Gwen

@finalgwen

Transfemme bisexual disaster, writ large in neon. (She/Her). 36. Into Theatre, Jim Steinman, D&D, Wrestling, Horror, Dr Who, and more! Frequently nsfw. Too much is never enough! (Avatar by NeonJess)

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Gwen@finalgwen· Jun 25

So the 90s Rocky Horror game has the wildest intro to a character select screen of all time. Deciding to play as Brad or Janet? Why not have Christopher Lee talk about gender dysphoria while the singer of Komm Susser Tod from Evangelion sings in the background?

Gwen@finalgwen· Jun 20

Keir Starmer resigning would be nice, but I think there are better ways to make up for his failures. (Polish a sword and write a formal apology, of course.)

Gwen@finalgwen· May 10

I think he wants to show me his Timewyrm.

A Grindr message asking 'Looking for a New Adventure sometime soon?', with New Adventure being capitalised at the start, in the same way as the Virgin New Adventures line of Doctor Who books, which has left me wondering if its a deliberate reference?

Gwen@finalgwen· May 10

Screw it, tits on main, they look too good here not to share. There's more over at the copper-patina'd alt account, though, including the bottom half of this picture.

My tits, mostly under blue light with a more natural light illuminating them from the side, showing off the curves nicely. I have one hand splayed over my chest with blue and green nail polish, and my green hair is visible at the top of frame spilling down.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 9

It's a selfie kinda day, I've not worn this dress in a while and it fits better now.

Mirror selfie in a lesbian bar bathroom. Under soft warm lights, look cute and slightly drunk, wearing a killstar dress with a pentagrammish design of straps across the chest, showing off small but noticeable cleavage with the low cut.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 9

All green everything.

Me in an emerald green velvet dress (that looks darker in the picture, almost black, in the 5 way you can't quite tell the colour of Paul McGann's coat from movie stills), as well as green hair and eyeshadow. I'm looking down at a slight angle while walking down the street. Finally have enough of a bust to make the straps on the front form a neat looking pentagram pattern rather than looking floppy.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 7

Go vote. Let's make Keir Starmer have a really horrible day.

Giving a peace sign outside my local polling station. My hair as well as my politics are green.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 6

I think I've got this drone kink thing down. (More than Chibnall, anyway.)

I'm wearing a silver cyberdog bikini and a spiked collar under a heavy, contrasting cyan light. I'm also wearing one of those Cyberman voice changer helmets from the mid 2000s that needed a lot of dusting to make this shitpost possible.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 6

There are several porn parodies of various levels of quality (Woodrocket's has very good casting for Martha and Amy) but the funniest has to be the actual licensed Zygon softcore porn.

The cover of 'Zygon: When Being You Just Isn't Enough' by BBV Films, featuring an actor's face in black and white contrasted with the unsexy blubber of Zygon makeup in red.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 3

Moments after Max references her favourite recurring asdfmovie bit.

Screencap of Chloe stuck on the train tracks about to be hit.

Gwen@finalgwen· May 3

Faster Than The Speed Of Horse (A title which also explains this radical new form of jousting in the music video.)

Gwen@finalgwen· May 1

I don't get it, sniffing these doesn't make me feel hornier at all. Maybe I should have got the salted caramel ones?

I have my nose hovered above a bag of 'Poppets!', a chewy toffee sweet, and look a bit concerned that nothing's happening. I must be getting something wrong.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 27

Re-Neoned! 💚

Sitting on a train wearing a cyberdog tank top and headphones, my hair back to a neon nigh-radioactive green.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 25

36 today!

A 36 year old Birthday Gwen, in my room under blue lighting, wearing a Shoggoth Assembly crop top (actually a folded bodysuit because while otherwise a good fit, try as I might it will not fit around my junk) and matching skirt, covered in neon glitchy patterns.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 19

Other fun moment was Barry Bostwick coming on stage at the start in wig and coat, and pointing at his shadowcast member like "Wait *you're* playing Brad?"

Barry Bostwick on stage at the Dominion Theatre, in 'Over At The Frankenstein Place' coat and wig, pointing in disbelief at the actual shadowcast member for Brad, who's dressed for the wedding 'Dammit Janet'. The rest of the cast are having their picture taken as the same happens on screen behind them.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 19

Over at the Frankenstein place for the 50th. 😁 Four members of the original cast in attendance!

A picture of the exterior of the Dominion Theatre (complete with Devil Wears Prada shoe) with the screens showing the Rocky Horror 50th Anniversary tour setup.

