Fastolph

@fastolph

🌙 Also known as Chizka. 90s kid․ Full-time Geek․ Video Games enthusiast․ Explorer of realities. Neurodivergent. Fighting for Mental Health and LGBT recognition. #VRChat #VirtualPhotography

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Fastolph@fastolph· 24d

I was told these things are gonna raise in price come September, so uhhh

Photo of a Nintendo Switch 2 with the games Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and Yoshi and the Mysterious Book. Sitting on a desk. That is mine. Because I make poor purchase decisions often.

Fastolph@fastolph· 25d

Me going to finally make a Jinxxy account and wondering who might be that spoon who dared take my username. It's me. I'm the spoon.

Fastolph@fastolph· 26d

Liquid Kids. Bit bummed it's not on the Taito Alpha. It's hard as heck but super fun. Pretty and colorful too.

Fastolph@fastolph· 26d

There's a before/after of the body. Think I'll definitely need to scale her down at some point, she's almost as tall as I am IRL.

Fastolph@fastolph· 26d

I changed the body proportions of my Selestia, and her face a little bit, in an attempt to make her look more balanced, realistic and mature. Also got her a summer fit by picking some pieces from different outfits.

Fastolph@fastolph· 27d

Case in point.

Screenshot of Bsky notification showing that Chiitan liked the previous post.

Fastolph@fastolph· Jul 9

It's in there though?

Fastolph@fastolph· Jul 5

How come it took me this long to discover that July is Disability Pride Month, and we even got a flag I can now wave and represent! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disabil...

A disability flag, disability pride flag, or flag of the rights of persons with disabilities is a flag that represents people with any kind of disabilities.

The Disability Pride Flag is a charcoal grey flag bisected diagonally from the top left corner to the lower right corner by five parallel stripes in red, pale gold, pale grey, light blue, and green.The diagonal bands are intended to signify "cutting across barriers that disabled people face."

Meaning of the colors:

Charcoal Grey: Mourning for people who have died due to ableist violence, abuse, suicide, and illness
Red Stripe: Physical disabilities
Gold Stripe: Neurodiversity
Blue Stripe: Emotional and psychiatric disabilities
Green Stripe: Sensory disabilities
White Stripe: Undiagnosed and invisible disabilities

(From Wikipedia)

Fastolph@fastolph· Jul 2

Show me a cool physical game

Photo of my shelf with the box for the Nintendo 64 game Yoshi's Story, Japanese release. On the side is a box of the PC game Dark Sector, and behind we can barely notice the Big Box for the PC game William Shatner's Techwar.

Fastolph@fastolph· Jul 2

Ah. Need to grab a copy of this one. I bought this stupid controller and now I need a game to play with it.

A Namco controller called the Geocon or something like that. Thing has a hinge in the middle that lets players twist both sides on the controller to use it as an analog input in racing games

Fastolph@fastolph· Jul 2

Box cover of the video game "White Men Can't Jump" on the ATARI Jaguar

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 28

Blue Archive says all the right things sometimes...

Screenshot of the game "Blue Archive", a character is saying: "You know, how about you stop with the "you all" talk? There's no line, no separation. There's only "us."".

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 19

Oh yea those are neat. kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

"Bluesky license" generated using the website linked in the post. Those are my stats:

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How long your account has existed.
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Your total number of posts — like an odometer.

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 15

Yea shoutout to Proton for doing the Black Magic it does but it sure ain't too keen on our drives...

Screenshot of the Steam UI for how much hard drive space UNBEATABLE takes on my Linux system: 49.58GB total, 15.9 GB of "shaders" which I assume includes re-encoded videos

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 15

BlueSky, j't'aime bien mais des fois tu fais chier

screenshot du post de Boulet avec un élément d'interface de BlueSky passant devant le texte de sa BD

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 6

Less than a hundred people might understand that joke.

Montage of the children's book Rachel Lake read to the UNBEATABLE Discord server, with the character Beat from the game shouting at the end "Jimmy you ignorant fuck"

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 6

If you're into NES Homebrews, you might wanna take a look at this bundle on itch. 30 games for 30 bucks. Some of the finest freshly brewed games for the Nintendo Entertainment System. All working on real hardware through a flashcard or in your emulator of choice. itch.io/b/3695/new-8...

Banner of the 8-bit All Stars Bundle

https://itch.io/b/3695/new-8-bit-all-stars-bundle

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 4

If you buy #unbeatable by @dcellgames.com you don't just buy a rhythm game. You gain access to the collective community around it. And to unexpected happenings like the game producer and voice actress @rachel.dcellgames.com poping up on Discord and reading bedtime stories in Beat's voice.

Screenshot of a Discord window. On the D-Cell Games server, where producer Rachel Lake is streaming and reading a bedside story called "Sea-Gals" while chaos ensues in chat.

