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this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· May 6

:3c

“You’re going to stay here and rest.” He says. He feels his cheeks flush. “We’ll take care of you.”

Luo Binghe looks up to meet his eyes, lips parting slightly. His seemingly innocent shock doesn't last for long, though.

“Yes, we’ll take care of you, shizun.” He repeats, goading. “This lord will ensure Liu Qingge does a sufficient job."

Liu Qingge feels the flush spread down his throat. Picking a fight? Here? Now? Having a flushed quadrant in a pile was scandalous enough, but this insatiable demon is trying to—!

“Binghe, behave.” Shen Qingqiu scolds offhandedly. "Shidi, you as well."

Liu Qingge closes his eyes, covering his burning face. Four. Four quadrants. Shen Qingqiu is flipping ashen. This is the most debaucherous thing he’s ever done in his life.

He... doesn’t hate it.

“Shut up.” He says, instead of punching Luo Binghe. Instead of leaving. “Stop talking.”

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Apr 1

A screenshot of a tweet by sweatystartup:

You don’t understand scale.

Use $50 to buy 10 tomato plants.

In 6 months you have 250 tomatoes.

Plant those into 250 plants.

6 months you have 6,250 plants.

Plant them.

6 months you have 156k tomatoes.

Plant them.

6 mo you have 3.9MM tomatoes.

Sell them for $1 each.

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 27

There is BingQiu everywhere for those with the eyes to see....

My Fiancé Keeps Trying to Raise Me (약혼자가 자꾸만 나를 키우려 한다)

To save her sister, she accepts a political marriage with a feared war hero but an ambush transforms her into a child. While she worries about the broken alliance, her new family dotes on her endlessly, and even her fiancé proves far kinder than the rumors. The twist? He insists on “raising” her with obsessive devotion, blurring the lines between duty, affection, and something far more complicated.

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 13

SQQ thinks she doesn't count as butch because her hair isn't as short as Binghe's. Binghe doesn't dissuade her of this because it means she gets to be the husband. 🥰

A sketch of two women. Binghe is well muscled and broad, with short curling hair framing her face that appears buzzed at the base. SQQ is wearing a collared shirt with rolled sleeves that has been slightly unbuttoned. Binghe has one arm draped across SQQ's shoulders and another wrapping around the front of SQQ's stomach, the thumb of which is slipping between the buttons of SQQ's shirt. SQQ has a short bob cut and glasses, and is holding the hand draped over her shoulder. Her other hand is raised as if she is preparing to whisper behind it. Binghe is wearing a tank top that shows her armpit hair, and it is clear that she is squishing her boobs against SQQ's back. Also she had a carabiner ring o keys :)

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 11

It's canon as far as I'm concerned. He wants Luo Binghe AND Mobei Jun to call him daddy soooo badly

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 10

FOUND IT!! Also, he's already pat Luo Binghe's head by this point!!!! What a guy!!!!!!!!

With great difficulty, Shen Qingqiu lifted an arm and patted Bing-ge’s head like he’d always wanted to. The mouthful of fresh blood he’d been holding back finally spilled falteringly forth.
Even if it was going to be like this, he persisted and tenaciously offered a crucial line to farm more favor. “I knew that…you’d definitely win.”
Upon hearing this, a tremor traveled through Luo Binghe’s entire body.
Thinking about it afterward, Shen Qingqiu concluded that if he’d been looking at this from an omniscient reader’s point of view, he’d have had an outburst, smashing the book down and cursing: The fuck is with this character, huh?
Hurting him one moment and saving him the next! He’s messed up in the head!
Multiple personalities! Nutjob!

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 10

Don't know when or if I'm gonna post this so here's some of the diagrams lol

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 4

"Out of selfishness, Shen Qingqiu managed to lift a hand and pat Luo Binghe on the head." Out of *selfishness* he *managed* to lift a hand..... SQQ got injured, cried, scold-comforted Binghe, then bolstered himself with complaints so he could soothe himself with a Binghe headpat...... oughhhh

To hand out the wrong script at this point! Also, if you’re giving me extra parts, could you at least offer me complimentary meals?!
Taking on a main character’s long and tedious lines while being paid an extra’s thin and meager wages. This was labor exploitation!
Out of selfishness, Shen Qingqiu managed to lift a hand and pat Luo Binghe on the head. Luo Binghe’s originally stubborn gaze froze, as if a handful of clear spring water had doused his flickering anger.
Shen Qingqiu thought for a moment. “Actually, you need not worry too much.
If you cannot become strong, I will stay by your side and protect you.”
Instead of letting Luo Binghe become that pitch-black basket case of a young man who made destroying the world his personal mission, it’d be better if he could stay this delicate little white lotus forever. Shen Qingqiu absolutely wouldn’t have minded keeping this iteration of Luo Binghe by his side and taking care of him for a lifetime.
These were his simple thoughts, but to the person hearing his words, they didn’t sound so simple. Luo Binghe was wholly dumbfounded.

