evolbrew

@evolbrew

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evolbrew@evolbrew· 13d

A deer got a treat today.

evolbrew@evolbrew· 15d

Just saw this ad, so you know you're not crazy.

A Worlds of Fun ad showing the Mamba with a red track.

evolbrew@evolbrew· 15d

I've been meaning to make myself one of these.

A tshirt that says "I got that dog in me" with an ad for the $1.50 Costco hot dog.

evolbrew@evolbrew· 19d

The "me and my riends would've killed E.T. with hammers can i tell you that much" but "E.T." is replaced with "Rabbit"

evolbrew@evolbrew· 27d

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 11

Getchu some old school house shoes.

Tan house shoe with fuzzy liner and rubber sole.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 9

@shoelais.bsky.social & I summered hard yesterday with hot dogs and frozen lemonades at the pool

Two hot dogs and two frozen lemonades sit on a red metal grate table

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 9

Is this too niche?

Ned the pie maker spoke to McConnell for 59 seconds today.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 5

What ever do you mean?

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 4

Happy 13th anniversary to @shoelais.bsky.social and I dressing full America-Fuck-Yeah and going to a party where we didn't know anyone, so they didn't know we were being ironic.

Me in a sleeveless shirt that sats "Proud to be an American" with a flying bald eagle carrying a flag. I'm also wearing a camo hat that says "Shut up and fish!"

Her in a tank top that says "Free and Proud" and shorts that were painted to look like the American flag. She's holding a Pabst Blue Ribbon and wearing a cowboy hat.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 2

Blaze it, indeed.

A car radio display showing it is 100 degrees at 4:20.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jul 1

Me & @poopfoot.bsky.social

A blue and purple guy start to hug as blue guy says "how goes it, my dude?.

The two clap hands as purple guy says "Not good"

The two pat each other on the back as they hug and blue guy says "same"

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 26

When I hit reply I saw formatting I didn't see originally.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 18

I saw a booby!

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 14

Brunch

Text: "DOWN THE HATCH'D Breakfast Shot with Jameson, Butterscotch Schnapps, OJ, Bacon Chaser 8"

The afore mentioned drink in a clear glass shotglass on a wood table.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 13

I ate this. Unrelated probably but my tummy feels bad.

A brisket sandwich from a Sonic The Hedgehog thened fast food restaurant. The bun is extremely blue.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 13

Happy 30th year to this monogrammed LL Bean backpack I was gifted in high school. One of the only things that's traveled through my many lives, and still my go-to for any trip that's 3 days or less. Other than being dirty, it's still in perfect shape.

A blue, dirty LL Bean backpack with CRL monogrammed at the top, sitting on a kitchen counter.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 9

👀👀👀

A screenshot of a Bluesky notification saying "Gail Simone has followed you back"

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 8

KC road closures during the World Cup tournament. Got this in a work email and thought people might find it handy. I'll put the text version in the alt.

FIFA Fan Festival Road Closures

Kessler Road and Memorial Drive
Restricted area begins south of Pershing Lofts
Closed May 11 – July 24 for FIFA Fan FestivalTM set up, operations and removal

E 27th Street
Main Street to Warwick Trafficway closed for pedestrian pathway
Permit required to access between Warwick Trafficway and McGee Trafficway
18 days FIFA Fan FestivalTM is open

Warwick Trafficway
Permit required to access south of E 27th Street
June 9-July 13 for ConnectKC26 Region Direct service
Closed between E 27th Street and E 26th Street
18 days FIFA Fan FestivalTM is open

E 26th Street
Eastbound lanes closed from Warwick Trafficway to McGee Trafficway
Access to parking garage north of E 26th Street will remain open – vehicles can make the eastbound left turn from E 26th Street to Warwick Trafficway or from northbound McGee Trafficway; to exit, vehicles must travel west on E 26th Street
6 match days

McGee Trafficway
Southbound lanes closed between E 26th Street and E 27th Street
Access to parking garage east of McGee Trafficway will remain open – vehicles must access from northbound lane
6 match days

McGee Trafficway On-Street Parking Restrictions
Between E 29th Street and Gillham Road
June 9-July 13 for ConnectKC26 Region Direct service

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 8

Good news! I chose perfectly. @thecomelyalpaca.bsky.social

Chris and Jona acting out a sock puppet play.

Chris and Jona and others acting out a sock puppet play.

evolbrew@evolbrew· Jun 4

$50 Kesha tshirts

evolbrew@evolbrew· May 29

Lovebürger will no longer be performing at Freedom 250.

The fake band Lovebürger from the movie Can't Hardly Wait

evolbrew@evolbrew· May 25

Ok I'll go! Sheesh... @mystic5523.bsky.social @bencollins.bsky.social

Two consecutive skeets:

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.s... Obsession! Goddamn! What a movie!
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Mr Bungle @mystic5523.bsky.so.. Man, Obsession was so freaking good

evolbrew@evolbrew· May 24

This was a weird one. I think I loved it? It's nearly impossible to explain. An eldritch horror comedy told as if you taped just the local ad breaks off of 90's late night tv? About how cult-like capitalism will destroy us all? I think? Maybe? Anyway. Buffet Infinity.

evolbrew@evolbrew· May 23

Saw a flea circus today.

A man and woman in old-timey carnie style clothes, the man in mime style makeup. They're staring into an open briefcase on a stand, that has a tiny tightrope and other circus type equipment in it

Same as the last picture but showing more of the crowd. A row of kids seated in the front.

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evolbrew@evolbrew· May 20

Hey guys, do we need this for anything?