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phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊

@fartking99

little prairie vixen, rude ol' jayhawker on wazhazhe land. local anti-imperialist muscle auntie. 💖 ΘΔ she/her 30’s 🔞7/15/24 🏳️‍⚧️ Lk 13:12,22:62🙏 🍉 go royals ⚾️ FTY ALT pfp: an image of Selma Bouvier smoking in red lingerie from The Simpson

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phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Apr 30

can't use drafts if you only use a third-party appview

rollsafe "now you know" meme

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Apr 12

call me rylegih gainz

a Hevy screenshot showing an hour and 24 minute long workout consisting of 15 exercises for a total of 19,543lbs lifted. Phog set two personal records during the workout!

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Apr 1

nw:

criterion collection poster for The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 31

split squats SUCK

Overview of a workout in the Hevy app, showing a session of an almost equal distribution of muscle work over an hour and thirty-eight minutes, lifting a total of 20,838 pounds. Phogwalker also set two personal records during this workout!

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 27

watching sopranos workout and almost spat out my creatine at this. rare hash w

screenshot from The Sopranos, S5E7 'In Camelot', Hesh Rabkin saying "She's a little pale for my taste"

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 22

sunday funday

a Hevy app screenshot showing a 1 hour 43 minute workout with 10 exercises for a total of 13,010lbs lifted

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 19

feeling like shit, just want him back

portrait of Silas Soule, Abolitionist Jayhawker and Union Soldier

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 12

yahaaa, i’m feeling it now

Hevy workout overview, showing 21 sets of exercises for 33 minutes

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 8

@elliotsharron.bsky.social
This is perfect liberal politics. Fantasizing about a New Yorker interview to do your work for you, Knock on a door for Janet Mills. I dare you. Max out that contribution. Do a thing besides posting + hoping.

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Hunter Dunn, 50501 National Press Coordinator

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Mar 6

amazing things on the webbed sites

user Swag Money 420 claiming that the reason US Senate hopeful Graham Platner does not want to close defense companies is because "he's a tankie not an anarchist"

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Feb 19

lol i think about this every now and then

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Feb 11

wil stancil in the group chat:

screencap from The Sopranos, FBI agent Skip Lipari in the foreground sitting next to Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero, who is snitching on his friends to the agent; just like wil stancil

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Jan 13

blaaahrgngh what a baby.

some centrist bootlicker is blocking you

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Jan 10

real bios of the fediverse

a Watermelon emoji, a Ukrainian flag, and the following hashtags; Pedohphile, Palestinians Genocide, and Release The Epstein Files

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Dec 8

tale as old as time

a user "@badempanada.com" on a mute list for "A very British Bigotry"

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Nov 15

"Daaaamn! that answer could use some work" achewood panel (2006)

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 27

i saw troy aikman like 5 minutes after taking this

a folding montague bike leaning against a metal fence while several DOT-111 rail cars transport thousands of gallons of ethanol across the Missouri River

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 26

bitch-made

@asksalottle.bsky.social

User Blocking You after you got their ass in the replies

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 17

greetings from the Amber Waves of Grain

a furry bison standing in a field of wild growing wheat on the tallgrass prairie reserve in Strong City, Kansas

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 8

[coyote noises]

a ridewithgps results screen showing a ride from october 8th, 2025 at 10:03AM that was 18.4 miles long over an hour and 49 minutes with an elevation gain of 821 feet

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 7

seeing double

andrew luck scoring a winning touchdown against the chiefs in the 2014 wild card

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 6

[randy savage voice] oooh yeag can u dig it

a RideWithGPS results screen showing a distance biked of 15.7 miles over an hour and 29 minutes with an elevation gain of 488 feet

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 3

anyway i did this today

RideWithGPS ride summary showing a distance biked of 15.9 miles, an elevation gain of 680ft, with a total movement time of an hour and thirty eight minutes

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Oct 1

post u from a different era

a pre-treatment eryn, standing on stage with a microphone singing "When the Levee Breaks." (a terrible song for karaoke!) she's wearing a button up shirt with flamingoes and grey shorts

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Sep 28

context

“God said, ‘I’m going to take the most broken person and I’m going to elevate him to the place of being the mayor of the most powerful city on the globe,’” Adams said. “He could have made me the mayor of Topeka, Kansas. He could have made me the mayor of some small town or village somewhere.”

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Sep 28

watching sportz

an orange shorthair cat laying his fat ass in the foreground, the poster’s hand resting on her thigh as they both lay on the couch

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Sep 22

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

an empty spaceship helmet with a computer monitor's text reflected on the visor; a still from Ridley Scott's Alien (1979)

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Aug 9

it's my time to shine

screenshot of an article by Drew Gillis for AV club about the Air Bud Returns casting call for the dog

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Aug 5

you wouldn't survive in the asylum i was raised in

phogwalker (41-60 arc) 🌻🦊@fartking99· Jul 1

halfway done

screencap from X-Files of Agent Fox Mulder saying "Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government."

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