Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]

@fallonturing

Queer, disabled, Jewish, 30s. Anarcho-communist and anti-zionist. I do not have money. 2.4k "real followers" here. They/them ze/hir. Don't use my lists. | | kolektiva.social/@fallonturing

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Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· 28d

I got hit by the dodgeball of prophecy

Statue of Apollo with glowing eyes about to hit me with the dodgeball of prophecy

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· 28d

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· 29d

I can't even.

Several days after Jan. 1, Blanco asked if Loomer could help, to which Wohl responded that he tried to send the "rapper batch" of pardons "through the black world," and said Loomer "is the person for thr Jewish guys."

Loomer did not respond to requests for comment.

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 12

I have four entire dollars right now.

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 11

I POSESS 4 DOLLARS

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 11

this needs and deserved alt text

"The illusion of free choice" meme. Both paths of "Overachiever firstborn daughter" and "gifted son" lead to "burnt out mentally ill lesbian"

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 11

Fuck you.

QRP by iamsalome.bsky.social to the previous MA post: "Come to Canada"

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 10

this has been a huge mood for me lately

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 10

Tweet by @MHTruthUltra: I remember when I was young they had these people called "investigative journalists" who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

Dated 6:09 PM 7/7/26

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 8

The incorrect banners in Bojack Horseman.

From Bojack Horseman. Mr. Peanutbutter and Diane are getting married in a restaurant. The yellow banner over them says, "Congrats Diane and Mr. Peanut Butter Peanut Butter is one word don't write one word"

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 8

Oh no, you are not gonna pin this on the left. This shit was purely the liberals.

Two panel meme. Top half: an opinion headline, "Ca the left recover from Platner?"

Bottom half: Always Sunny meme. "Newsflash, asshole! The Nazi tattoo Blackrock merc Abu Ghraib guard was on the far right the entire goddamn time!"

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 8

I AM NOW IN THE NEGATIVES PLEASE HELP URGENT

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 7

Screenshot from Bob's Burgers. Tina is talking to Gene.

"What happened to Mitch McConnell?"
"I don't think they're even alive anymore."

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 7

A fuckton of Dems right now:

Britta Community meme. "I can excuse having a Nazi tattoo, racism, being a creep, and violent misogyny, but I draw the line at sexual assault."

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 6

lmfao

Headline from The Hill

DO NOT USE: A lookback at Mitch McConnell's time in the Senate

dated 7/6/26

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 6

let Sid Meier cook

Screenshot from the Sid Meier's Civilization Wiki. There is a screenshot of the low fidelity art for Mount Rushmore. "National Wonder of the Industrial era. Introduced in Civilization IV. Requirements: Fascism."

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 4

Some time ago I made this one for the EDS. Blue sclera was the final nail in the coffin--yeah, it had to be hEDS.

From the same breast cancer scene, but the mother says, "Well, I actually checked in the light! I definitely have blue sclera."

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jul 4

i had an Official Assessment today!

Screenshot from The Room, from the scene where Lisa's mother is talking to her and casually reveals a breast cancer diagnosis. Instead she says to her, "Well, I got the results of the test back! I definitely have OCD."

Fallon [CONSTANTLY DESPERATE MA]@fallonturing· Jun 30

July is #DisabilityPrideMonth! Support a disabled crafter today and check out my disability pride hat pattern, and you can make one of these hats for yourself! Other original patterns for sale in my shop, too. ko-fi.com/s/773612c643 #BSNM #DisabledArtist #ShopSmall #Knitting #FiberArts