I’ve been training for this moment

Time to make landscapes with spam gogurts

What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your limited edition hello kitty spam

Never thought I’d make it to this point, but I’m now in my banana phase

As a new climber it is now my duty to humbly submit my thoughts on the moonboard holds

Finally transforming myself into a proper pack mule

Rate my gym fit

Since Pokemon cards have their own bubble economy I figured I’d get a head start on the next big hit

Enjoy some free feet pics you pervs

Now that most of the pain and adrenaline has died down, I’m just stuck here resting like

Shocked I tell you www.idrlabs.com/beastars/tes...

It was the most cost-effective option, I swear

Someone just straight up TF’d I should go to the gym more often

N64 successfully region free Had to catch up on the absolute essentials

He was angry I had to leave to go climbing

And I’m here too

Oh yeah I was an otter once

Ended up stepping out of my comfort zone by recording some bouldering attempts for the first time. Turns out I climb like my limbs are made of those stretchy sticky hands flailing out till something sticks, and my lower half is like someone pressed ice cubes against my back at random intervals

Making my way into the V4/V5 range these last couple of months has been fine and dandy, but being able to not immediately fall on my ass on a moonboard is genuinely the proudest I’ve been in my climbing progression thus far.

I’ve now TF’d into that guy

Back on my bullshit thinkin’’bout HIM™️

I love my roommates… @sonicmega.bsky.social needs an advertising deal

Taking the exhausted parent approach for my birthday by checking into a “play area” and wiping myself out for the rest of the day

What good is a birthday if you don’t take a gamble