Me: *whispers aggressively* Dress for the job you want... My search history:

I got three new buttons... not sure that I'm gonna put them on but I have them...

Throwback to golden sunsets, turquoise waters, sweetened coffees and inner peace. 🇬🇷

Not sure what's going on here... yes, it the #BCLions Season Opener Street Party but... uhh...

I'm doing a kitchen refurb... and I made a coffee bar... ish.

It took all night* and a few orders placed (to be delivered in the next few days) but she's finally done... *I took a bunch of breaks.

Four hours later, progress has been made 💅

When re-organizing your vanity goes horribly awry...

My anklet is made of UV beads so it's white until it gets into sunlight... I sort of love it.

Just a girl, with a pile of beads, wondering who Past Lemon thought Current Lemon was...

So... Gracie showed up in my (Unnamed Online Commerce Company) delivery today.

My LD Keyfinder collection is also kinda elite...

Me: I'm pretty sure I don't have any issues with addiction... Also me:

The hold this city has on me... I can't begin to explain.

When you capsule wardrobe too hard...

I just watched the megayacht BLUE sail out of port, shockingly quiet and graceful. She's a beautiful machine, I'll give her that...

Oh no... it's too beautiful. I hate it here. 😏

Oh no... I suffer so...

Peace is sitting in your private jacuzzi, watching the sun set on a 800 year old fortified castle.

"Excuse me, sir... I don't think you're supposed to sit here..."

Just back in my favourite place. NBD.

I made a salad? Or is it just girl dinner? Idk, but it'll keep me alive for a couple days.

Found the perfect button buried in my makeup drawer...

When "eating healthy" ends up not being healthy at all... Oops. Airfried brussel sprouts, tossed in honey garlic hot honey, garnished with pecans, dried cranberries and feta.

This is not a drill... I REPEAT... THIS IS NOT A DRILL

This is my Afterpay, y'all. I feel like it's threatening me... Am I in danger? 😂

I could do this all day...

I'm.with you, sluts.