&🦘

@every1nose

X-iled and thread-stripped, a floating flâneur following the forward end at ~4mph, accompanied by Custard Cat. Listing to port and CEV, everything is interesting. Especially flutes. Sort of involved in www.muddywatermaps.uk

1,930 Following1,585 Followers745 Posts

YouTube Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and every1nose.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

&🦘@every1nose· 11d

#caturday is a throwback day today as Custard is out prowling the neighbourhood. Here she is as a kitten with her pal, Roobarb.

&🦘@every1nose· Jul 11

Tis #Caturday with Custard Cat.

&🦘@every1nose· Jun 27

#Caturday with Custard Cat.

&🦘@every1nose· Apr 9

Custard Cat is 4yrs old today and will be getting treats later.

&🦘@every1nose· Mar 28

Is it #caturday already?

Grey cat sitting on a table in a boat. The cat is called Custard.

&🦘@every1nose· Feb 22

Custard Cat watching the rugby. #caturday.

&🦘@every1nose· Jan 12

Your cat might have been shortlisted but I suspect Custard Cat would have waltzed away with the prize.

&🦘@every1nose· Dec 21

Random picture of Custard #caturday for your viewing pleasure.

&🦘@every1nose· Jul 3

Thank you for your attention to this cat… err?

&🦘@every1nose· Jun 24

The key figure from this awesome post by God:

&🦘@every1nose· Jun 22

Will a Snow White award do instead?

&🦘@every1nose· May 11

If you want to know all the short cuts in and around #chesterhouse, then Custard Cat has the answers (attached is the heat map of her wanderings from last night…).

Picture shows a heat-map of a cat’s activity in and around Chester House on the night of 9-10/5/25. It’s a red blob covering the detailed pathways shown in blue.

&🦘@every1nose· May 10

21:04 on the river Nene today. A great way to live. 😊

&🦘@every1nose· Apr 21

Interlude. Or pause (paws?), if you will….. Custard Cat looking her floofiest.

A cat sitting on a sofa, displaying her big paws and mane. Her name is Custard and she lives in England.

&🦘@every1nose· Mar 16

Custard Cat surprise attacks through the sunroof

A cat puts her paw through a sunroof to playfully attack the head of the human walking below

&🦘@every1nose· Feb 20

Naah- you read him right. Custard Cat this end is equally dismissive.

&🦘@every1nose· Jan 23

Hah - just looked up how you got into the industry - lo and behold, it was an artless sales rep whose name is unknown. Damn - I wish I had made that up 🤣 (Not trying to diminish your role in the tech industry - much more vaunted than mine).