FlowerCrownedSylveon

@fcsylveon

Surviving purely out of spite 🏳️‍⚧️ Open source is my jam 👩🏻‍💻 Music: Yes pls 🥁🎻🎤 Drink: Cranberry🥤+H2O🥤 Socks: Many 🧦 5G-enabled 🦠💉😷 ♾️❤️

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FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jun 24

How it’s going. Source: www.reddit.com/r/antiai/com...

Panel 1, Fluffy li’l bird: “It’s time for the quarterly company meeting.”
Panel 2, Li’l bird: “We will kr— about the c—“ (is interrupted by a much larger speech bubble): “AI”
Panel 3, Pull back to reveal li’l bird in the distance looking at a bird in the foreground (likely a black crow) labeled “Managers, CEO, CFO” squawking: “AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI,”
Panel 4, ECU on li’l bird looking perturbed as previous speech bubble continues: “AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, AI,”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jun 6

#PokemonGOFest2026

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Apr 8

When you wake up early and open Duolingo then remember it’s early and you’re on a Bluetooth speaker so you quickly switch apps so Duolingo doesn’t play that loud intro and wake up your beloved but when you go back later you discover to your shock and horror OH NO YOU’VE JUST KNOCKED DUO UNCONSCIOUS

A screen capture of the Duolingo mobile app on iOS, caught mid-animation during app launch, that just happens to show Duo the owl with its eyes looking like horizontal lines and its beak dangling open, as though unconscious.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Mar 17

CARROT is a national treasure #GulfOfMexico #ASCIIAndYeShallReceive

Support email from me to CARROT dated 23 February 2025: “Any chance the app can dynamically correct the Gulf of America garbage going on? (Also important for folks who are on the actual ocean right now.) Thank you.” Accompanying app screen shot is from the so-called “Gulf of America”, 63°F, “That cloud looks like a snake eating its own tail.”

Response from CARROT support dated 23 February 2025: “ Unfortunately my location data comes straight from Apple’s location database, so I don’t have any control over how it shows up on certain map screens that use Apple Maps. But I *can* overwrite the names returned for your current location, I’ll look into doing that in a future update. Love, CARROT”.

The latest CARROT mission: “Find the Gulf of Mexico.” The map has been given an overlay with “[Gulf of Mexico]” in square brackets and a monospace font on a black background, as if corrected by someone with a DYMO label maker.

Answer:

Gulf of Mexico
American Mediterranean Sea

“The Gulf of Mexico is a partially landlocked body of water on the southeastern periphery of the North American continent.

“It recently got a stupid new name, and all the mapping data providers caved and started using the stupid new name, but screw that: it will always be the Gulf of Mexico in my book.”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jan 19

#CARROT knows

Weather update from CARROT on 19 January 2025: “You’re just checking the weather because you can’t go on TikTok anymore.”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jan 17

It’s even better if you recite it aloud like you’re Matthew Caws singing “Popular” by Nada Surf. www.tumblr.com/flowercrowne...

A Tumblr post by butchcockiness2:

“hey, you. the girl reading this. who needs someone to tell her that she can be a girl. you can be a girl. you don't have to pretend to be a guy anymore. you can try the she/her pronouns. you can try a woman's name. you can try wearing a dress (or if that's not safe for you right now, something subtle like painting your nails clear). you can ask your friends and/or partner(s) to call you pretty, beautiful, feminine, to call you a good girl or princess in bed. you can look into hrt (diy hrt harm reduction). you can look into laser hair removal. you can look into top surgery, bottom surgery, ffs, any kind of gender affirming care you need.

“you deserve to live as yourself, not just as a hollow shell of a person. if you need permission, i'm giving you permission. being a girl is good and you are good for being a girl.”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jan 17

You get me, CAPTCHA.

Screen capture of a login form following two failed attempts. This time there is an accompanying CAPTCHA challenge, which reads B-T-C-H-Y in all capital letters. This was the actual text displayed.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jan 10

I 💜 Torchy’s

A Torchy’s Tacos menu at their 2016 food truck location in Austin, Texas, U.S. (text a bit small to read in full, excepting the words “Damn Good Tacos” at the top).

