Facebook decided I'm the target demo for gas station heroin but sure, ad blockers are the problem.

A few people on my timeline are complaining about how their favorite Pokemon have too much porn and I'm sitting here in the horny furry corner resisting the urge to reply something like "My favorite Pokemon Porygon has less than 200 posts on e621, and it's a bit player in most of them."

I have done it. The perfect skeet.

Chiitan blessed my first post from my new backup account @fidget.northsky.social with a like! I feel like I just took a step outside with a new outfit and a celebrity came by and gave me a thumbs up.

This is the first I'm hearing about this. Project Helix is a licensing program for Xbox compatibility right? They're selling their DNA to trusted third parties. overclock3d.net/news/softwar...

My whole muted word list is just the dumb nicknames liberals give Trump and his cronies. Why did one of the most popular ones have to be TACO! I can't block tacos, they're delicious!

Sony's gonna pull out of the Blu-Ray market next aren't they. kotaku.com/sony-not-bud... “[...] the digitalization of content overall has been progressing, that’s the big factor,” [...] “It’s not just for PlayStation, but for all kinds of content [...]"

There's a lot of people who think telerobotics will change manufacturing, housekeeping, and such, but I don't think they've ever had to SSH in from a remote machine halfway around the world. I'm very glad mosh exists at moments like this, because 100ms of latency is painful.

I have a friend that texts like characters in Persona 3 and it's delightful.

Bird/Mommy Bird type is best type. Join the dark side; We have MissingNo.

Fuck. The bubble is about to pop isn't it. That's a BAD graph.

Some people love to go "Well Donald Trump was elected. Twice. Really makes you think huh." I'm sorry but I don't love people implying that elections are what caused this problem. A decades-long propaganda campaign caused this problem. If we didn't have elections we'd just have Emperor Trump.

I've got to synthesize this and start selling it on Facebook as a bodybuilding supplement.

I've used a lot of portable retro consoles. The SupaBoy was without a doubt the worst experience I've ever had. Don't buy it for any other reason than as a novelty to put on your shelf. www.timeextension.com/news/2026/07...

Whenever I see something about AI detectors I think about how my sister was accused of plagiarism for being a strong writer throughout high school without a shred of evidence. Now that's an entire industry, and it's one owned largely by AI firms.

This Thunderbird bird almost makes me want to donate.

It's frustrating that in the age of "think of the children" being used to require IDs to use social media that they're pushing AI image generators trained on who knows what to second graders.

I think I've been watching too much UwU Labs.

2 of the 4 brands of Android phones that the hotel TV has instructions for no longer exist.

I got myself addicted to Suntory Nope in Japan. It tastes like if you replaced all of Dr. Pepper's spices with weird sweeteners. I think this is what happens if you pour every store brand of coca cola into a big vat and then add the flavoring from a half dozen fruit sodas.

I don't think this is what people mean by hentai folder.

Lost on the Tokyo subway. That's part of the experience, right?

Got the Shrimp Supreme at conveyor belt Sushi in Shibuya.

I can't believe they're making a Mario Cinematic Universe. A MCU.

I did that My9Games.com thing Cyberpunk 2077 got bumped for Insaniquarium. No regrets.

I've still got MY copy on my wall.

It may have just snowed, but I'm still dressed like it's already spring.

Forbidden Airhead Pickle