“Politics don’t affect me!”

Homer designed this car and it’s still not uglier than a Cybertruck.

We pooled. We partied. We gay pool partied. 🏊🏻‍♂️

I spoke with Mitch McConnell today

You heard it here first, folx @markpochow.com

And she arrived!!!

HAPPY CONFESSIONS II DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

Humidity has me feeling moist, indeed

Pretty lucky. ⭐️

Lisa gets it.

Pump and thotty bodyodyody

Summer is (basically) here, so let’s celebrate that with a whorish selfie

I heard that you guys are into this kind of stuff 💪

MYKI!!!!! #DragRace

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How can I not leak it? I look so good, you look so good. You only live once, let the people see. April Fool’s, this isn’t a thirst trap. This is just promo to go stream Leak It by FLO.

I don’t know, but my legs looked good here

Spotted in Barcelona

For context, I brought up how this was a fugly look and no, it wasn’t edgy or groundbreaking or a fashion moment. It was just a white gay wearing something “out there” when in reality, it’s just ugly and nobody told him otherwise.

No thoughts, just thots

Benito Bowl! 🇵🇷 #SuperBowlLX

I CAN’T PLAY WHILE THE SERVERS ARE DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE SO I’M SCREWED!

Like this:

If you see this post your favorite Final Fantasy character Tough choice to make, but Rikku is just That Girl™️

How I look versus what I’m listening to

I’m sorry Rupaul, but Lulu ate this look first. #dragrace

These 4 frames really got me bawling my eyes out.

Now’s a good a time as any to post my list of Ins and Outs for 2026. Here it is!