Of course Osibisa were prog. I mean, look at their album covers. #proms

Only one choice for my #fridaynightdrinkinghats tonight as I watch Prog at the #Proms. After me: “A flower?”

Clearly this is a scam email. But the use of “unsettlingly” means I can almost forgive them.

Who is this Ron Bacardi bloke anyway? #fridaynightdrinkinghats

Hydration break. #fridaynightdrinkinghats

All the rage in Ho Chi Minh City. #fridaynightdrinkinghats

It’s the Gloster VI. I shall brook no argument in the matter.

You think you have problems? This was Theo getting rather too close to my wife’s laptop yesterday.

Dear fraudsters. Please don’t do frauds on Tuesdays or Thursdays. Thanks.

I know very little about international football. This is good, yes?

A picture that captures your essence.

Agreed. I’m in my garden doing all of the above.

Been a bit warm, hasn’t it?

I am once again tapping the sign.

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone

I was quite taken with this one.

Ah that’ll be the Lamia.

Every other burger’s doing it.

Worst. Euphemism. Ever.

It’s lovely, although as the sweeper-upper around here it has its downside.

Suburban Sunday afternoon Birmingham in April. The gentle sounds of sparrows coughing and the heady aroma of Max from number 5’s special herbal cigarettes wafting in on the breeze.

A contender enters the arena.

Here’s a sign he can go and stand by.

It’s not as if they had loads of them to start with.

I’m in Amsterdam and it turns out the songs are true.

I see your mum’s built an extension.