Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘

@flowers4melanie

Some say I have ADHD, but I think I'm just misunder... HEY!! LOOK!! A CHICKEN!! Naturist, LGBTQ+, and human rights activist. 🏳️‍⚧️ Prolific shitposter.

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Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· 19d

Post a perfect album from the 90s.

Depeche Mode's "Violator" (1990) album cover featuring a red rose, along with red stem and leaves, on a black background.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· 22d

we all start somewhere.

Picture of me wearing a plaid knit shirt, short hair and glasses on a sunny day.

Picture of me on with bright red hair, a sun hat and a broad smile. I'm standing next to a flowering plant in my back garden.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· 26d

The cyclospora outbreak can be traced all the way back to 2015...

In 2015, Melania and Donald Trump ride down an escalator to announce DJT's run for America's highest office.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 16

Alt text version...

Tweet on X by US representative and TERF, Nancy Mace: "Serious question. Why do liberal white women want men using the bathroom withuuderage girls?

Explain it to me like l'm five."

Reply by 1haffnegr0: "Serious question. What the fuck is with you people and bathrooms?

There's a literal Skynet being built while our president loots anything not nailed down, and all you can focus on is who's taking a shit in the next stallover.

You 'are' five."

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 15

Confirmed.

Dark text on an orange gradient beckground reads: "If you fly from the newly renamed Donald Trump airport to Sioux City, your ticket will read: DJT-SUX. I'm not saying the universe writes jokes, but..."

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 14

40 years ago today, the film 'Aliens' premiered at the Avco/Westwood theater on July 14, 1986, with a wide release of July 18, 1986.

Movie poster for the film "Aliens", featuring an artist's rendition of actor Sigourney Weaver surrounded by unopened "pods" (eggs), holding a space rifle slung over her right shoulder, and holding child actor Carrie Henn as "Newt".

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 13

Jimmy trolling Mitch...

Late night TV comedian Jimmy Kimmel, with his picture photoshopped over that of Mitch McConnell's "proof of life" photo next to McConnell's wife, was released earlier today.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 9

Me, thinking this is what an IKEA burger looks like...

Plates of lettus, pickles, mayonnaise and other separate ingredients used for a hamburger.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 4

Remembering Bill Withers, born this day, July 4, 1938, on what would have been his 88th birthday.

Bill Whithers' 1977 album cover, Menagerie.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 3

Until the page was recently deleted, here's what the DoE's website said...

DoE's recently deleted web page on their recommendations showing a recommendation for 75⁰f-78⁰f when hot out.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jul 1

Wait. This, down to every last word, was posted yesterday by @famousartthief.bsky.social, skippy. Reported for impersonation and/or scraping. Dingus. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Posted by 'not an art thief' @famousartthief.bsky.social on 6-30-26:

"if you don't think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life."

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 30

Just sayin'.

White text on a black background reads:

"F O R E V E R"

"From here on out and forever more, Donald Trump will be an adjudicated rapist."

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 28

Today. Not yesterday or Friday, ya ding dongs, but today, Mel Brooks is officially a centennial. 🙂 Happy Birthday, Mel Brooks!

Photo of film director, writer, comedian, and actor Mel Brooks, who celebrates his 100th birthday today, June 28, 2026.

Brooks is wearing a black tuxedo while standing in front of a teal blue background, holding an Emmy Award with his right hand, while pointing to the award with his left forefinger, and smiling as if to say, "Can you believe this?!"

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 26

Alternative wedding venue I’d propose for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce:

Dystopian scene from the 2017 film 'Blade Runner 2049' showing Ryan Gosling walking away from the camera outside his hovercar with its left-side door raised.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 25

I was raised on these streets

Scene from Dovetail's Train Simulator game. Image shows a lone blue cab-over semi rig surrounded by tires in the town of Mojave, California.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 21

Empathy would be one reason, another would be solidarity, and I'm another 2-thousand miles or so west. Also, is this you, diddums?

