Remember when Hail Varsity used to be a respected media outlet?

Snap off a couple of fingers and give it to Matt Rhule.

But at least we can all see the wrestler who is enjoying being motorboated under a disco ball for the rest of time!

Campaign motto: "I was in the pool!"

The swords drawn meme (from the animated classic "Tangled") comes right after Flynn Ryder says "I don't sing" (i.e., a strongly held belief). A split second later, he's singing and dancing on the bar. Not exactly a strongly held conviction.

Since this meme is making the rounds again, allow me to share an unpopular opinion: The swords drawn meme should be used for strongly held opinions that one immediately abandons in the face of pressure.

The OMG play works much better with a space.

I was looking for something on the DMV website, which led to me screwing around with personalized plates. There are a lot of fun possibilities with the UNO spirit plate

When the sisters in your "fur-ever family" aren't ages 8 and 5:

Stolen from Facebook:

Gee, I wonder who paid for this poll?

I'm all for people trying to make a living, but $375 to install a flag pole on your porch is outrageous.

At the extreme risk of being pedantic, I think tearing down and replacing a building goes beyond a "major facelift"

I was very honored to write a piece about the magical #Nebrasketball season for @nebraskaalumni.bsky.social's Nebraska Quarterly magazine. Plus, how great is this graphic?

Do we believe this?

Pro tip for people going to the College World Series for the first time: Nebraskans are some of the nicest, most genuine people you will ever meet. They will make your trip a pleasantly unforgettable experience... unless you act like a ungrateful douche three seconds after getting off the airplane.

As a champion of Long Nebraska, I salute this effort.

Troy Dannen said Nebraska will no longer schedule Texas Tech in any sport. It is an undoubtedly bold stance to take. There's just one issue: Other than MTEs, NU & Tech have not faced each other in the six biggest sports since NU went to the Big Ten.

In completely unrelated news, the Russians are rumored to be finishing up a 300 foot gold-plated statue of Dear Leader, to be unveiled on July 4th.

Let the record show that I was a big Dave Hoppen fan. I owned a Hoppen Charlotte Hornets jersey.

My timeline: What is the best team I can build on 82-0? Me: How poorly can I do?

This is a GOAT-tier fast food burger.

I assume one of these is you.

The ads on my Facebook feed having recently tweeted about urinal troughs.

I did this exercise a year or so ago using the structure & seeding of the 12-team playoff (circa 2024) and the AP poll in lieu of the Committee. It was a lot of fun to put it all together. www.si.com/college/nebr...

Here is the last Democrat to win #NE01

Replicating the Omaha Storm Chasers logo with a fry and onion ring (or "fring" in Runza-ese) is a tremendous detail.

As promised:

The first sentence of this might be one of the wildest Husker takes I've seen in years.