a tiny series of thoughts
@explosionrobinson
a very well-mannered man, trying earnestly to be accepted by people who should know better
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
How are historians ever going to explain dimwitted Republicans' love for AI slop?
The lens this dope views the world through is highly distorted: "Now I'm the President of the United States, right? I'd say to Stephen Chueng, is Stephen here someplace? Where's Stephen? He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever met. Don't ever wrestle, Stephen. You'll be in big trouble."
How it started. How it's going. The Jared Polis Edition:
If you were wondering, like me, if "Washington Reporter" is a reliable source, here's a Xeet from about a year ago from their EIC...
There's a Muppet voice struggling to come out of there somewhere
Can't wait to see what his "Bridge Guy" looks like when this thing inevitably starts falling apart.
The quotes made my morning. Norwegian grouch is really curbing his enthusiasm.
The guy remaking DC in his image has made the entrance to the West Wing look like where you pick up takeout shrimp scampi at "the only nice restaurant in town."
Dude's hand is starting to look like the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis book from Evil Dead.
Watching Ryan Grim explain his "breaking news" story about Platner on his fake cable news show is somehow worse than the xeet.
I’ve never enjoyed fading text more than I just did as a non-subscriber. Watching David Brooks’ nonsense disappear into the distance felt exactly right—where it should remain, forever out of reach.
You know when futbol team defenses have one player lie down to stop low penalty kicks? Why not free up a player and just use Mitch McConnell for that purpose for the rest of the World Cup? It's the least the host country could do.
Joe Rogan thinks Bill Gates was a "freaking wizard" for tricking Americans into being office workers (It's in the name, man!). Xitter readers add hilarious context.
"We'll use the same company, because they did a fantastic job." "'Sup?"