercase letters of the alphabet in hot pink cursive.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.
Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.
The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

I messed up this row lol.
Purchased: SesAntiques on Etsy
Ribbon by: TheModernTypewriter on Etsy.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 19d

giving a talk on peer mentorship next month and one of my slides is about how I made friends with the girlies in the labubu channel at work

a google slide image that has a picture of an Id lafufu (fake labubu) in a black dress with a black purse and little shoes and fake nails that match its eyes.

Getting results:
This is (one of) my Labubu(s). Bear with me…
I love my silly Slack channels because they keep me entertained and at my desk during the day when working from home. I found a Labubu channel at my last job and joined to have a little fun.
What happened next might surprise you!
I met new people from across the business.
We talked about Labubus.
We eventually started talking about work.
We figured out how our work related to each other's work.
We started conversations about how to improve our day to day.
We got support from each other in an unexpected place!

evelyn maguire@evelyn· 19d

I'm back I suppose. For a little bit, anyways.

a yellow 1977 Adler Tippa typewriter with a latte with a cinnamon cat on top and a snickerdoodle cookie

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 8

My okra in shambles :'(

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 8

My tomatoes, they bloomin.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 8

My lilypad, she bloomed.

A small backyard pond with lilypads. There is a pink and orange flower in the middle.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 8

Hank Hill wearing sunglasses in a truck looking at you with a judgemental face

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 7

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 6

my big sunflower is about to bloom.

A top down shot of a budding sunflower that is approximately two inches in diameter.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 6

one of my lilypads is about to bloom.

A small backyard pond with lilypads, with a blossom gently surfacing.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 5

only 20 books left to repackage smh

a laundry basket full of boxes of books, with the book in question (Salesforce Lightning Web Components Cookbook by Evelyn Maguire, aka the OP of this post) sitting on top. There is a bottle of Fuschia de Magellan fountain pen ink which is a glittery pink ink and a Sailor Princess Kaguya fountain pen on the book.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 4

I've been an American citizen for 13 years this upcoming week. I don't really have words to say.

22 year old Evelyn, framing a photo in front of the Wyoming State Capitol. They are wearing a pink dress and red cowboy boots. There is a flag hanging from the Capitol.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 4

I'm on a bunch of their weird lists too! But it will never stop being funny to me that schizanon thinks I'm wrong about Bitcoin.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 4

Glitter pink for the girlies ✨

A copy of Evelyn's Salesforce Lightning Web Components Cookbook with a Sailor fountain pen and Fuschia de Magellan glitter pink ink.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

Anyways, back to the only wedding I care about (mine).

Evelyn wearing a voluminous peach gown with a tulle train and floral bust, holding a bouquet to match. The background is Boston ivy and a graffiti bench that says BRO.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

I wish I knew what songs were playing. ♥️

Evelyn in a peach gown with a floral bust, cupping their hands around their mouth to scream (complimentary) at the band (not pictured). James is holding a gin and tonic and wearing a sage suit with a peach shirt. They are in front of a large boat with a film projector inside of it.

Evelyn and James skanking in front of Swashbuckling Doctors at dusk. The stage is lit up in pink, and they are dancing on an eyeball shaped dance floor. The clouds look ominous in the back.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

This picture was almost impossible to take because it weighs 10+ pounds and I had to get full arm extension. I'm that serious about this paper cutter LMAO. I'm sitting down to make a million bookmarks for my students RN. I almost sprung for a cutter with angle guides, but decided I'm not that fancy.

Evelyn showing off a solid wood guillotine paper cutter. Their forearm tattoo of their knitting cat is visible.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

Just reporting back because we got our photos, and they are beautiful. Admittedly, we zapped a very adorable little girl out of the ivy for this photo. Oops!

Evelyn hugging their mom at their wedding, who is holding a picture of her late husband, Evelyn's stepdad.

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

Finally sat down to log into @romancingthevote.com to sign up for Schism Watch 26!

evelyn maguire@evelyn· Jul 3

who up phishing they resistant mfa