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Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 8d

Saw Evil Dead Burn (2026) and very little worked for me, but there was one extremely funny bit.

My two star review of Evil Dead Burn, which reads:

They kept referencing a character’s “restaurant” he opened after studying “french cuisine,” but we see it and it’s a booty-shaking club.

I don’t even know if they serve food there. They have a kitchen, but it only shows them boiling water in a flashback.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 11d

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Best Villain/ Most Unique: Is God Is Most Harmful Albino Stereotype: The Name of the Rose Smartest Parallel Character and Audience Experience: Leviticus Funniest: The 10th Victim

The 10th victim: 3.5 stars and heart
Leviticus: 4.5 stars and heart
The Name of the Rose: 3.5 stars and heart
Is God Is: 4 stars and heart

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 14d

The spectrum of disturbed to horny from the other people in the room lol

A woman looks on surprised and maybe a little intrigued

Another on looker looks disturbed (or perhaps disappointed) in Steve’s behavior

A woman is the level of wide eyed and blushing usually reserved for my wife watching The Vampire Lestat

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 18d

#letterboxdfriday #last4watched Favorite Movie Monster: Polyphemus from The Odyssey Most Nerve Wracking Story I Knew the Ending to: The Rescue Most Satisfying Uno Reverse Played: Hara Kiri Most Heartbreaking Text Exchange: American Murder Family Next Door

Four posters: Burning horse and soldier, submerged tunnel, red cross shape, lie detector results.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 20d

They’re predicting Clayface will inspire the most “when the edible hits” memes in living memory

Clayface’s clay face, from the movie Clayface, droops and stretches like clay.

A more humorous minded man might compare it to the feeling on gets when they eat a marijuana

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 25d

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Biggest Improvement in the Back Half: Eega Best in Show: 12 Angry Men Also Watched (derogatory): Demon Seed Most Skepticism Going In/Best Theater Experience: The Odyssey

Four movie posters:

A housefly brandishes a needle in Eega.

A switchblade stabs a vast table, men in suits sit and stare in the background for 12 Angry Men

View of a naked lady facing the top of her head for Demon Seed

A man in greek armor stands before a burning statue of a horse for The Odyssey

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· 26d

Thinking about movies that need a 30-40 year old man play 18-25, so they just:

Very simple drawing of a guy with striking blue eyes. His hair is combed and gelled, as a professional adult might.

Very simple drawing of a guy with striking blue eyes. His hair is shaggy and down in his face, like a youth.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jul 7

Ghibli character Porco sits in a movie theater smiling and eating popcorn. Porco is a man with a pig’s head, wearing shades, a trench coat and fedora.

The frame is from the scene where Porco declines an old friend’s offer to join Mussolini’s air force, stating “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jun 19

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdFriday Creepiest Crawlies: The Queen of Black Magic Worst Parents: The Crash Best Fight Scene Choreography (Non-human): The Cat Worst Thing to Find Under a Bed: Under the Shadow

Four posters:

A woman’s hands hold a skull with a centipede in its mouth for The Queen of Black Magic.

A girl’s face reflected in the side mirror of a speeding car for The Crash.

A young Chinese woman stands in the dark with a black cat on her shoulder for The Cat.

An Iranian woman holds her child in a dark room, the light from a window shines on them, an X of shadow dividing it. (Under the Shadow)

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jun 15

Finally a reason to bust out this bad boy

A poorly drawn buff man with glasses smokes a fat cigar with a nuclear holocaust happening behind him.

It’s the wojack where he usually has a shirt that says “millions must die” or “millions must hope”. Idk, I think he’s supposed to be a right wing NEET but he just looks like Homer Simpson’s opp from that one episode.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jun 15

Found this posted with 100% earnestness.

The Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting, but the guy standing has the Joker’s head (Heath Ledger version).

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jun 12

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Stacked Cast: Crimson Tide Best Female Lead: Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH Worst Father/Best Color Grading/Strongest Recommendation: Picando Alante Most Similar Experience to Fever-induced Delirium: Moulin Rouge

The four posters of the movies I just listed. They’re all fine, but describing them isn’t interesting enough to warrant the time spent typing. Just my opinion of the matter, though, to be fair, my explanation took a similar length of time. Oh well, I’m not doubling it to describe the posters now am I?

Fine, they show red faces, a scary owl, a family with weed and two white folk kissing, those are the posters.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jun 12

Welcome back, the duali-dean of man.

The Dean from the sitcom “Community” poses in an outfit that is a man’s shirt, tie and pants on one side a dress on the other. The Dean also has makeup and a long blond wig only on his female-presenting side.

This mirrors the bilateral gynandromorphism of the original post’s lobster, but sillier, since the lobster doesn’t have to apply for a loan wearing this.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· May 28

The officer leaving his supervisor’s office:

The Achewood comic where a bear creature walks up to a sitting friend and says “Guess who just got…. 🎶yelled at!🎶”

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Apr 17

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Dysfunctional Male Friendships: The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil Best Animation, Soundtrack, and Gnome: Son of the White Mare Favorite End Scene: The Phoenician Scheme Saddest Resolution, Best Goons: Arco

Four posters:

A kid in a Rainbow poncho, little girl and robot stand in front of clouds: Arco

Man sits in bathtub: The Phoenician Scheme

A white horse, pregnant with a human baby, is beset by shadowy tendrils: Son of the White Mare

A cop and a gangster: The Gangster, The Cop, The Devil

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Apr 10

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Least Hinged/Most Appreciated: Hoppers Chillest Satanic Priest: Ready or Not 2 Most Dead Nazis: Sisu Most Surprisingly Poignant Ending: Sisu 2

Posters for the four movies mentioned.

