
waking up on a fucking kitchen floor at 9am feeling like someones taken the fuckin remington to my chest

mercury in retrograde the same day as my birthday

greenspan has expired today too 🥳

All jobcentres smell vaguely of piss. It gets so that you don't notice. That's the worst thing that I can confess.

Something great once happened here but it's over now.

no fucking way. a real barrovian success story

cold turkey for over 24 hours now

[nickelback voice] Look At This Fucking Graph

don't put it in your pocket. or, it becomes just another used condom. which it is

at least its nice weather for the end of the world

im rapidly becoming a former person