Falquan

@falquan

A 🏳️‍🌈 software developer with a penchant for food, wine, and Japan. Amongst other things. SF based, Cleveland born and raised. Probably don’t look at my likes and follows unless you’re of age in your country. Thanks!

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Falquan@falquan· 2d

“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!” #buttermilkIBarelyKnowEr #batterUp #notTheMorningIDontDoMornings

Falquan@falquan· 6d

I tried a thing for the first time in 30 years. #whatDidYouCallMe #yeastInfection

4 weirdly shaped mini baguettes just out of the oven.

Falquan@falquan· 7d

Laissez les bons temps rouler. #laRoux #trinity #dodgeThis #andThisIsMyWifeOkra

Falquan@falquan· 9d

Char-siu? I barely know Siu! #withTomatoesAndCornForFusionPurposes #notTheSameAsPorkBelly #mostlyADeliveryDeviceForOysterAndHoisinSauce

The sliced pork tenderloin with an ear of corn on top

Falquan@falquan· 11d

🎶White people taco night🎶 #butIMadeTheSalsa #rollingTheDiceOnThisCilantro

Three crunchy tacos with ground chicken, salsa, pickled onions, and cilantro on a plate

Falquan@falquan· 23d

Oh no, there goes Tokyo; Go go #gaspacho! #asTimCurryAlmostSaidSPAIN #huhMyMargaritaIMeanBlenderDoesOtherThings #produceIveNeverEvenConjugated

A bowl of gazpacho, croutons and sliced cherry tomatoes on top; sprinkle of cilantro.

Falquan@falquan· 27d

Oh, Summer. I have sailed oceans of mediocre grocery store produce to be with you. #someoneBoughtAllTheBurrata #nowThatsATomatoOfADifferentColor #cornWorkIsWork #supportYourLocalFarmers

A large piece of corn sticking out from 3 pieces of pork tenderloin.

Falquan@falquan· Jul 7

My favorite bacon purveyor sent me some cool stickers! Thanks www.bentonscountryham.com Placement of said stickers is entirely coincidental. #iSwear #smokeEmIfYouGotEm #ifYoureACardiologistSeeingThisNoYoureNot

Two stickers, one of a pig, one of a skillet. Both say “Benton’s Bacon & Country Ham.” The pig sticker just happens to be above the skillet.

Falquan@falquan· Jul 5

Well, it’s been 250 years. We have lots to fix and lots to be hopeful about. A multicultural meal is the way. #teaSmokedRibsSorta #deadlyNightshadeTomatoSalad #maizeObviously #sangriaBecauseOfCourse

A rack of ribs glazed with Japanese style barbecue sauce

A plate with ribs, corn on the cob, and tomato salad

A plate with the same but with a glass of sangria

Falquan@falquan· Jul 4

Marcie hopefully approves of my (not peppermint) Patty melt. But we all know patty melted… 😏 #provoloneIsAChoice #onionsIBarelyKnewYuns #iveMissedCastIron

One patty melt sandwich on the bun with mustard and parsley

Falquan@falquan· Jun 24

Miss you, Anne Burrell! #brownFoodTastesGood #neverLeaveOutTheVegetables #myCabbages #neverLeaveADeepFryerAloneSomeoneWillAddStuff

A “blooming onion” and Yukon gold potato chips fresh out the fryer.

ATK-recipe based super crunchy fried
chicken thighs.

A plate of crunchy chicken, a drizzle of Asian bbq sauce and the potato chips.

Falquan@falquan· Jun 20

Falquan@falquan· Jun 15

So, hear me out. Apple. Barbecue. Sauce. On pork ribs. It’s like pork chops and applesauce but on another level. #betterThanSevenMinuteAbs #theresAnAppleForThat #dontForgetTheAcid

Pork ribs, roasted with an apple-based barbecue sauce.

A plate with the ribs, an ear of corn on the cob and cucumber salad with carrot and parsley.

Falquan@falquan· Jun 12

Just the pro tip: never roast chicken thighs over vegetables and potatoes for an hour and a half at 325°F unless you are bulking. Or hungry. Or like food. #refrigeratorVelcro #bringOutYourDeadVeggieDrawer #crispySkin #thisIsNoTimeForSPF100

4 chicken thighs roasted over assorted vegetables

A plated version of the chicken with roasted vegetables.

Falquan@falquan· Jun 7

Happy Pride! #lgbtSandwich #iHopeItsNotTheOnlySandwichIHave #thinkersCafePortreroHill

A bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado (guacamole) sandwich from Thinker’s Cafe in SF

Falquan@falquan· May 11

It’s from the 70’s and I halped! #theBoxWasABitHairySoIMadeMyOwn #accidentallyCookedTheAsparagusToTenderInsteadOfMush #imGoingOffOfTheRailsCauseTheresNoGravyTrain

A breaded pork chop that looks like Shake ‘n Bake with asparagus and mashed potatoes.

Falquan@falquan· May 10

Oh for fucks sake AP, everyone with a brain knows why the CDC is missing. You, of all mainstream media, should be better than this clickbait bullshit that doesn’t immediately condemn the people who caused this problem in the first place.

apnews.com: Experts wonder 'Where is the CDC?' as a hantavirus outbreak unfolds on a cruise ship

Falquan@falquan· Apr 22

I’m not sure if this is Eastern European or Irish, but it’s certainly nostalgic. #tatersOverMyHammy #muzakCabbage

A dish made of boiling ham, cabbage, and potatoes together.

Falquan@falquan· Apr 16

It’s White people taco Wednesday! #alPastorFromAPacket #chomp #cilantroIBarelyKnowEr

Hard shell tacos with ground pork cooked in Al Pastor seasoning with cilantro.

Falquan@falquan· Apr 11

Welcome home, my heroes! #illBuyYouAllTheBeersYouWant

Integrity with three parachutes floating down after reentry.

Falquan@falquan· Apr 4

Bear with me — I’m super proud and stoked about the Artemis program, but I have to get this out of my system… Nice planet you’ve got there. It’d be a shame if someone farted on it.