✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)

@figmentpudding

frogs, anxiety, and scandal. cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person 🚫NFTs 🚫 AI

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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· 25d

When your sleep app’s got jokes

A track in the Slumber app called “Sleepy History of the English Civil War: Discover how tension between Parliamentarians and Royalists escalated in the 17th century, leading to a civil war that would change England”

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· 27d

idk guys it’s like an explosive diarrhea lottery for a discount on gas

A grocery flyer advertising 250 bonus perks good for $5 off groceries or gas when you buy $30 of fresh produce

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jul 5

idk why my dog won’t go potty 😭 Ferdinand ahh mfer

Duncan, a black lab/pyrenees mix, sits on a wet sidewalk and looks back from a grassy green yard

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 27

Trying to tell myself it’s still early and I got 5 hours to go but maaaan there is hardly anyone here and idk if I’m even going to make table fee back I thought the zoo would be a good option but I also thought there was going to be an ~event~ here today :S

A vendor booth for figmentpudding, full of frogs and tucked next to a wood building

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 25

I have watched this an embarrassing number of times, something about how he describes BBL zombies is my ASMR

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 24

From 7 years ago 😭 Still such a lad <3

A black dog with a very long nose in the sunlight with stripes of shadows from blinds all down his muzzle. He's looking up with pleading brown eyes.

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 21

Coloring pages, assets, and zines, oh my! 😱 Yes, come grab ahold of these assets 😏 For your stream At figmentpudding.itch.io

A screengrab from a youtube short by CupOhJoe about the digital downloads at figmentpudding.itch.io with frogs everywhere, cartoon Joe in the middle with a cowboy hat, and text that says “and they’re all frogs”

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 20

Oh and by the waaaaay.... figmentpudding.itch.io

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 20

Saaaaaay... *slides a frog across the table* figmentpudding.com

A hand holding a sagey green crocheted frog purse with bronze kiss clasp lips and beady forlorn eyes.

A series of frog coin purses in boxes preparing to ship out

A pine green crocheted frog coin purse with bronze kiss clasp lips.

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 19

Yarn heartbreak 😭 Out of yellow and so close to finishing the blanket and… Do I buy another skein Or break the stripe pattern at the end lmao

A brown, orange and yellow zigzag pattern blanket, the yellow yarn ends about 2/3rd to the end of the row

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Jun 5

Delightfully subversive sleepytime relaxation app They also have a history of Iran and a history of vaccines lol 😌

A screenshot of a featured track on the Slumber app called “The Sleepy History of the Strait of Hormuz”

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 27

Just doin the thing as per usual, but with added anxiety Because capitalism Anyhow I would love to send out some frogs. Or bats or pigs or hippos or fish (I don't have those listed on my site yet but am happy to make arrangements via dm)

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 24

Just lurking like this... for the longest time...

Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat, peering out from the corner of a chair and looking not at all suspicious.

Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat, peering out from the corner of a chair and looking not at all suspicious, from further away than the first photo

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 23

Finished a blanket (different from the other one I started because I ran out of yarn on that one) anyhow It's a pretty nice blanket

A dark green, brown, and cream colored crocheted chevron blanket hanging from some hangers from a curtain rod. A smiley hairy black dog sits in front, kind of raising an eyebrow.

A dark green, brown, and cream colored crocheted chevron blanket hanging from some hangers from a curtain rod. A hairy black dog sits centered in front looking very serious.

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 22

A gray tuxedo cat sitting on top of a filing cabinet with his legs STRAIGHT out in front of him while making intense eye contact, and a sticker just below that says "I make people smile"

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 21

Taking a moment from my rage over politics to say THANK YOOOOUUUUU GOAL MET! ❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️

A screencap of the goal from the itch.io fundraiser showing the goal of raising $500 met for the Everything Variety Pack bundle

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 19

Redid the bat in blue

A crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes sitting and staring

A crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes being held with its mouth open

A crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes with its mouth wide open

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 17

Working on a super soft retro colored chevron blanket and wishing I could just Make blankets Pay bills lmao I’m stressed

A fluffy soft section of ripply crochet blanket in green, orange, gray and gold

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 16

I just need bat-colored yarn

A pink coin purse bat with it's mouth open

A pink coin purse bat sitting on a deskmat with its mouth closed

A crocheted coin purse bat butt with a little nub tail

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 13

Perhaps today is the day to welcome a new frog into your home and heart

A lil crowd of crocheted coin purse keychain frogs in various shades of greens sitting on a deskmat that says "figmentpudding" and a monitor in the background shows a leaping frog with dandelions and text that says "weaponize joy and whimsy"

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 13

Another hippo attempt Lookit this goofy bastard

A pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes, looking at the camera with its mouth closed

A pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the left with its mouth closed

A pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the left with its mouth open

A pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the right with its mouth open

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 9

Anyhow I took a risk and invested in a new thing and stayed up all night putting it together and it’ll be available soon Please clap

A hand holding a small package against a cloudy sky
The label indicates it is a crochet kit for making your own purse frog

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 9

Welp It WAS a good day Until the wind hit and everything had to be put away Hell it’s still windy enough that crochet stuff keeps blowing off the table 😓 If it weren’t for the wind I would’ve had my rent covered, easily

A lonely table with a black tablecloth and colorful runner, covered in crocheted frogs

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 5

Every single person pumping gas and looking absolutely miserable And this was with like, 70 cents off 😬

A gas pump display showing 16.037 gallons for $67.82

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 3

Oh My God Becky

Duncan, a black dog with all the fur, standing and looking back over his giant dumpy, because he wants me to open the door and let the cat out so he can lick the cat's bowl

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· May 1

from Wikipedia: "[John] Brown is in Tragic Prelude, a mural in the Kansas State Capitol. He carries in one hand a Bible and in the other a Beecher's Bible rifle. Union and Confederate forces are fighting, with casualties. A tornado approaches in the background, as does a prairie fire, both common in Kansas."

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Apr 24

I forgot about this incredible teensy beautiful shiny blue beetle I snapped a pic of a few days ago but the first day of #Invertefest seems the best time to share

A ginormous finger pointing to a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle

a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle

a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle lying on its back

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Apr 23

Toad joy 🥹💓

Just a lil guy, a small toad sitting in a giant hand with bits of grass on him

A very small toad among sun dappled violet leaves

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Apr 22

This is Kevyn (and Beezle) Kevyn has usurped Toaster's place as Beezle's friend She also has made a point of stealing every spot Toaster tries to stake out. Every bed Every chair she sleeps on Every couch. If Toaster has found it and snoozed there repeatedly, Kevyn will steal it.

Dirty Kevyn, a white and orange cat, sitting on a cat tree in front of a window with Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat. They're in the same position on different level platforms.

Dirty Kevyn, a white and orange cat, snuggled on top of a worn out office chair with Beezle, a gray tuxedo.

Dirty Kevyn and her pink belly curled up inside a cactus bed.

✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)@figmentpudding· Apr 22

This is Toaster Toaster insists on sitting on top of my desk, right in front of me, until I hug her But not just because she wants to be hugged...