Shel Silverstein was a pimp

now watching

I saw this magazine in the airport and loved the art so much I had to look up the illustrator! @johnhendrix.bsky.social

boarding! 🛫

this one works too

this is a pretty obvious tell that Trump's cognitive abilities are slipping. insults are his bread and butter, but now they're not funny or clever and he's asking for feedback on which variation is better??

here's a photo of a San Francisco trolley I took on a Gameboy Camera in 1999

Jalen Brunson's got some great hot sauce recommendations. I'll have to try pairing Frank's with dinner and lunch food.

Charles Nelson Reilly would find the new Snap glasses to be "a bit much"

lol this shit pisses me off so much. (look closely between the words "garlic" and "sauce")

this baby chilling with Anton LaVey on the back of his holiday album looks like the AI baby meme

this is the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen

honestly, what are we doing here. you can just put some static text instead of consuming a glass of water to give me that answer

i played out of my damn mind here. Mizuki is kind of a beast. I'm a Brigitte player, and he's basically a better version of Brig

we need more of this on linkedin

pulling out my tea set to have tea time with my niece

I ran into Columbo in Budapest

the other day, I was playing against a cat and Dva that tried to combo with their bullshit and immediately shut it down. it felt so good to see them fail #overwatch

just do the math and shut up, jesus christ

found my Mark Jackson card featuring the Menendez brothers

when I was in Vienna I learned about a rich property developer named Richard Lugner who had a reality show about his family, modeled after The Osbournes. here's his list of known romantic partners from his German Wikipedia page (translated to English)

RIP to a real one

amazing movie title

yelling about the pope at my doordash driver

I'm in Berlin and there's a photo of someone in our hotel room. is it Marlon Brando? someone else?