F.B.J.C.
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“We scanned the skies with rainbow eyes and saw machines of every shape and size… unchained.” “A pair of Nikes size 10 and a 1/2.” Fix your hearts or die ❤️💀 Dear Gawd I’m 42 🤪
Ugh, I’m so embarrassed I wrote “too” instead of “two” so here’s round two of two to make up for it
Had shit to do today but quick flashback to yesterday round too, pubes all sweaty and matted and being a lazy, leaky scumbum
Before Monday’s over, a flashback to yesterday morning’s thunderstorm. I feel like I’m in a universal horror movie…
I was in a rush and exhausted and in my work boxer briefs but one way or another, Sunday was bound to happen this morning
I guess it got a little fat but I was interrupted. Food, then jerking off to the sound of this rainstorm.
Just wanted to give a shout out to my best bud. He’s always been there for me.
Found these slutty bitches again so you know what that means: time for a horny bike ride.
I forgot to wear deodorant to work today. Whoops. Anyways, sweaty after-work briefs vs fresh pajama pair.