
He’s my fucking age he’s been able to serve since he turned sixteen.

What Pokémon type do I give? 👀

Creasing at this photo of my dad and his friend Tony. It me. 😭

Just made an English breakfast tea and there’s so milk in the house.

Nothing better when you go to your favourite work toilet and you are turning on the automatic lights.

Was a very sad and happy day saying good, but got one of his banging pottery pieces to remember him by. Goodbye Jason.

Bought swede for tonight but realised I haven’t unpacked the masher.

Obsessed with the Well Street Common Festival Dog Show, and the little scamp that had had enough of walking and hopped on its owners mobility scooter. Same girl. Same.

Butter from the butter dish spreading like it’s been in the fridge when it is June.


Just accidentally exfoliated a fresh scab off my shin and

Finally got the mirrors on my wardrobe (and after the movers broke one).

Just accidentally zipped my chest hair into my top and it had no right to hurt that much.

Subnautica 2 has sold enough now that krafton has to pay the 250 mil bonus.

The guindilla chillies I had last night have betrayed me.

LANY you did it again, your straight male indie music just hits so right.

Don't know if our new fridgefreezer is big enough. 5ft8 fag for scale.

Well Well Well.
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Lewis. Those cum gutters.

Been spotted in China and I’m screaming. 😭😭

But a 300 person venue for Mella Dee?