Final Remix

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Chair of psych in a community college. I do the behavior or else I don't earn the reinforcers. I take pictures. Sometimes they're in focus.

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Final Remix@finalremix· 17h

Everyone's "Reacher" this and "He's So Big" that. But nobody's "Blood Drive" this and "what the fuck was" that..

Arthur Bailey and Julian Slink share a sit-down in a scene from 2017's "Blood Drive".

Final Remix@finalremix· 12d

Screenshot from the film Fargo. Frances McDormand isnsubtitled saying "There's more to life than a little money, you know. And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day..."

Final Remix@finalremix· Jul 7

I wonder if there's Mitch McConnell on the sun...

Zap Rowsdower in his tactical denim jacket weilding a shotgun. He is the peak of Canadian masculinity.

Final Remix@finalremix· Jun 28

Can't upload gifs because fuck us apparently but:

Compic strip of Hank Scorpio saying "you can't argue with the little things. It's the little things that make up life." And then throwing a grenade to blow up a bunch of invading soldiers in his volcano lair.

Final Remix@finalremix· Jun 28

Oh, I... concur.

Screenshot from The Simpsons. Carl says he concurs, but is referencing a word-a-day calendar for the word conquer.

Final Remix@finalremix· Jun 9

Social media post that reads: I had a dream last night that I was being chased by Freddy Krueger throughout my house, but when he ran by my dog he stopped to pet him, looked at me and went, "what? It's not his nightmare. He's a good boy."

An addendum reads: and that's why i'm not sure if taking NyQuil is a good idea.

Final Remix@finalremix· May 26

Fuck slop.

Screenshot from PocketCasts saying "plus, payment cancelled. Expires on Oct 7, 2026"

Final Remix@finalremix· May 22

Me trying to play chess at all:

Zapp Brannigan (in a bright red velour outfit) sitting in his captain chair, talking to his green gecko-like first mate, Kiff, saying, "In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."

Final Remix@finalremix· May 10

Sam Richardson, the comedian, shrugging and saying "I hope someone finds them and kills them" from a skit about pro wrestlers ruining the perfect wedding garden. but the subtitle instead says "redacted".

Final Remix@finalremix· Apr 11

Ahh, it's that time of year again where I feel something warm on my face and realize I'm suddenly at 60% health.

Doom marine from DooM 1 and 2 with a bloody nose and fucked up hair, denoting a health range of 60%-79%.

Final Remix@finalremix· Mar 14

I learned this from The Simpsons and lucked out that TV didn't lie to me.

Screenshot from The Simpsons. Lionel Hutz is holding his lawyfirm ad that reads "Lionel Hutz, Esq. Works on contingency no money down, phone 555-" the rest is ripped, and edits are made in pen making it instead read that he doesn't work on contingency and requires money down.

Final Remix@finalremix· Mar 1

In Maximum OverdrIve (1986), an electric carving knife begins running on its own. Emilio Estevez' character's first instinct is to smash it with a hammer until it stops moving. We should all be more like Bill Robinson.

Emilio Estevez as Bill Robinson standing in front of a Mac truck, wielding a gas pump nozzle, wearing a dirty white tshirt and jeans in the film Maximum Overdrive.

Final Remix@finalremix· Feb 8

I'm going to tell my students this was BF Skinner.

The Phantom of Krankor. It's a Japanese villain who has a chickenlike face and a tutu-style top with a cape and a dramatic albeit cheap space helmet.

Final Remix@finalremix· Feb 8

Zap Rowsdower, a Canadian man among men with a mullet and a moustache drinking a beer saying "I wonder if they have beer on the sun?"
The MST3K crew Mike Nelson, Crow T Robot, and Tom Servo are silhouetted at the bottom as if watching in a movie theater.

Final Remix@finalremix· Jan 18

Futurama screencap. Fry and Leela's are standing with their backs to the camera. A moon hillbilly is standing there in a wifebeater saying "first one, than th' other" in a thick hillbily accent.

Final Remix@finalremix· Dec 27

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

Final Remix@finalremix· Nov 27

This holiday season, remember what's important:

Scene from George Romero's Day Of The Dead wherein a character is being ripped apart by zombies. The meme text says "cracking open a boy with the cold ones"

Final Remix@finalremix· Nov 17

Four panel comic of Terminator 2.
"How does the community feel?"
John replies "they hate subs and slop."
Something masquerading as Janelle says the corporate bullshit "this is a great, exciting future for affinity."
The terminator states "Serif is dead."

Final Remix@finalremix· Oct 11

Smothers standing over Mr Burns. He's fried, as if struck by lightning. The caption reads:
WHAT'S THIS STRANGE SENSATION IN MY CHEST? "
"I THINK YOUR HEART'S BEATING AGAIN."
"OOH. THAT TAKES ME BACK."

Final Remix@finalremix· Oct 10

The big boys being in play were as harrowing as the Rex in JP Rampage.

Screenshot from the Sega Genesis Jurassic Park game where Dr Grant is fleeing from a T-Rex via a small raft. The Rex is mostly occluded behind the scenery but is within chomping distance of Dr Grant.

Final Remix@finalremix· Sep 25

Final Remix@finalremix· Sep 14

What it feels like every time, now that Win11 makes "suspend" just kill my computer.

Wesley Snipes with a gun pointed at someone out of frame while crying.

Final Remix@finalremix· Sep 4

Having to look up Pokemon in Unbound because I don't know if they're even real:

Abe Simpson typing
"DEAR Devs: THERE ARE TOO MANY pokemon NOWADAYS. PLEASE ELIMINATE 200.
I am not a crackpot."

Final Remix@finalremix· Aug 25

Car dashboard alert saying "check rear seats"

Final Remix@finalremix· Aug 10

Travel's already rough, but we're at all new levels with Mounjaro. Hungry while out? Get fucked. Gonna eat? Don't leave the hotel room. No wonder weight loss is an effect of this shit.

Just Bare Text: "You have once again entered the world of survival horror."

Final Remix@finalremix· Jul 22

Philly Elmo can lead the charge. He knows what's up.

Photo of "Philly Elmo" at a street demonstration in front of a burning trash can with his fist raised in the air.

Final Remix@finalremix· Jul 15

Sam Richardson saying something that would get him banned on reddit. Caption says "redacted".

Final Remix@finalremix· May 29

Animated clip of Homer Simpson and family faking a ring toss and steal their house back from carnies.

Final Remix@finalremix· May 20

Nonsense. Utter nonsense! You can't fit a kindergarten class in 3 rows of 10 in front of a— oh...

Photo of a line of ten children in front of a pickup truck, demonstrating how massive the blind spot is on these things.

Final Remix@finalremix· Apr 7

Hell, I hope the *present* isn't kind to them.