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I make websites, have a dog, watch MST3K, and spit into the wind. Radically pro-transgender. GenAI is a tool of fascism. Unionize everywhere but dissolve the police unions. Repeal 2A. she/her/hers

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flopperdog@flopperdog· 23d

(a) LOLLLLL (b) I saw this for a split second and I thought he was holding a BABY

screenshot of the very first frame of the video. The taller ICE guy is standing with his arms folded across his chest and the guy behind the counter is just a head sticking up above the ICE guy's arms and it looks at first glance like he's cradling a baby, only the baby is wearing a baseball cap and has a beard

flopperdog@flopperdog· 23d

I want to like this but I refuse to ruin the perfect like count

flopperdog@flopperdog· 26d

I know the color you mean. This is my dog in September 2020 not enjoying the outdoors one little bit.

A very large dog is looking to the left. Behind him is a wood planter filled with gravel and a boulder. Everything is orange. The dog is dark orange and the wood is medium orange and the gravel is light orange. It looks like you're looking through orange glass but you are not, the whole sky and everything under it is orange.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jul 8

I'm looking back at that thread and guess which of these people turned out to be right

Paul says:
The polls say he has more D support than Mills. I don’t live in Maine and a lot more good people know a lot more about him than me. I just want to win the Senate. Some Ds have a nasty habit of righteously not voting and then actually feeling good that the R guy won.

zota says:
I just want to win the senate too. Which is why I'm so worried that a guy who can't clearly explain a single tattoo might still have some nasty surprises left to come out during the first election campaign he's ever run.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 29

there are no single family homes in Palo Alto selling for $1M. I mean literally none

Redfin map of Palo Alto with the filters set to a max price of one million and house type of single family.
There is a small cluster of prices in the mid to high 900s showing, all of which are in East Palo Alto, and if you don't know the difference, probably best to not pretend it's the same thing

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 24

Happy Birthday Fun!

me at my probably fourth birthday party. I have a pink dress and paper hat on and I'm blowing into a noisemaker. There are two balloons taped to the wall. The furniture is VERY 1970s. The photos is very dark and grim probably because it is winter in Alaska, and also the 70s.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 18

no special reason here's a picture I took of the reflecting pool in 2011

An adorable baby duckling floating in a sort of grey-green looking pool with their reflection underneath them. The duckling is brown and yellow with a dramatic dark brown stripe running across their face from the bill and over the eye.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 15

thank you! **even with this** very helpful guide I struggled to see it

the image with everything but the snake made black and white

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 14

I am *deeply* disappointed to see these three missing

A still from Mystery Science Theater 3000 showing TV's Frank, Dr. Forrester, and Mike Nelson as Morrissey being sad

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 13

I assume this room is for... rollerblading? Broomball? Putting on thick socks and letting your dog drag you around?

A gigantic room, mostly empty with a couple of seating areas around the edges and a glossy white floor

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 8

ugh it's been 6 hours and I'm not blocked yet!

screenshot of my anonymized insta account saying "u lost lol. Lily sends her regards"

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 7

*taps watch impatiently*

Molly's post with the "30 minutes ago" post time and the 35-90 highlighted

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 7

lol it's probably not as exciting you think but here's what I've got so far (for some reason reverse ordered by artist)

songlist part 1:
O-O-H Child
Punk Ass Bitch
Party Hard
It's Time to Party
Now We Can See
Walkie Talkie Man
Sinnerman
Chandelier
Top of the World
Let's Go Crazy
So What
S.O.B.

