existenocrisis
@existenocrisis
Unsolvable business problem
Oh the other day I was trying to bond with my Sephora store helper and they asked about movies and I said I had seen the Backdoors movie.
If you also saw Years and Years on HBO, I am drinking on behalf of and alongside you this evening. For everyone else, I can't recommend joining our club at this time. Maybe after it happens.
My "brain" when one (1) data point blows up the story it's been yapping at me for a month. Suddenly real quiet huh buddy.
I confess to laughing at this. Wouldn't be half as effective without Raye's song.
I'm a third of the way in. Getting torn apart here by the can't put it down and the never want it to end.
Tell you what if a bunch of stuff in my life changes a whole lotta things are gonna be different!
On my way to crack the chocolate shroom candy campers case. My god what if there's more where that came from.
Son of a bitch. I'm like six hours late. Sleep hygiene but at what cost?!?!
I've got five minutes to use the stovetop before I have to seal up and repressurize the HAB
I can't decide if waking up with this lyric in my head is good or bad
In case you're wondering how it's going out there, you can walk in to renew your Real ID state ID card and for the low low price of $39.50 they'll let you walk out with (1) a license to drive that is (2) not even Real ID
Oh no it just occurred to me that reverse vampire might be a thing. If it isn't, it should be amirite
"Chris Pissed is a first-time author out of spite. He lives alone in the woods not far from his parents." Glorious