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Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· 21d

And where the fuck do you live that milk is $8? In Michigan a gallon is a little over $3

Image of a gallon of whole milk on Meijer’s site showing the price as $3.33. Meijer is one of the major grocery chains in Michigan.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jun 21

I don’t know, they’re both very popular right now (workwear is in!) and actually do have a designer/streetwear line (Carhartt WIP). Your photo does make the place look considerably fancier than their flagship store in Detroit, though

Carharrt’s flagship store in downtown Detroit. It’s an old building with tasteful signage and a cool mural along the side wall.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jun 3

Pennywise and the Babadook are a couple and I think that’s beautiful

Drawing of Pennywise, the clown from Stephen King’s IT, specifically the version from the recent film adaptations. He holds the strings of a number of balloons in one hand, and the Babadook’s hand in the other. The Babadook looks incredibly happy. They are strolling somewhere together.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· May 31

…”a strict ban on living people appearing on … ‘postal currency.’” Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh SHIT

US stamp depicting Goofy, Mickey Mouse, and Donald Duck, thus confirming they are all legally dead.

US stamp depicting Charlie Brown. Dead. If you’re thinking “Well maybe Snoopy or Lucy or Pigpen aren’t—“ No. They’re all on stamps. All of them dead.

US stamp depicting Bugs Bunny. According to the United States government, Bugs Bunny is dead. For all we know, by the government’s own hands

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· May 29

A probably famous painting of Lenin addressing a crowd, though I do not know its name or the artist. Above the image is text reading “Me telling the local methheads about all the precious metals that can be found in a data center.” The word “precious” is misspelled, but I cannot bring myself to reproduce the error here

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· May 14

I have a wild guess on the first mystery

Screenshot of a headline that reads “Man sucked into Frontier plane engine’s disturbing cause of death and ID revealed.” Actually it says “distubing” because this is not a news site that gives a shit

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· May 2

The same image as in the original post, showing Karl Marx, but I’ve replaced the original quote with “Look for the helpers,” for reasons I cannot really articulate except to say it’s really funny to me.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Mar 6

I know there are plenty of bigger things to be upset about, but this comment on that post re: hardcover books has me absolutely incandescent right now

Elle @centristmum.bsky.social • 8m
They're uncomfortable to read, don't fit in a handbag, take up loads of shelf space and are more expensive. It's like "what if books, but worse”

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jan 30

I can’t stop laughing at this picture of Barry Keoghan as Ringo Starr in these new Beatles movies. Looks like he’s in an SNL sketch about Ringo being an Unfrozen Caveman Drummer

Photo of Barry Keoghan playing Ringo Starr. He has a lost look in his eyes, a big wig, and a prosthetic nose so cartoonishly large that it has to be derogatory in nature

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jan 7

Insufficient, imo

Bart Simpson standing behind somewhere around twenty megaphones lined up end to end, pointed out a window.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jan 4

I bet you thought I forgot, huh. Well you thought right, I did forget. Forgot immediately. Anyway here are some more, happy new year

Cover of the amazing and very tall calendar “a year of the sidsons.” It is helpfully marked in big numbers as being for the year 2026.

The March page in the calendar. The image is of Homer, dressed for winter weather, in front of a calendar for the month “SMARCH.”

And the October page. I think this one is my favorite. The image is of Bart in his clown bed.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Dec 25

@sidvicious.ca FUCK YES SANTA GOT MY LIST

A photo of January from Sid’s “A Year of the Sidsons” 2026 calendar. The background includes a pink Christmas tree and a blazing fireplace fire, with the mantel decorated with various Christmas decorations

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Dec 6

This has got to be the least appetizing picture I’ve ever fucking seen on a chip package

A photo I took of Pringles cans with the, I hope, limited-edition flavor “Beer Can Chicken.” It features an image of a fully, I would actually say way overdone, cooked chicken with a can of Miller Lite awkwardly photoshopped behind it. It’s almost like they’re evoking the IDEA of how you cook beer can chicken, but it’s all wrong. It’s all very unattractive.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Oct 24

Helping people make cakes is actually where Butterball shines

The Cenobite known (unofficially) as Butterball, from the Hellraiser movies. He’s really kind and helpful if you happen to summon him with the Butter Configuration

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Oct 11

Whoever made yesterday’s NYT Connections puzzle is an Alex Chilton fan:

New York Times Connections puzzle. In the top row, “Third,” “Sister,” and “Lovers” are consecutive squares. In the second row, “Big” and “Star” are consecutive squares. Hell yeah

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Oct 11

Very excited to see this back in my inbox! I did want to ask if you’d consider giving your own charts a non-transparent background for those of us using dark mode (Gmail, at least, does have an option to switch to a light theme for a specific email, but it’s a little tough to find):

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Sep 28

I believe him

That the NSA catfished him on Facebook by contacting him while pretending to be actress Michele Rodriguez, whom Chansley identifies as "my celebrity crush"

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Sep 23

I get what you’re saying—it’d be a little like Dr. Doom using a gun. Counterpoint, though: check out Dr. Doom using a gun

Screenshot from a fighting game where Dr. Doom is dramatically revealing he’s concealed-carrying a gun

Same fighting game. Doom is now shooting the gun at Ghost Rider, and it’s firing a huge flare of energy and black blobs and stuff at poor GR.

