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Flapjack 🥞

@flapjacq

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Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· 1d

Delicious news for Venecky residents

Headline about AI calling Kentucky ‘Venecky’ in school handouts, next to search results showing the similarly named Czech donuts

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· 9d

Yusuf Dikeç holding a pistol at the 2024 Olympics

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jun 20

It may look familiar if you’re old

Old US mail truck with white, red, blue layered color scheme

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jun 8

Things that make you go “pleh”

Artichoke heart with inedible fuzz being scraped out

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jun 7

Cartoon by Sidney Harris showing people arranged in rows carrying out a calculation, caption: 'Human silicon chip: capable of 6 computations per hour"

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· May 30

Matt Bevin giving a thumbs up from inside a hollow tree

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· May 6

Ok sure let’s auto generate those science learning modules, fine, throw in some images, why not. What could possibly go wrong

AI generated triangular prism with unrealistic rays going in funny directions, along with some cut up optical fibers in the background

$AI generated triangular prism with bizarre refraction showing rainbows forking off in two directions and a fuchsia colored ray down the middle$

AI generated triangular prism with a curved light path that spews a rainbow out the other side

$Here is an AI generated triangular prism that refracts red light way more than blue light. Two rainbows bust out from random points on the sides.$

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Mar 6

coraline mom transformation to scary button eyed mom

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Feb 10

No, not according to the literature

Lisa Simpson reading the magazine "Non-Threatening Boys," featuring Corey

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Feb 1

Merry Febusquarey

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Dec 12

It’s her time

Lady Krampus putting naughty men in her basket

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Nov 29

Consider letting me dump gumball machines all over your campus. Students love gum! I will not even charge the university administration very much.

From Spin scooter website, “Considering scooters on your campus? Our scooters come at no cost to university administration.”

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Nov 24

was it like 2 baskets

2 bushels of soybeans

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Nov 23

David's reaction

man in a green apron that says David pointing to the left

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Nov 22

Mamdani, MTG, and a third thing

Person marching with a rainbow wig, in a red suit that says Thing 3

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Nov 4

Person in red costume that says “thing 2”

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Oct 1

tax filing tip: every un-deducted cent pays for ice underwear

Zentai suit covering the whole body with black spandex

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Sep 7

Can you people not simply enjoy things

Skeptical Vulcan T’pol questions the nutritional value of pecan pie

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Aug 31

The maple syrup goes in the top port

Phone flask with funnel for filling

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jul 27

Large orange Cat in front of anti caturday message blocking most of the text

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jul 19

Kittyyyy

Chemical drawing scribbled on to look like a cat head

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Jun 5

How my own post looks to me now that I have re-muted three words forever

Screenshot of a muted tweet that says “post hidden by muted word”

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· May 30

Fry from Futurama holding a note that says IC Wiener

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· May 24

This reminds me of the Stanley Steemer commercial. That poor truck.

Stanley steemer air duct cleaning van with inflated air bags on top

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· May 2

The day after Caillou was canceled, these people invaded the capitol.

Jan 5 2021 announcement from pbskids saying farewell to Caillou

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Apr 12

Gold can be melted or stolen, unlike the Beenz in a Beenz account

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Apr 3

I know this graphic is human-generated because the crab is holding its own flag

Illustration of a crab holding a Canadian flag

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Mar 21

This guy’s face the exact moment he touches the third rail:

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick sits in a comfy chair, eyes closed, hand raised, mid sentence. His facial expression is that of someone making up a little story. There is an American flag in the background.

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Feb 18

We have a problem!

Scene from spaceballs (1987): 3 people with goofy oversized space hats

Flapjack 🥞@flapjacq· Feb 12

From late 2024

US Navy ad from November 2024: Who said serving on a ship or sub means you can’t wear a full face of makeup? Not us. your brows, lashes, eye and lip liner, lipstick and nails are all welcome on board, even if it’s permanent.