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America's Final Dad

@finaldad

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin. Now on the loose kicking the ass of every other dad in America Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

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America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jul 8

What I show my boss vs what I actually achieve:

A cinnamon babka with a nice crumble on top

Other side of the babka with its internals spilling off the side

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jul 3

Hell yeah it does

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jun 28

Yeah, I was a bit of a badass as a kid

Skinny white boy with 90's pearlite shades pointing a toy flintlock pistol at the camera

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jun 27

I don't want to clean this shit out but by gawd I will for a Steam Deck...maybe

Half empty aeration basin with bubbly wastewater

Another drained section of the aeration basin with aeration lines exposed

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jun 17

Found a guy

World's tallest statue of a Native American. Classic roadside attraction from 1964

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jun 17

On a road trip today and saw a sign from god

A steel railroad bridge that's spraypainted with "Hayward Sucks Class of 2026" also a small bit graffitied "Balls"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jun 16

Dang it, gotten eaten by a dang fish

A beautiful view of some buildings from inside the mouth of a dang fish

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 31

A sketch of Volke's cat's head with the byline, "Shut up. I snore where I please"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 31

"Our" "president" #bluewave #resist #shouldbeatbrunchrightnow

A sweaty DRUMPF slug saying, "Behold my kissable wormy lips Barbara!"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 31

Checks out

A frenchified Sega Dreamcast smoking a cigarette and saying "We'll make le first game about le depressed middle aged man who is le fish"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 31

Bored at my joke of a job so it's time to sketch stupid shit

A frazzled middle age man with a cartoon dog? on his shirt. He's stating, "I yearn for the days I didn't have to do anything at all"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 30

Me when I came back from a family trip to Paris in 6th grade:

John Travoltas in various berets

America's Final Dad@finaldad· May 28

Me the moment I takeover a TV station:

An old knob TV with a cheesy TV Anchorman broadcasting on it. Title card says "Breaking News! Hell Yeah!"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Apr 7

Hey boss, got that drain unclogged for ya. She ain't getting clogged again anytime soon

Hose going into a drain. You can see the floor below through the drain

From the floor below perspective. You can see the hose hanging through the drain hole

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Mar 21

Found @fredo.bsky.social truck while out in the wild today

Big old truck with a license plate, "SOUPMAN"

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Mar 19

At work pumping shit again

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Mar 5

You haven't gotten to northern Wisconsin until you see one of these in a ditch

Bottle of Blackberry Flavored Brandy

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Mar 1

Good thing I'm working alone tonight because I'm going to be gassing it up

A bowl of corned beef and cabbage soup. A plate of deviled eggs

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Feb 23

A coworker spent last night doing a little art project

Visual depiction of the "This is Fine" comic meme drawn on the glass of a fire door

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Feb 20

Goose is the tallest Goose

Burmese cat sitting on a tall stack of totes near to the ceiling

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Feb 8

Exhibt A:

Lucy being a baby

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Feb 3

It'd really hit the spot if this ruptured on me

Fifteen feet tall white chemical silo

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 19

"It won't freeze" says the fool arguing with the engineer specialized in thermodynamics

A frozen hose with an icicle hanging off the end over an aeration basin

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 19

Orange you glad that you don't work here?

A long hallway with yellowish tile flooring and dark orange wall tiles

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 18

Made some friends at work yesterday

Two fawns staring at the camera looking anxious

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 11

How about French fried?

Doc Hoppers Frog Legs from the Muppets Movie

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 5

Don't need no mods for this one

Big boobed flower from Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 4

If you listen close enough, you can hear the moment my ass gets wrecked

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Jan 4

Tastes like essence of Tootsie chocolate lollipop

America's Final Dad@finaldad· Dec 18

Don't even get me started on the number of dicks he has!

Blue Origin dick shaped rockets