Fawful's Minion
@fawfulsminion
Youtuber, nerd, and author in the making. Passion is power, stories forge infinity, and fun rules all. Happily taken by @nicothecinderace.bsky.social <3
If only high school Logan could've predicted he'd one day have a girlfriend just as autistic about Star Fox 64 as he is... Would've INSTANTLY cured his depression. Lmao
If I had a nickel for every time I played an SS tier, $20 indie game about an itty bitty kickass cutie cloaked in red vanquishing dour & gothic horrors from on high... I would have NOT NEARLY ENOUGH NICKELS. I DON'T CARE IF I SOUND GREEDY. I HAVE TASTED HEAVEN, AND I WANT MORRRRRE, PLEASE. TwT
Sure, why not? Here's mine! Since seeing the 3rd movie and playing Shadow Generations, Shadow shot way back up to take #1.
Man, I miss when sites like this actually had balloons on your profile when it was your birthday. Luckily, I can edit, soooo... *ahem* BALLOOOOOOOOOONS!!! 32 YEARS OF SENTIENT CRINGE!
Bro, how the hell did they make him look both badass and EXTREMELY PETTABLE?
I just love having a big game casually announced out of nowhere, comprehensively shown with cutscenes AND gameplay, and then released within the next 3 months. ...no, that WASN'T sarcasm; it's a very clean and effective use of the hype economy. Gets me excited without tiring me out. MORE PLEASE!
BY THE WAY, I had Top 16 Star Fox 64 Missions in the docket for a while, and was actually aiming to make it for June/July. LIKE, DAMN--NO TURNING BACK NOW, Y'ALL.
*wakes up from nap* *sleepily checks phone* WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUUU-
Can anyone else back me up when I say that Squirrel Girl hate is incredibly lame and undeserved? Look at this queen. She's simultaneously the cutest, hottest, AND most likeable character in the entire game... AND she plays just like Grenade Launcher Demoman from TF2. God DAMN, I love her so much.
Got my momma a little Easter present! For decades, she got me so many consoles and games; it's the least I can do. ^^
It's crazy to me that in all the Mario Party games, the "warp you to the star" item has NEVER been a Warp Whistle. It's been a magic lamp, flutter orb, star pipe, and now gold pipe...but not once was it the Mario item famous for skipping levels. I know it was originally a Zelda item, but still.
Currently have hay fever going wild while my youngest cat is loudly going through her first heat cycle... ...meanwhile I've had a 35+ min video 99% done for a week that can't be fully finished until I make new sprite art for it... Also my glasses are no longer good at glasses-ing. Bro.
This little shit's gonna grow up to be a bitch so curvy, dommy and slutty, it's gonna make Salazzle look like a catholic nun. *prays on hands and knees* Oh please God, Santa, Allah, and John Wick alive--LET IT BE SO!
You are my weakness. (Love you always, @nicothecinderace.bsky.social ! <3)
I was deadass about to joke "What, no boogie2988? Such restraint!" BUT THEN--
Here's one of the more tame ones. "Just get to the point" rings quite hollow and unhelpful when I'm not actually repeating myself.