Sisu 2: Road to Revenge: is a bunch of war plane and machinery forming a tower with an old, bloody man dual wielding machine guns up top.

Sisu: An old man holds a combat knife over his forehead, a Nazi is reflected in the blade.

Ready or Not 2: it’s pretty busy, several blond ladies, murderers and weaponry.

Hoppers: a group of woodland critters stare at the viewer, most prominent is a beaver in a bears mouth.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Apr 7

The man has his Aesop’s fables mixed up.

A frog swimming with a scorpion on its back.

It’s a reference to one of Aesop’s fables, where a frog helping a scorpion cross a river is stung. When the frog asks why he would doom them both, the scorpion replies “it’s in my nature”.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Mar 27

#Letterboxdfriday #Lastfourwatched I lieu of my award framework, I’d like to point out: 4 of 4 featured amputees, (all but one being feet) 3 of 4 featured widowers 3 of 4 featured amateur detectives There’s venn diagram potential here.

Four movie posters: Strange Circus, Audition, The Fugitive and Boys from County Hell.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Mar 17

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, please enjoy my favorite Irish joke Source: “Rot: An imperial history of the Irish potato famine” By Padraic Scanlan

“A landlord who had installed floorboards for a tenant in his farmhouse asked why the family’s pig was sleeping in the best room: “Because, plase your honour, it has every conveniency a pig could want.”

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Mar 17

Just proudly, unironically, doing this meme

The “guy points at the coolest thing ever and says ‘this fucking sucks actually’” meme where the coolest thing ever is Hot women dancing sexily.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Mar 13

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday For International Women’s Day, here’s my wife’s reactions: Most Overwhelming: The Raid Favorite Lead: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Most Times “Couldn’t be me” Was Said: Ready or Not Most Emblematic of the Weakness of Men: Miller’s Crossing

Four posters:

A man stands in front of a menacing apartment block: The Raid.

A geezer and a punk girlie from the chest up: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

A white lady in a wedding dress stands resolute in front of a bunch of rich folks with weapons: Ready or Not

A far off man begs for his life in front of a man in a long coat, both in a pine forest: Miller’s Crosssing

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Feb 27

Me when I see my gorgeous wife looking overwhelmed

The little boy, well not “little” little, probably a preteen, from Freaks and Geeks, the one who was on Bones later on as a man, he had a sister if I remember right, anyway he looks like he’s at a school , sitting down and he has a purple shirt and he’s making a face like “waaah?” And the subtitles say “I’m not gonna hug you” but I’ve scribbled out the “not”because I WOULD hug my wife if she looked overwhelmed.

I sent this to her and she liked it. That’s a true story. Just a little bonus for folks who clicked the alt text.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Feb 27

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday The vibes this Black history month were awful. Watched some classics tho! Most Out-of-Pocket Companion: Mouse from Devil in a Blue Dress Silliest Spirit of Death: Baron Samedi from Sugar Hill Coolest Car: Cleopatra Jones Bravest Choice of Wardrobe: Blacula

Four movie posters:

A young Denzel with a thin mustache looks at the viewer, a sunset colored L.A. behind him for “Devil in a Blue Dress”.

A woman with an afro poses amid zombies an evil spirits for “Sugar Hill”.

A woman poses in front of a burning street for “Cleopatra Jones”.

A Black man in Dracula-esque garb clutches his chest as he’s staked for “Blacula”

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Feb 20

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Least Reasonable Cast: Trois Most Emotionally Painful: His House Largest Purchase of Maggots Not Related to Commercial Fisheries: Bones Cutest Couple, Most Relatable Aux Cord Moment: Rye Lane

Four movie posters:

A man and two women stand, fading out, above an empty bed for “Trois”

A man and woman sit facing each other at small table, a disconnected wall behind them, seemingly floating on the ocean for “His House”

Snoop Dogg’s scary red face with glowing yellow eyes for “Bones”.

A young man and woman chill on playground equipment on a bright orange background for “Rye Lane”.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Feb 9

Me, knowing almost nothing about Puerto Rico, when the light poles showed up:

Leonardo DiCaprio excitedly pointing at an out of frame tv. I similarly sat up and pointed at the TV when a reference to PR’s crumbling power grid was made during the Bad Bunny halftime show.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Feb 9

Actor/comedian Sam Richardson shrugging and seemingly suggesting something, but the subtitle text only reads [redacted]

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jan 30

#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday Biggest Difference in Parental Reasonableness: Burnt Offerings Most Telegraphed Twist: Marrowbone Most Wholesome Film to Feature Weaponized Dildo: Crimes of Passion Most Likely to Emotionally Damage My Wife: Like Water For Chocolate

Four posters:

A Scary old lady face over a mansion for Burnt Offerings.

Five kids in a cracked picture frame: Marrowbone.

A sec worker crouching, legs splayed: Crimes of Passion.

Two lovers embrace, stars above them, a meal set out below: Like Water for Chocolate

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Jan 8

To be clear, same name, but it’s not the voice actor for Doris the Ugly Stepsister in Shrek 2’s UK dub. We can still discuss the latter on social media.

A news article and Wikipedia about two different men with the same name.

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Dec 26

Me eyeing that 7th glass of coquito

Shot from It's A Wonderful Life where a child George Bailey looks down fearfully at a bottle labeled “POISON”

Florida Garbage@floridagarbage· Dec 19

#letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched Most Timely: Wake Up Dead Man Best Puppet: Brain Damage Biggest Rise in Enjoyment From Start to Finish: Better Watch Out (Christmas Evil) Contains Plot, Settings and Characters: Pregnancy Scheme