False Machine
@falsemachine
reviews, weird fiction and rpg content
DOOM of the DARK is now available to buy. Physically here - falseparcels.bigcartel.com (One version ships from the U.K. while another ships from the U.S.A.) Digitally on Drivethru - www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher... And digitally on itch.io - pjamesstuart.itch.io
Apparently Gackling Moon was in the background to a Charlie XCX video? (Also, I am still perma-cucked by Chris McDowell)
We have hit the first stretch goal for DOOM of the DARK, meaning we can crank up the quality of the print for all backers! The Turne-Spytte Dogge which powers all creative efforts of the False Machine Crypto-City far beneath the earth, has been impelled to even greater efforts.
The elfen Lord Tom K Kemp has created some lovely new beauty shots for Gackling Moon
I am eBaying some comics, if you like comics www.ebay.co.uk/usr/patrick_...
does anyone out there have a recording of the 2018 Great Crystal Debate?
Nothing I've ever done is as popular as Deep Carbon Observatory... and possibly _nothing ever will be_ 😃😢 soronarchives.blogspot.com/2025/11/revi... soronarchives.blogspot.com/2025/11/deep... soronarchives.blogspot.com/2026/03/sess...
A fresh bunch of things up on eBay! Auction ending Sunday the 28th! Ian Millers Grim Tarock, Johan Blanche Dark Millenium Playing Cards, Tunnels & Trolls 7.5 Boxed Set, Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader by Rick Priestley www.ebay.co.uk/usr/patrick_...
That's it. I just have Eugenics on the brain. Now I need to Google Elliott Coues.
Harrison Cady, 1915. This is literally the modern post-awakening doomscroll though, like Trump did what while I was sleeping?
This is like a hieroglyph to me, or a spell, like I half get it, but I do urgently want to understand what the hell is going on with the smaller titles bottom left, is that a book on eugenics?
Wait, I forgot that I'm a buisness. You can buy my books here; falseparcels.bigcartel.com
"Bernie Wrightson, Master of the Macabre" aprapro of nothing; Alan Moore is a lot like Quentin Tarantino, in that, the more you learn about the history of his medium, the less impressive he is
'Queen Mab's Palace' is finally complete and available for sale falseparcels.bigcartel.com
Hugh Cooks 'Chronicle of an Age of Darkness' has been re-published, one with an introduction by me! You can find out more here; pjamesstuart.substack.com/p/hugh-cook-...
Finished my Demon Tank from @rustbeltminis, kind of a mid paint job but a pretty great mini.