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 2

im comin!!

an edit of the infinite cubicle scene from Tron with a little stick figure drawn in waving from behind one of said cubicles

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Mar 2

Donghua sqq edited to have a speech bubble above his head, implying he is saying the quoted post

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 26

into two categories (spoken and written) that are contrasted against each other, while still related to and influenced by the other (yin and yang). I'm having a great time. I love having a new schema/graph/framework to apply willy nilly. also this guy sounds like Shen Yuan:

Confucius himself gave the title "Embellished Words" [Wenyan] to his commentary on the hexagrams Quan and Kun [in the Book of Changes]: this is the ancestor of the literary compositions [wenzhang] of all ages. Those engaged in literary composition, who ... merely use single [i.e. non-parallel] sentences and write in such wild abandon that, as soon as they begin, they will not stop until they have reached thousands of words, do not realize that what they write is what the ancients called "speech" [yan], which means "straightforward speech," or "talk" [yu], which means "argument," but not language [yan] that has embellishments [wen], not what Confucius called wen [embellished words/literature].

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 26

Each of the eight symbols around the trigram are visualizations of the integers from 0 to 2^3. Daoism doesn't give a crap about numbers past 3, so every important number is constructed using 2 and 3. 8 is two, three times (2^3). 81 is three threes, two times ((3*3)^2 or 3^2^2). Am I making any sense

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 26

Getting into daoism and can't stop thinking about ZF set theory. Show me the difference between these two pictures. They're the same. The empty set is Wuji. The set containing the empty set, is 1, is Taiji. These, together, are 2, are Yin and Yang. And together these three are 3, are the Three.

A screenshot from Wikipedia from the article on Set-theoretic definition of natural numbers. The numbers 0 through 3 are depicted

"Following this interaction the Tao transforms into the One, which becomes the Two, and then the Three. The ten thousand things (the universe) then comes into existence:[7]

道生一，一生二，二生三，三生万物。

— Tao Te Ching"

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 24

Hear me out. LQG is the type of guy who views sex as a Competitive Activity that you do with people who can beat you at it. SQQ is a prude and a freak and would do incredibly sexually charged activities with his second favorite character and least favorite author and stick his fingers in ZZLs mouth.

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 24

I love BingLiuShen but YueLiu is also sooooo tasty and so is MuLiu and TianLiu and TianYue.... LQG is not only my fandom bicycle he is also the lynchpin that creates messy weird polyamory from a bunch of disparate pairs and singlets. Witness The Polygon:

A graph depicting the above relationships

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 21

YAYYY THANK YOU!!!

a simple sketch of a cat-like humanoid making a heart with their hands and smiling at the viewer

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 17

a simple sketch of a little guy sitting on the ground, looking back and up over its shoulder with raised eyebrows, indicating interest

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 12

Like. The borderlands extend *into* the Yellow Sea. The line is thicker than any river, and there are no markers in the Borderlands themselves. it reads to me more like the edge of a torn piece of paper than an actual location ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

a ripped piece of paper torn to expose the paper beneath it

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 12

the merging of the realms itself is like the 3d version of taking a horizontal slice of a topological map? at any given point, if the Abyss is "thin", the demon and human realms merge into an amalgamation. if the Abyss is "thicker", one overwrites the other, or *all three* merge, if LBH tries harder

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 12

diagram..... basically the borderlands exist wherever a wormhole appears that allows travel through the "space between spaces" (the Abyss) to a parallel, alternate realm

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 12

WE GOT A MAP!!!!!!!!

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Feb 6

thank youuuu ❤️

a sketchy, simple mouse drawing of an angel looking up with a goofy smile and glistening eyes

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Jan 6

𝒐𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒌, 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 !

a silhouette of a person breaking free of chains set against a sunrise

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 26

Happy Solstice!!! silly new #fanfic for #svsexvii :D MoShang | T | 1.6K 🧊 Immediately post-Airplane extras 🍜 Like so immediately 🧊 MBJ is trying so hard to coax SQH 🍜 SQH bites off more than he can chew ao3 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/76109676

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 13

if any of my mutuals can go .... please post pics ......... let me live vicariously through you ...................

squidward looking out his window at SpongeBob and Patrick having fun

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 13

lrp AUGHHHGHHGGHGGHHH!!! I COILD HAVE BEEN THERE!!!! I COULD HAVE HAD MORE TSHIRT ZINES!!!!!!!

a sketch of a person on all fours sobbing heavily

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 11

just read the first two chapters of vassalord for the vampire catholic angst and now I'm thinking about tshirts freud zine and how blood drinking can be seen as an inversion/perversion of breastfeeding for. obvious reasons. BingQiu is everywhere for those with the eyes to see

a screenshot of vassalord where the dark haired vampire mc is breastfeeding the blond cyborg vampire blood from just below the bared swell of his chest. the blond guy is panting and shit. it's crazy

another angle of the dark haired vampire breastfeeding the blond cyborg vampire blood. this one feels evocative of mother mary for some reason. idk why tho I'm not christian

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 7

BingQiu | T | ~4K 👻 In a haunted forest... 😱 Binghe disappears! 👻 SQQ tracks him down... 😱 only to find-!! The second of my two #fanfic works for @minibingqiurevbang.bsky.social, created in collaboration with the wonderful and talented lavendrya on Tumblr!!! 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74559621

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 5

BINGHE!!!!!!!!!!!! 📣📣📣📣

this lord is fujoing out@everandanon· Dec 3

Consumed by Desire flash exchange creators revealed!! BingQiu | T | 2.1K 🤍 modern supernatural AU 🩸 fat vampire MILF SQQ 🤤 🤍 white lotus Binghe is doing her best to pull a twilight 🩸 she does not succeed. lmao #fanfic ao3 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/74765711