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Jan 4

NJ Senator @andykimnj.bsky.social’s Bluesky profile and intro post are a breath of sorely needed fresh air.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 22

You'd think I would have a FujiNet by now! That would definitely be the one I get. And the reason I had the Indus is I ran a BBS (eventually over *gasp* FidoNet) from my bedroom. Because who needs a phone number to call friends when you can have it tied up by your modem at all hours?

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 22

I still have my Atari 800 with 48K RAM. Not pictured: Assembler Editor & BASIC cartridges, 410 Program Recorder, 1050 Disk Drive, Indus GT Drive, and all the cables/boxen. Alas, my collection of disks has since disappeared into the ether, and I sold my Hayes SmartModem. Let’s hear it for emulators!

An Atari 800 Home Computer that was gifted to be by my great aunt in 1979. A rotary phone sticker with my phone number (at the time) can be seen atop the right-hand side of the cartridge door.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 20

I live in New Jersey. Yes, there are drones. Also no there are not huge drones or swarms of them. And now folks are scrambling for their 15 minutes of fame in spotting them everywhere. There are also folks shining lasers into the sky at aircraft (PSA everyone would you please STOP DOING THAT).

An illustration titled “Aircraft Identification Guide” with drawings of things that fly: Mostly airplanes of all sorts, a parachute, a dirigible, and so on. All of them, however, are labeled “Drone”.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 18

🎶 Raise your hand, throw Pokéball #chappellroan #pokemon #pokemongo

A screen capture of the December 2024 Pokémon GO Timed Research Event titled: “Holiday Part 1 Collection Challenge: Hot to Go”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 16

Capitulation. Obeying. Yup. (Photo text credit: @timothysnyder.bsky.social)

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 11

“Me” (New York City, billboard on the corner of 10th Avenue & West 18th Street, photographed 9 Nov 2024)

A photograph taken from the High Line of a billboard in New York City on the corner of 10th Avenue & West 18th Street. The billboard is of the word AMERICA in all capital letters, in a monospaced typewriter style font. The letters are outlined and appear to glow from behind. Most of the letters are crossed out as though with black spray paint, except for the letters “ME”. Photographed 9 Nov 2024.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 9

Can’t locate the original link, but I thought this was spot on. About the only other thing that would have put it over the top IMNSHO was if the backpack was filled with glitter.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 8

Accurate

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 8

I miss Wonder Showzen. The interviewer, Tahmel Morton went on to study law at Rutgers, became a Bronx ADA, and is now Assistant Chief Counsel at DHS. Full segment: youtu.be/IwvrGHsjD7g

Tahmel, in Wonder Shozen’s “Beat Kids” segment: “Today we’re learning about Wall Street.”

Later, interviewing a Wall Street worker: “When the revolution comes, where will you hide?”

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 7

trashgender-neurotica: HRT does change your appearance but so does getting full body tattooing and you can get a full body tattoo at 18 without proving to a doctor that you won’t regret it so like…

…maybe HRT being hard to access is literally about transphobia…

kiaracake: *foaming at the mouth while reblogging*

spirit-of-science: Cis women can get a boob job at 18 without two notes from a therapist

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Dec 3

Great idea in the history of cinema, or the *greatest* idea in the history of cinema?

pizzapastaprozac: “A heist movie but it's Patti Lupone, Aubrey Plaza, and Miss Piggy. Miss Piggy is the only Muppet, and it's simply never mentioned. She has several human male suitors, including Pedro Pascal.”

dropsofjam: “Every time Miss Piggy looks in the mirror her reflection is played by Jennifer Coolidge, again, never explained.”

Photo of Miss Piggy all dressed up in pink, back turned to camera, gazing into a mirror. Her reflection is portrayed by Jennifer Coolidge.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Nov 30

Very pleased with this synergy #PokémonGO

A Pokémon GO postcard featuring a photo of a rainbow-hued Tiffany-style lamp, titled “Tiffany Reimagined”, from New York City, United States. The postcard is adorned with a sticker from Pokémon GO Fest 2020 featuring an equally rainbow-hued assortment of Pokémon.

FlowerCrownedSylveon@fcsylveon· Nov 28

Get ready for a GAME CHANGER