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Adventurism Time@flow· 22d

I "would" post a comic strip about Sea Lions and mute you.

Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals. But sea lions? I could do without sea lions.
Man: Don't say that out loud!

Seal Lion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear.
Man: Now you've done it.

Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

Woman: Go away.
Sea Lion: There's no need to raise your voice. I'm right here. I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion?

Woman: You're in my house.
Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion?

Man: Told you, dude. Sea lions.
Sea Lion: I've been unfailingly polite, and you two have been nothing but rude.
Woman: I am trying to eat breakfast!
Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour.

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Adventurism Time@flow· 22d

Adventurism Time@flow· 23d

Every halfwit on the internet thinks hyper masculinity, misogyny, and homophobia mean someone is a closeted gay man. And they all think this is a unique insight rather than the current iteration of calling men you don't like "gay".

A photo of Andrew Tate dressed flamboyantly.

A BlueSky user replies: I've always thought he was hyper masculine because he is in denial of his sexuality.

Adventurism Time@flow· 24d

A meme from the Simpsons, where Homer changes a sign to say "Do it for her", with pictures of Minthara instead of Maggie.

Adventurism Time@flow· 26d

I hate everything about Texas. A lot of the obvious, some things are personal preferences, but sometimes it's just cowpokes eatin' crackers.

A single stall bathroom with "Cowgirls" branded above it, and a sheet of paper that says "Please No Men Thank you!"

Adventurism Time@flow· 29d

After a full recovery, McConnell is just spending a weekend at Bernie's.

Mitch McConnell and his wife in a proof of life picture released by his office, with Bernie Sanders edited in between them.

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 12

Nothing can get me down today

Denzel Washington smiling in Training Day

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 11

Outstanding use of passive exhonerative voice here. US media castigates Iran for violent rhetoric during the funeral of the leader we assassinated.

The Iran war's opening moments on Feb. 28 saw an airstrike that killed Khamenei, 86. Iran only buried Khamenei this week in a dayslong funeral ceremony that saw his body taken to cities in both Iran and Iraq.

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 10

Women choose the bear (or otter, or twink)

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 10

Amy Nicholson
Los Angeles Times

Johnson’s carapace is detailed with skin-like textures, swollen bicep veins and living tattoos that offer him encouragement and advice. The uncanny valley is right between his pecs. I got distracted trying to find his nipples.

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 10

I'm going to blame the subtitles, but my brain probably would have done the same regardless. "We don't want whales getting any ideas."

A whale, plotting disloyalty to the Crown probably.

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 10

I'm actually not that mad at it. It's British food with some inspiration from Appalachia. I bet that will sell a lot better than squirrel. But I'm from Maryland, so I'm not gonna be too harsh on any restaurant that stocks Old Bay.

Adventurism Time@flow· Jul 8

This was an apartheid country that kept humans in bondage, has committed multiple genocides and aided many more, and terrorized two continents. Saying we've never been so polarized or we've never been so fascist is myopic and ahistorical.