Song list part two:
Party Rock Anthem
I Predict a Riot
Head On
It's Amazing
Cracks in the Surface
Love to Hate You
Karma Chameleon
I Can See Clearly Now
Tubthumping
Let's Get it Started
The Great Defector
Body' Movin' (Fatboy Slim remix)
Hooray for Me...
Wake Me Up
Believer

flopperdog@flopperdog· Jun 7

Yes. Yes we do

screenshot from an Apple Music playlist called "When It Happens" showing album covers from Erasure, Jimmy Cliff, Bad Religion, and Avicii

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 30

wow, this question made the decision to block super, SUPER easy

Hamiltwan asking a self-important twit if George Soros is a worse person than Stephen Miller and the pile of sentient narcissistic garbage responding "in different ways, yes"

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 20

My note

I was born in Colorado, and some of my family still lives there. I visit your fine state regularly.

Your decision to commute the sentence of an unrepentant traitor who tried to overturn our election, who vows to try it again, whose crime struck at the very foundation of our entire political and social order, is an indelible stain on you and your record. It is what you will be remembered for.

Or, to quote some of your more principled constituents: Eat shit, Polis.

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 18

sounds interesting, too bad the site it's on is complete and utter garbage

the earth.com page for this article which is 90% ads, half of which sit on top of the article content. Over the entire page, on a screen 1700 px wide by 960 px high, fewer than 35 words are fully visible.

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 16

oh no

screenshot from my account today showing 30+ notifications

it was fine, just some likes on me slagging on Polis

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 11

I can't even process the words because what the fuck is this

the woman in the image is wearing a belt with a gold buckle that kind of looks like a tall skinny alien fucking a frog? And next to it is, I'm not sure what but it looks like a colostomy bag

flopperdog@flopperdog· May 6

I had a purebred once (in rescue after being confiscated from a breeder) and she was beautiful and perfect and an angel send directly from heaven and she had every goddamn disease and condition known to veterinary science

an American bulldog, white with tiny black spots all over, asleep on the couch with her head and one paw up on a pillow

flopperdog@flopperdog· Apr 26

oh you have GOT to be kidding How fucking gullible ARE you

Vanity Fair headline form July 2024: Donald Trump's inner circle says he's "changed" post-shooting. But has he really?

ABC headline from July 2024 says: Trump Jr say father is 'changed man'

Guardian article from 2024 says: Trump wants to project a unity message after the assassination attempt. How long will it last? with subhed: The ex-president is believed to be softening his convention speech

flopperdog@flopperdog· Apr 24

look what you made me do

Mr Beast with black eyes and a black mouth and his mouth is gaping open like he's unhinged his jaw

flopperdog@flopperdog· Apr 21

Six years ago we adopted Hercules, our Corso/Neo, from Jelly's Place. If you're able, please consider helping them stay open. gofund.me/4ee8d66b7

A very handsome grey Cane Corso is sitting down in front of a Christmas tree, looking just up and to the left. He is wearing a sparkly red and green bow tie.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Apr 17

A white American bulldog with tiny black spots gazes up at the camera. She is wearing a sparkly red and green bowtie and she is the most beautiful creature in the entire universe.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Apr 2

yeah it's shaped like a fish but otherwise not fish-related just a red gummy type thing

a black bowl filled with red Swedish fish, a fish-shaped but not -flavored gummy candy

flopperdog@flopperdog· Mar 26

I just looked at that thread and there's really only one solution for it

the Bluesky Block Account confirmation dialog box

flopperdog@flopperdog· Mar 26

Hercules, Herc, Goobers, Squishy, and Professor Bimbles P. Nugglesworth his song goes "Who's that dog with the biiiig head, biiiig head, biiiiig head...." IYKYK

a large grey Cane Corso running in the grass, his tail up and ears sailing on the wind

flopperdog@flopperdog· Mar 24

LOL my favorite frame

still from the video and it's just Alan Ritchson's shadow and even his shadow looks enormous and threatening and what kind of asshole steps out in front of this man's bike, TWICE

flopperdog@flopperdog· Mar 20

I knew this posture reminded me of something

a gorilla with a scowling expression, leaning on his knuckles. Trump is imitating gorilla poster.

flopperdog@flopperdog· Mar 15

I want Jane Wiedlin to deliver the news