Bluesky post by Travellersuzy where she says: "Netanyahu.. what a truly revolting man", followed by a broken heart emoji and a post date of September 26, 2025.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 21

If you see this post random pic, no explanation

Honey bee, among a sea of green leaves, pollinating a small yellow flower in my garden.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

A woman and two men people are standing in the cold in a TV episode of "Rendition", which aired in 2010. Each are wearing dark clothing and winter coats, with the person on the left also wearing a black knit cap.

From left to right: Jessica Collins as Margaret Young; James Dale as William Tavers; and Arliss Howard as Kale Ingram.

Although critically acclaimed, the series ran for only one season on AMC.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 17

In an apt metaphor, at the G7 Summit, President Trump is standing alone on the left side of the room, as other dignitaries gather together on the right.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 15

Images you can hear.

Photo of person sliding down a handrail on a skateboard is about to lose it.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 15

Heck, I remember when the GOP lost their collective marbles over President Obama's tan suit...

President Barack Obama, standing in the WH press room and speaking to reporters, is wearing a tan suit.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 14

One year ago today.

Photograph of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark Hortman, along with their dog Gilbert, were murdered in their home in the early hours of June 14, 2025.

In the photograph, both are smiling at the camera on what appears to be a sunny day.

On the left is Mark, wearing a light-blue plaid dress shirt and a blue blazer; on the right, Melissa is wearing a black and red top/dress. Both are wearing blue lanyards, suggesting that perhaps they were attending a meeting the day of this photograph.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 13

me in the group chat

Photo of a zebra against a light blue background, with its mouth open, eyes squinting, and showing its teeth as if it were laughing.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 12

setting up my group chat on bluesky

An photograph of several dozen orange, brown, and other striped tabbys in Aoshima ("Cat Island"), located in Ehime Prefecture, Japan.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 12

10 years ago today...

Image showing a large black and white sign of the Pulse Nightclub on a sunny day, where flags, pictures, and flowers were placed as a memorial to the 49 people killed and 53 others injured at the Orlando, Florida venue on Jun 12, 2016.

The structure was purchased by the city of Orlando in 2023, and was demolished in March 2026 to make way for a permanent marker.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 12

All I can say is that looking for a wireless bra is gonna be tough...

50-foot shirtless and smiling inflatable likeness of Elon Musk, from mid torso up and wearing a dark blue ball cap, is currently being displayed in Times Square in New York City.

Black writing on his torso reads, "SPACEX'S GROK MAKES CHILD PORN", along with a red heart tattoo on his shoulder that reads, "KETAMINE" in a gold ribbon, surrounded by green leaves.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 10

We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote post with yours…

Palestinian woman arguing with an Israeli border policeman during a protest against Jewish settlements in the West Bank village of Nabi Saleh on September 4, 2015.

Photo: NBC News

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 8

President Trump face contorts in rage and turns visibly red in an interview with NBC's Meet the Press journalist Kristen Welker in regards to her challenging his claims of voter fraud on the June 7th broadcast.

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 7

Pelly also said this immediately afterward: "So, we have gone out of our way in our plan, from the very beginning, to show the protesters for the responsibility that they had. We had already scrubbed the video archives looking for those scenes, but it somehow wasn't enough for Miss Weiss." JFC 🤦🏼‍♀️

Text reads: "There are notes as alwavs and we do rewrites as always. But this is on a very tight deadline. It's Sunday; we're going on the air that night. And in the case of stories that are. as we say, crashing, our deadline on Sunday is noon. So, we work on all of these things. We get the piece approved by everyone. And about four hours after our deadline, Bari Weiss sends an email to my boss, Tanva Simon. Two of the things in the email include, can we make the protesters look more violent? Now, I'm paraphrasing. I don't have the quote, but that's what was communicated to me. And the other thing, Renee Good's car. You need to describe her as driving toward the officer."

Melanie Jean Nelson 🫘@flowers4melanie· Jun 5

Riverside's Artswalk - June 4, 2026. 🙂