Everett Parrott
@everettparrott
English Major, aspiring author, wrestling obsessed. Mostly talks about AEW, sometimes writing. Radical leftist. 🇵🇸🇺🇦
I’m just saying, this particular square of canvas should be made into a pride flag or something
Fuck Darby, fuck Sammy, fuck Jericho. I have nothing against Red Velvet I’ve just never been into her work.
Hey why did Tony Khan sign these guys to a contract and then only book them for one date?
AEW should really sign Janai Kai and Gabby Forza. Janai, because they have no one quite like her. Gabby, because they need more people like Willow: powerhouses who make you feel and make you care.
Watching Superpower Slam on MyAEW. I can’t believe this is free 🤼
I’m in the process of adopting this beautiful boy, and I’m trying to brainstorm names. I wanna name him after a wrestler, ideally 2 syllables (I just think that’s the ideal length for a name). So far I’ve got Kenta, Hansen, Nigel, Shingo, Bruno, and Owen. Any ideas? 🤼
If you mean this guy, he’s not a real journalist. He’s a corporate PR consultant that has a wrestling blog.
Hey does anyone know why Fightful might be getting past my filters? I have “WWE” blocked except for followers, and I don’t follow Fightful. Is this a thing specific to the wrestlesky feed? @andy.wrestlejoy.com
Donating to charity gets you out of paying more in taxes. It’s the first thing they teach you in billionaire school.
I love all the random shit that shows up on Wrestlesky because Misawa decided to name his promotion after part of the Bible 🤼
While there is some element of puritanical pearl-clutching on this site over Ospreay’s comment, no one is wrong for finding it offensive. It really just reinforced my perception of him, in that he’s kind of a douchebag. 🤼
You open the app and these are the first three posts you see, you know you’re in for something. 🤼
Adding the salary cap makes the game infinitely more interesting. It was fun before, but there was nothing stopping you from booking dream matches in every slot 🤼
There’s no way he pulls this off, and even if he does it’ll probably be a complete mess, but I really wanna see him try. 🤼
You guys remember the southern-militia-coded stable he was in? The Forgotten Sons? I swear to god, they were on two PPVs. 🤼
If I see old white men at the bar, I am weaponizing Touch Tunes.
I’ve never seen a single episode of Love Island, but I would absolutely listen to a Love Island podcast with Mick Foley, Rebel, and Britt Baker #AEW #RebelHeart
I am a single issue voter. Whichever politician can import a real Strong Zero and not this 5.5% bullshit has my vote. If it’s good enough for Trent Beretta it’s good enough for me.
Gonna be honest, I didn’t expect a LinkedIn post to show up when I asked this question