Faye Havoc

@fayehavoc

Burlesque. Sewing. Photography. Tea. Cats. Snakes. Plants. Half of the only pantomime horse to win a title at the Burlesque Hall of Fame. Some weirdo in a costume. fayehavoc.com

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Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· 24d

July Plant Portraits are up! Theme: all the white flowers I could possibly find. www.patreon.com/fayehavoc/po...

It's me crowned with miniature white roses and surrounded by panicle hydrangea, yarrow, Queen Anne's Lace, traveler's joy, and more roses.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· 27d

's been too long since I've made a proper flower crown. www.patreon.com/fayehavoc/po...

My hand holding a floral wreath made of summer seasonal wildflowers, leaves, and dried grasses.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jul 10

My aunt & uncle had a whole bunch of Frazetta prints framed and hanging in their home basically forever. All very formative for me, but this is the one I reframed with great love and care and hung up in my own home, after they'd both passed.

Art by Frank Frazetta of Luana, holding a spear, hunting with her fierce sabre-toothed tiger. She's wearing nothing but a loincloth and a chain headdress, long black hair blowing forward in the wind, and it's by Frazetta so of course her ass and thighs are incredibly powerful. She's #goals for-real.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 25

We both love chess and play together often, so I screamed when @jonashby.com dropped this set; I just had to book a shoot! Practical effects are the best.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 23

"Come out and live with a religious community in a beautiful place out in the country." www.patreon.com/fayehavoc/po...

I'm standing in a field of foxgloves and dame's rocket, holding a bouquet of the same, and there's an enormous black locust tree in full bloom behind me. I'm wearing a crown made of all three types of flowers and a flowy purple linen dress with big puffy sleeves. One hand is raised, positioned slightly behind my head, and I'm looking up at the sky.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 8

Describe your gender without downloading any new pictures.

All six standard Staunton chess pieces arranged in a line from tallest to shortest in alternating black/white colours: king, queen, bishop, knight, rook, and pawn.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 1

Learned how to print cyanotypes with @beeappletini.bsky.social yesterday evening. This is an 18"x24" of Luna's Flower Moon shed from May 2025, made with real flowers and sunshine in May of 2026. 🌿💙🐍

Cyanotype print of flattened snake shed placed diagonally across a sheet of paper bordered with a variety of leaves and flowers.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 1

Happy Pride Month here's my queer breakfast:

Four beverages on a counter: banana blueberry vanilla protein smoothie; strawberry mint kombucha made by a friend; oat latte in my favourite mug with a peacock and a fox on it; water for hydration but in a giant tumbler with cute pastel snakes and flowers all over it and a little pink snake coiled around the straw on top.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Jun 1

Evidence.

Luna the albino boa constrictor is curled up in her hide, which she has decorated with a fresh shed! Her face is hidden but you can see her cute lil' tail tip in the foreground. It's May 31st and there's a blue moon tonight!

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 27

Spent the evening here and when I say it was absolutely REDOLENT I mean that.

A meadow full of foxglove and dame's rocket, surrounded by enormous blooming black locust trees.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 25

Apple Blossoms 🌸 6 new edits on Patreon 🌸 1 here, as is tradition.

It's me sitting surrounded by apple, cherry, and flowering red currant blossoms. There's a crown of alternating white and pink apple blossom clusters in my hair. There's a pink silk drapery being worn as a dress. The mood is regal and serene. May Queen vibes. I was experiencing spring fever when I shot and modelled this 3 years ago.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 21

This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

Miss Moneypenny the black & white tuxedo cat enjoying her "Penny Solarium" [the narrow sill between the back of the couch and a sunny south-facing window].

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 16

Two in colour, as a treat.

My hand holding a cluster of wisteria; it was growing over the fence into the cemetery from an adjacent property.

A heavily-inscribed obelisk-shaped gravestone being absolutely swallowed up from above by a bush full of bright pink rhododendrons.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 16

Springtime for goth girls.

Monument with a decorative Greek key design around the base topped with a shrouded stone urn under a gorgeous old cherry tree at Fraser Cemetery.

Weather-worn gravestones surrounding a large hawthorn tree in full bloom.

A large pointed headstone against threatening grey skies; a hawthorn tree and more scattered grave markers in the distance behind it.

A Celtic cross headstone against a huge rhododendron bush. If this photo wasn't in black and white the rhododendron flowers would be a vivid hot pink.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 16

Luna wanted Outside Time today so I set up her pillow fort:

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 14

Getting back into the habit of picking flowers whenever I go for a wander.

A bouquet of false lilacs and a variety of columbines in pink and purple tones.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 11

This clown missed their bus.

It's me in full clownface at a bus shelter, looking vaguely annoyed at Sunday transit in general.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 9

Posted the full-length video to Patreon but here's a clip of one of my most-favourite parts. 🌓

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 7

Wanted to jump in a lake with a bunch of lilacs for a photoshoot this season, but will just have to be content enjoying them in vases at home this year while my back muscles continue to misbehave.

Lilacs in a royal purple glass vase. There are a few fallen flowers beside the vase. And a window beyond.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 6

Had the dregs of this blue gin for so long that the colour's almost completely faded. Being physically broken and useless on a Tuesday night is as good an excuse as any to try using up the bottle (and the few remaining violet ice cubes from LAST spring - they'd partially evaporated in the freezer).

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 3

I want to give her more outside adventure time (especially on a warm day like today) but I should not be lifting or handling an 8'-long 22-pound boa constrictor in my current condition.

Luna the albino boa chillin' on top of my faux fur bedspread! She stayed here for about 30 minutes before slithering under the bed and hanging out there quite happily for 10 more hours. (Then I put her back in her enclosure for mealtime.)

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 3

Checked in on Luna and she was just up here gazing at the moon. 🌕🤍🐍🥹

Luna the albino boa constrictor looking through the glass wall of her enclosure.

A photo of the view of the moon through my bedroom window, taken from Luna's perspective.

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· May 2

Blessed to be awake for the few seconds it rained tonight (and that's the full moon sinking behind some clouds to the west!)

Faye Havoc@fayehavoc· Apr 24

Screen Time did that thing where I turned off my phone at 9:30pm last night to watch a movie in a theatre then didn't turn it back on for 14 hours and it logged logged those 14 hours as though I was actively using it the entire time. 🙃