Sarah
@flowershopsarah
Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.
I am just superstitious enough that I agree with you. What’s the alternative? Having money and bad karma?! No thank you.
Omgosh, Mandy…. You can’t just say crazy lady and attic in the same sentence without causing real generational literary trauma.
If an album had a fragrance, Sixteen Stone is Clinique Happy, teenage angst and that guy who sat in the back during math class.
I am thankful for Rudy Giuliani. This was without a doubt the most beautiful poetic moment in my life. Everything about it was a perfect. Thank you for that joy, Rudy.
Because the internet last forever, I want to share my sweet Jemaine. We had to say goodbye unexpectedly today and I want to make sure his lil face will last forever. For 16 years he was everything from my gaming buddy to my floral shop’s mascot. He was perfect, not very bright, but perfect.
Omgosh, that color blue! You have the opportunity to create the greatest Lucciel Bluth cosplay moment of the summer. Grab your pearls and have serious opinions about curly fries.
When dealing with that customer… you know the ones. Wants a $200 design but refuses to pay more than $65 and I have to keep it professional.
Hang one of these on your window and they will be banging down the door. I would absolutely cat call someone rightfully bragging their reading prowess.
For 16 years, this sweet girl has demanded the left side of the bed and must always be touch. Even as I sit up annotating… she will find a way. Thank gosh I’m right handed or I’d never finish reading. She is the worst-most perfect reading buddy.
Rumor has it, there was a time when cars came in colors. Not just and a sea of gray.
Yas! Kimberly Lemming is one of my favorite Summer Reads authors. She is just fun and also sad, tragic, sexy, and beautiful. She absolutely delivers.
I have no idea who Angry is but now we know who his wife is. Mrs. Angry is the boss.
He really is. He’s got that car, that swagger, that fashion. Who could resist Hastings.
Thank you so very much for this line right here. This will bring me joy for quite a long time.
Oooh, he’s one of those “pastors” mmmhmm. When your pastor gives off “cheap car salesman vibes” … you know he is looking for a come up.
We vowed to never forget….how many fragile white male egos were shattered by how good Obama looks in a summer suit. Absolutely devastating moment in GOP history.
Big thanks to @dmgeran.bsky.social and #FOTS for the Voodsmas cards. Due to their proximity to my reading spot, many are now impromptu bookmarks. Mostly because I couldn’t be bothered to get up and grab a real one. It’s real “NÖ” energy that I think @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social has instilled in us.
I am convinced my guardian angel has this vibe. Sure they are here with me but… a little distracted with other “priorities”.