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FLEABttn

@fleabttn

40/M pure of heart, dumb of ass NoVA / outside DC

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FLEABttn@fleabttn· 6d

the internet was better before this became a thing sites felt was needed

performing security berification

this website uses a security service to protect against malicious bots. this page is displayed while the website verifies you are not a bot.

(checkbox) verify you are human (cloudfaire)

FLEABttn@fleabttn· 13d

the thinking man’s bluesky verification

my username (fleabttn) with the beta feature signifier next to it

FLEABttn@fleabttn· 15d

@brosaleigh.bsky.social got the new album today, bold genre choice

vinyl record slip cover

album name: marches

americans most exciting marking music under the direction of colonel jonathan bickford

diplomat records

it’s a lady dressed in a button up marching uniform, wearing a skirt and white boots, holding a baton, the background is an american flag

FLEABttn@fleabttn· 23d

me when the edible hit

mr biao looking like he’s going to space, hugging an extremely large cucumber like vegetable while fanning himself with is other arm

FLEABttn@fleabttn· 29d

sloppy toppy from the philly phanatic must go crazy, right?

the philly phanatic on his knees on the ground, his beautiful horn of a mouth pointing downwards

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jul 9

ad from infoworld magazine, august 17, 1987 issue.

says “True Blue vs Blue Sky”. it’s an ad for paradise systems inc (a western digital company) for a new VGA graphics card

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jul 2

blade rave but bread

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 24

unflared base, that’s not safe

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 22

they stuck solar powered police cameras down there now

solar powered police cameras near a trail

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 20

lt noin isn’t having your shit

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 15

her: is gamepass ultimate profitable
phil: dont worry kitten
her: okay ❤️
her: yay ❤️

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 10

wow

spreadsheet program, the formula =sum(41) has been typed in

enter has been pressed, and the formula has calculated the answer to be 41

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 8

why’s a white house helicopter seemingly leaving the fair oaks hospital?

MUSL Bell UH-1N helicopter seemingly leaving the fair oaks hospital in fairfax county virginia

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 7

ads on the dc metro are weird

an advertising inside a metro car for aevex. it’s a picture of their disruptor group III launch effect missile. the ad also says avex listed nyse

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 6

oh they’re cooking in the group buy keyboard community in china

Key Boy Advance keyboard. Two keyboards are shown that look vaguely like a game boy advance. They are 47 key keyboards, with customizable L and R buttons. The one on the right is grey with mostly grey keys, but with a handful of purple keys and 4 pink keys. the L and R buttons are pink. the one on the left is pruple with the keys on the lef half being black and the keys on the right half being which, with a tiny handful of other keys of other colors.

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Jun 4

one of these is not like the other

“more like this” steam suggestions

hello kitty island adventure
lovecraft
luma island
coral island

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 31

oh my

pull red handle down

slide door panels open

(the sliding door panels open looks like goatse)

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 31

baseball

picture of the nats stadium from the top seats

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 24

It was written being listed as more essential than illmatic is a hot take but correct

Apple Music essential nas albums, it was written being listed before illmatic

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 23

why did martha stewart say this, what does wired know

“I do have a brain”
but Martha Stewart also has a server in her basement. By Kevin Kelly

Kevin Kelly: Do you find the Web sympathetic to that kind of soothing? (context being she likes gentle, soothing kinds of websites)
Martha Stewart: I want to get across as much information as possible in as

Martha Stewart: short a period of time. I want it to be straightforward - I don’t want to open drawers or doors. I hated Myst. It was so queer.

A picture of Martha Stewart, looking up, above the camera. She is smiling and holding a small house in her hand. The picture looks a bit sun faded, unsure if that was the style intended or an artifact of it being a scan of a 30 year old magazine.

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 10

BIOS screen from an ibm ps/2 desktop computer, right after someone has set the date to 2006. Subtitles on the screen that say “2026, welcome to our nightmare, computer”

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 7

final fantasy movie tie in watch

side pic of SEIKO FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN STP005

front pic of SEIKO FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN STP005

FLEABttn@fleabttn· May 5

i need the bar made from a door omg

picture of a A321-131 D-AIRD Cabin Door turned into a bar

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 30

#AEWDynamite 🤼

okada on the extreme left of the picture, standing on top of the wrestling ring, takeshita on the extreme right near the entrance to the arena, looking at each other

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 26

anhcorman scene where he tells the news team he can’t make the pancake breakfast because he’s going jogging with veronica

picture says “apparently you just run"

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 24

the shaq sleep/wake meme where sleep is video games and awake is video games on a full stack platform

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 22

i can’t believe i saw this, nobody is gonna believe me

the grey “picture hasn’t loaded” screen on bluesky

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 20

my day so far at @lupus.org

2026 national lupus advocacy summit opening speech

a stuffed rhinoceros on the lectern

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 17

a bunch of sushi, salt water eel, another with eel, philly roll, and avocado roll

FLEABttn@fleabttn· Apr 17

might be regional?

screenshot of menu from dunkin app

DONUTS, BAGELS & BAKERY

BAKERY

Plain Stuffed Bagel Minis

Everything Stuffed Bagel Minis

Bagels

Bagels with Cream Cheese Spread

Apple Fritter