fancymistermark
@fancymistermark
A series of beautiful, totally futile posts.
Currently listening to this. A post-birthday purchase with my birthday money (yes, I still get birthday money!) and inspired by an Ultramarine conversation with @monkeytennis.bsky.social a long time ago. It's very good!
if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
The reviews are in @ono-ch1.bsky.social and..... they're not great. On a positive note, anything above 40% is a pass grade. And horny jail does at least sound like fun.
I used to jump onto the bongos at this 👇club in Preston, when I lived there (97-98). That's "jump onto" when the professional bongo player was on a fag break. I wasn't very good. I sounded like a shoe trapped in a washing machine on full spin.
In Ibiza, and can't find Gorm's Garage. Narrator: It's Devon, you melon.
Watched it for the first time last year, and felt exactly the same. Was expecting a laugh-a-minute fantasy romp - a la Princess Bride. It started ok, but then became a bit of a slog. However, I did find this funny...
Pop to Tesco - Magnums are £6.10 ; £4.75 if you've got a Clubcard.
I don't know if there are any #raveyardshift rules, but Joe Jackson's (not that one) 'Steppin Out' is going in!!! It's a Bobby Belter!
My thumb looks like a Florida theme park turkey leg, there. It's not that bad - honest! - see!
For those of you listening along at home, here's what I'm listening to (see pic). You'll know when it's time to turn the page when you hear the word "BOYS!" Now Playing: Laurie Anderson - O Superman
#notraveyardshift #raveyardshift post night out nightcaps. It's now 'Fade to Grey'
Culturally relevant birthday card that can only be sent by my mum. Surprised it's not a watercolour painting of a 70s third division footballer.
Ich trinke gerade ein bayerisches Bier, Jungs. Es war im Kühlschrank.
There's a couple of NME flexis I've got that I wish had gone the same way as your Weller 7"🙂