the punk puppeteer guy
@feltheadpuppets
I’m not a hero, I just cuss a lot. Fuck AI. Fuck transphobia. Fuck fascism. Blinkermogging these beta drivers all over the streets of San Antonio Typos are my phone’s keyboard’s fault, I know words
Hey Bluesky, wanna see me and my friends put on a monthly variety-type show with characters and songs and stuff? This Saturday, July 11t, 10:00pm Dead Internet Theory The Blind Tiger Comedy Club (In the basement of the Magic Time Machine) in San Antonio
Hey, San Antonio, I have some kittens in my backyard who would love a good home. Spread the word. They’re litter box trained
This city and it’s terrible mascot designs. First the Fiesta Egg and now this trio of trash cans, who have names (Glenda, Bart, and Curby) and arms. Literal Dootledots shit.
Okay, a third option I did not anticipate: the pedicab driver brought the book back to my car. 10/10. 5 stars. Hero shit.
So, my health insurance company’s logo features a giant frown
My Joker origin story is this tub of cheese with cilantro mixed in. I have the cilantro soap gene. Someone just ruined an entire tub of cheese.
Look at this little guy stretch and yawn! If anyone in San Antonio is interested in kittens they may be ready to adopt in two months.3 weeks old in this video.
When I see this I think of the Klan. Are there other organizations who would use this kind of symbolism who isn’t the Klan?
Imagine giving Nietzsche a one-star review because he isn’t a joy to read
Someone in my family dug out a bunch of old Fiesta medals. Check out Marc LaHood’s Fiesta medal which looks like he’s kidnapped and blindfolded Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus. Marc LaHood is a fucking piece of shit so he would support violence against women
A stray cat in my yard had kittens (I thought she was fixed), so I’m gonna post a bunch of kitten pictures
Rare puppet post: Karl Marx He’s made with three different kinds of grey fur and I stole his eye design from Daria
I happened to be pulling this out of the fridge while I was reading your post. I found these at HEB a few months ago and they got the spice formula pretty good. They’re good right out of the package, I prefer to put them on a frozen pizza. If you cook them right they’ll have a little bit of oil pool
Y’all follow the Garfield & Friends Screenshot account, right? Put some weird whimsy in your feed.
Okay, this one may not be as successful as the others. Gonna get locked up in a camp for B+ effort
Trying a different approach to get the attention of the common religious folk who may have family members who work for ICE