Riff and Magenta on the big screen inside, surrounded by red lights.

Your favourite slut/asshole in a collar and purple velvet bra. Would have gone with corset but not worn it since pre-HRT and needs readjusting.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 18

Gives me the vibes of the UK comics version of Amy Rose!

Amy Rose from Fleetway's 'Sonic The Comic', with Amy pictured wearing a loose white t shirt with large heart design, and a green tartan skirt.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 13

The 'don't worry kitten' meme, but with part scrubbed out so it's 'do worry'.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 9

Look at Weirdly Familiar Jones over here, and over here, and over here, and over here-

The poster of Being John Malkovich with all the people holding up masks, except every face is replaced with Taz in a process that probably took too long for a shitpost. There's a single Excalibur in the crowd.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 5

"I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!"

Strat yelling the above phrase at the beginning of Bat Out Of Hell The Musical. It always shut everyone up.

Gwen@finalgwen· Apr 3

New sprite, this is who I'd play if I get the chance to run a game of Changeling: The Lost. Central theme: Trans girl who tried to make the most of being taken by one of the Fae who were intererested in tinkering with human morphology. Cool right up until it turns her bones to glass on a whim.

A character standing against a background of vines from River City Girls 2. The character has an eclectic looking purple and blue outfit, blonde hair cropped short and dyed blue at the tips, piercing eyes and a sharp expression, and numerous glints of light over their body where you might expect freckles.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 31

It was almost going to be so serendipitous, starting my hormones on TDOV. And then the delivery got delayed by a day and my HRT anniversary became April Fools Day instead. 5 years today. Lost some progress in the middle when I couldn't afford stuff, but I think I'm doing pretty good.

Me taking a mirror selfie a few days before I started HRT. The timeline isn't as dramatic as some, but I have long faded-blue hair, and look noticeably skinnier, including lack of breasts. I'm wearing different glasses and my skin is... honestly a lot worse off. I'm wearing a bi-coloured Doctor Who t shirt which is still somewhere in my wardrobe.

A better photo from this year, showing the difference. I have more curves, a better wardrobe - mesh dress and latex skirt - and my face has rounded out a lot. My hair is bright green and in an undercut, and my makeup is dramatic and neon.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 19

I'm sure this has been done already, but-

The 'Ecce Homo' painting of Jesus as a damaged but still visually distinct fresco by Elías García Martínez, and the smeared, smudged mess created by attempted restoration work, here labelled with the 'DLSS5 Off' and 'DLSS5 On' captions.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 17

Streets Of Rage 4's survival mode is still really fun. Haven't played for a while but somehow got a new high score.

A screenshot of the SOR4 results screen, reaching level 39 with a score of 463,528 and a time of 1:06:35.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 17

Icon vs User (art by @neonjess.bsky.social!)

The art that I used in my icon, a portrait by NeonJess in vivid hues of neon green, blue and pink. In the art I'm wearing a leather jacket over a green fishnet top, hair splayed around, with dramatic black eyeliner and lipstick that accentuates a vampiric fang.

A picture of me with a similar colour scheme, blue light contrasting with the green hair and fishnet top. I'm wearing dramatic black lipstick and a spiked collar to add to the look.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 15

With the National Theatre streaming the amazing production of Importance Of Being Earnest this weekend - available at www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-... - I can post this incredibly silly wrestling joke.

A screenshot from The Importance Of Being Earnest, with Ncuti Gatwa's Algernon saying 'One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.' Photoshopped over Hugh Skinner is a picture of CM Punk from the AEW All Out press conference, where he angrily ate muffins before getting in a stupid fight with his coworkers.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 13

Being this picky with colours is one of the things that makes pixel art a challenge! Just a few in the saturated purples that were hard to pick out. (Also, this test revealed to me quite how fucked my phone screen is with burn in, did much better on laptop than phone as a result.)

A results page from https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/, showing a score of 0.0041. It's captioned with "Okay this is genuinely impressive. You're well below the standard JND of 0.02. The CIE should be sending you a job offer. Or at least a certificate."

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 6

What if we kissed in the oceanarium tunnel and we were both girls? (Aquarium date is full yuri.)

Me kissing my lovely girlfriend. We're illuminated in blue, making my green and her pink hair pop. The tails of fish can be seen behind me.

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 6

They're coming to take me away-

Gwen@finalgwen· Mar 5

Hello from Spain!