Here you go, bud. Just as good.

👀

This is how I inspire the workforce.

Seems reasonable.

Farewell.

47% chance of rain today.

If we’re doing this… I’d like recommend-

Hydration break.

Hydration break.

I hear you’re supporting the ‘Vikings’ because ‘The English’ used to go to other countries doing really bad things.

lol… remember when you could buy Ireland’s World Cup place for the right price? 👍🏼 👌🏼

This place (other than being an echo chamber of nothingness) is getting as bad as the other place BUT everything is on the other side of the spectrum, the little ‘Right on’ Nazis just spouting utter conspiratorial nonsense. Guess who this conversation is about!?

Fuck the lot of them. As per.

I was at this game and still cite it to this day as the most “LOOK AT ME!!” Refereeing displays I’ve ever seen. Literally “I’ll be on telly on Sunday” - I had no idea who the ref was at the time, obviously. But I do now.

& this is fake. You’re have a nightmare.

Egypt were 1-0 up when they had a goal disallowed. Are you AI!? I’ve explained this once already.

“I know I’m a United fan, but I really love Haaland”

Couldn’t afford the fee, wouldn’t agree the wages, Real didn’t want to sell & the player never indicated that he wanted to come - but I thought the deal the would go through anyway.

“We hand you over to our commentary team of Lee Dixon & Sam Matterface…”

“It’s Brazil v Norway in the World Cup knock out stages…”

Genuinely, 1 of these is a picture I took on a day trip around the island & the other is the latest picture from the surface of Mars.