Why is there an evil cowpig in the window of this T-Mobile store?

Ken Jennings has been blocking trans people (me) on social media for YEARS. He doesn’t care about us.

Dudes will be like “I can’t use a foldable phone because of the seam” and then their phone looks like this.

Sup girl?

As a fan of The Boys and Big Brother, I have almost no one to share this with.

Can someone get Gabe on the phone?

It’s my birfday!

They had free Palestine at work.

Why do my fries look like 9/11?

It’s unfair that Spotify would play this on my way to work.

My friends come over and puff on my vape all night so I opened a vape store in my living room.

Got the arcade up and running for @arcane-k9.bsky.social and @krokz.bsky.social ‘s birthdays yesterday! 👾

Who is making my pizza?!?

Spotify really said “what if we released a wrapped in May?”, and mine is EMBARRASSING.

This game is sick.

Angry Bideo Game Nerd

Crossover on Mac is like magic. I might have to buy it after my trial is over.

Pull for what? Why is it blue??

What goes on up there?

5 years ago I found a misprint Pokémon card in my collection and sold it on eBay. That’s same card just popped up on my TikTok for you page. Crazy stuff.

I changed this setting on Spotify and now all the music sounds better.

Why is this art at work so threatening?

Treating myself as a reward for getting a new job.

Monster has perfected the zero sugar soda, I just wish they sold a caffeine free version.

One of my medications isn’t covered by my new insurance and I’m gonna screammmmmm. And guess what, it’s united health care.

I need to download the installer for the app installer so I can install an app. But I can’t launch it because I don’t have app installer.

These little guys have been with me for 4 IT jobs. They finally made it to the new office this week.

Ya did good, kid.

I know it’s only February but I am locking this in as @dreamflopper.com’s take of the year.