Same game. The gun is so fuckin’ sweet that we see the entire screen has changed to a stark black and white, no gray. The effect almost makes you think Doom has shot some kind of nuke out of the gun

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Aug 31

Not the Neutral Milk Hotel Halloween décor at Michael’s

A Halloween decoration in a frame that says “How strange it is to be anything at all” in a decorative style that makes me pretty sure a designer convinced their boss it was a quote from Alice in Wonderland. It’s flanked by two black flasks with crystal stoppers.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Aug 27

I don’t know shit about fighting games, but I can’t stop watching the trailer for Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls, where some absolute genius gave Dr. Doom a GUN

Screen from fighting game Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls, showing Dr. Doom very dramatically (of course) revealing he’s wearing a hip holster. And there’s a gun in it!

Dr. Doom using said gun on Ghost Rider (Robbie Reyes version). The gun is not shooting a bullet, but something that might as well be a tear in spacetime, or an exploding sun.

The initial explosion of the gun has run its course, but now, as Ghost Rider falls backward, the entire game screen has turned to a stark black and white for a moment, presumably because Doom’s gun has briefly destroyed all color in the vicinity, or perhaps the universe.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Aug 12

Second look at DDL from later in the film

A white variety of the anemone flower. This one is commonly called “The Bride.” Its petals are white, and the center has a touch of green. The joke here is that Daniel Day-Lewis can disappear into a role so completely that he could actually turn into an anemone. It’s a really funny joke.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jul 31

I don’t ever want to know what the fuck is going on here

Screenshot of a preview thumbnail for a YouTube video called “Showing another therapist Duality.” The channel is called “HeartSupport - Music to Improve Your Mindset” and there is a fundraiser label. The thumbnail shows the band (and the word) Slipknot on the left, as well as the word Duality above them. In the middle is a woman in headphones making some kind of eye-rolling, smug face, and finally there’s a second woman in headphones on the right, looking both furious and hurt, as though a loved one has just betrayed her.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jul 22

Clear right-wing agenda, pro-police bias, furthering the transphobic frenzy: fine, NYT. We all know you’re evil. But this is a whole other fucking level of outrage

The New York Times’ Spelling Bee game, where you must come up with different words using the seven provided letters (and must always include the highlighted letter in the middle). I have submitted the word “thicc,” which meets all the game’s requirements, but I’ve gotten a message reading “Not in word list.” You fucking monsters. You depraved children of shit.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jul 19

In love with this engraving of physicist Georg Wilhelm Richmann being killed by ball lightning while trying to study electricity. (The other guy lived.) Both because it seems like a really mean thing to illustrate, and because they both look like fighting game characters getting knocked backwards

An engraving by artist Camille Gilbert, showing two men in 18th-century gentlemanly garb being knocked backwards by an electrical experiment gone fatally wrong.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jul 12

I don’t recall if this was a Toyota, but I thought the image might be of interest to you all the same. At the time I took the photo I wondered if this was a band, or a “baby on board”-style warning

The right-hand trunk and taillight area of a black sedan. At the bottom of the trunk window is a sticker reading “PRIAPISM” in a white, stenciled typeface.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jul 6

Yet more evidence that Calvin has never given a piece of bad advice in his life

A panel from the Calvin & Hobbes comic strip. Calvin has shoveled the snow from his house’s front stoop all the way around the back of the house before connecting to the driveway (which is only feet from the front stoop). There is an impassibly large pile of snow left directly on the stoop itself, in front of the door. “If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don’t get asked to do it again,” Calvin explains to Hobbes.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jun 28

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jun 21

Oh. Neat. My dad always liked to bring up how he’d been the Bundys’ paperboy when Ted was a kid. Probably nothing to worry about

Ted Bundy — who confessed to murdering 30 women before being sentenced to death by electric chair in 1989 — moved to Tacoma with his mom when he was just 3, to a neighborhood where smokestacks "filled the air with redolent particulates.

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· Jun 4

The Nice Guys I Saw the TV Glow The first three or so Thin Man films And I will offer my top choice in the form of an image

A slipcase I mocked up for an imaginary and unlikely Criterion release of 1995 smash-hit film Hackers. The cover (front and back) is beautiful, includes suggestions for bonus features, and available for free to Criterion when they get their asses in gear

Oops! All Jazeera@fakehappy· May 15

No FUCKIN’ way