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 3

Alors j'sais que c'est pas un argument recevable que "ça aurait pu être pire", mais j'trouve qu'on est encore quand même sur une upgrade par rapport à l'originale... Après en allant cherché le screenshot j'ai eu une info que j'avais zappée: c'est Amazon derrière. Déjà ça c'est un non pour moi.

Fastolph@fastolph· Jun 3

J'avais zéro contexte donc j'ai fait une recherche pour voir de quoi tu pouvais parler... Rien que les titres j'ai très très peur de rentrer là dedans...

Les titres en question:
- Netizens slam American Fork Police Department as "wildly corrupt" and "biased" as video of Bricks & Minifigs YouTuber Ben Schneider's arrest goes viral.
- 'Mormon Mafia' Conspiracy Trends Online After YouTuber Investigating $200,000 Lego Collection Dispute Flees To Mexico Following Arrest.
- YouTuber Starts A Cult And Is Raided By Police In Attempt To Recover Old Man's Star Wars LEGO Collection.
- What is the Bricks and Minifigs lego scam scandal? Entire $200,000 lawsuit controversy explained as Reckless Ben GoFundMe raises more than $10K.
- Conflict over purportedly stolen Legos leads to accusations of misconduct against American Fork Police Department.

Fastolph@fastolph· May 29

... Okay, see you in a couple centuries

Screenshot of firefox asking me if I really wanna close my 2024 tabs

Fastolph@fastolph· May 23

Birdbraining Project Diva MegaMix+

Photo of the game Project Diva running a custom track of Jamie Paige's Birdbrain. An original PlayStation Dual shock controller is sitting in front of it

Fastolph@fastolph· May 23

Birdbraining the Thomson MO5

A Thomson MO5 computer running the drawing program Pictor. The lyrics of Jamie Paige's Birdbrain are partially written pn the screen. "Birdbrain" has been scribbled using an optical pen.

Fastolph@fastolph· May 7

There's been other improvements tho!

Right click menu on an archive file showing the option "Extract and trash archive"

Fastolph@fastolph· Apr 26

Ah, yes. I remember why I don't post about the events I volunteer for as much. Too many photos and hard to convey the whole thing with just 4 of them per post.

Retro computers set up at a convention: Amstrad CPC, CPC Plus, Commodore 64 and C64 Ultimate

Two people playing the Co-op mod of Super Mario 64 on an Analogue 3D, an FPGA recreational of the Nintendo 64. Next to them, someone is playing Hatsune Miku Project Diva MegaMix+.

Line up of Arcade Cabinets at the convention. The closest one is running a classic danmaku shoot'em'up from Cave: Espgaluda. Somehow, 3 gigantic purple tentacles can be seen in the distance.

Picture of me at our booth, ready to answer questions. A small arcade cabinet, an Evercade Alpha, is sitting on the table along with piles of manga to give away and posters advertising that we're recruiting.

Fastolph@fastolph· Apr 23

I keep forgetting to post about the bullshit I'm up to. Two weeks in a public library. We brought retro consoles, some newer gear, computers older than me and even arcade cabinets. Also got to display some VRChat photography by @kosmikvr.bsky.social and @neomance.bsky.social Good times.

Picture of a computer running Need for Speed 1 on MS-DOS, a Commodore 64 Ultimate with Mayhem in Monsterland, and an actual Commodore 64 from back in the day. A piece of VRChat photography is displayed in the wall.

Photo of several arcade cabinets in a public library. A cocktail-style cab running Pac-Man is in the middle against a pillar. The pillar also has a piece of VRChat photography on it.

Picture of an Analogue 3D running a modded version of Super Mario 64 for two players. On the wall is a framed piece of VRChat photography.

Picture of multiple kids around two XBox 360 running Forza Horizon 2 with the official driving wheel.
Another piece of VRChat photography is framed on the wall.

Fastolph@fastolph· Apr 2

DLSS5 Off vs On

Screenshot of Halo 2 from the Master Chief Collection, showing the character Cortana. This edition allows to switch between original graphics and "remastered" visuals. Those are the original graphics.

Fastolph@fastolph· Mar 25

Uhhh is that one gone as well? I can't access it.

Screenshot of Instagram's "page isn't available" screen

Screenshot of Instagram search showing koyorinart as "not found"

Fastolph@fastolph· Mar 25

Think I can 100% safely blame @hayatikaze.com for this. (Feat @shiyouganai.dev, @kitkatsingsmeow.bsky.social, @starheart.bsky.social)

Photo of various VRChat people with googly eyes:
Jay Priere, Haya Tikaze and her little cube friend, KitKatSingsMeow, Fastolph, Starheart

Fastolph@fastolph· Mar 19

Maybe they did try to seed these at some point, but even the grass lining up roads have it and I doubt that was intended. And if they cut the grass on a regular basis those flowers wouldn't be able to grow. Funny how leaving it alone probably made it more beautiful.