feel like pure shit just want him back

this kid can't catch a fuckin break

a moment of silence for the brave man who lost his job due to an oversight in the Simcopter Gay Party Scheduling RNG

didn't know he could get boo-boos. gonna have to rethink my edm powerscaling tier list

I should have gone private at this exact moment

They could be twins

Learning a lot about music production

yooooooo

and somehow these are both unrelated to the Danger Triangle of the Face

the ideal life

love dat crunjy choglid 😋

unbelievable. years of hard work down the drain

no hold on you're channeling something

she was just convicted on 12 counts of aggravated assault 😇

caffeine hitting the bloodstream

a strange bubbling brown sludge is produced when you deglaze the pan. This may be how Dr Pepper is manufactured

violence consumes all my thoughts

*grabbing Google by the collar and shaking him back and forth* Don't fuck with me man. Tell me what you know about Alec Baldwin

that part of Tubular Bells where Mike Oldfield starts naming all the instruments

when they keep the beer locked up at Walgreens and I gotta point out the 30 rack of Coors Banquet to the employee so they can go into the walk-in and get it

it's a livin'

good to have clear boundaries

how to win as Regent or Defect on A10

Absolutely a Stupid Bastard Hall of Famer