Fluffmitten
@fluffmitten
For a second I forgot I was a bad bitch
When your new dress has arrived but you're still breaking in your new work boots
"Why didn't it work when we scored one goal and tried to defend it for 45 minutes?"
Fire in the brake pads! Fire in the footwell! Fire in the Racing Bull! #AustriaGP
Can vouch for the fact the mugs will definitely survive the dishwasher, sadly the players' careers did not survive the artistic process (not with us at least)
Reminds me of our old local in Manchester (in my memory the tiles were darker!)
Thought I'd treat myself to a World Cup drinks cup from McDonald's - they have a few different designs, all iconic (men's) players, and you get a random one. "Please not Ronaldo," I said to myself as I opened the wrapper, "please not Ronaldo". Nailed it 😒
Might sleep downstairs tonight, what with it being the coolest room in the house and everything
Was going to make some joke about dragging down the house prices in our street but some arseholes have been ripping off Alex and Sian using a shite AI copy, so this is just a straight up advert for the original now noscoredraws.com/collections/...
Nah, I get the fine but I'm not calling him silly for that one, the adrenaline must have been off the scale at that point and I'm not interested in watching soulless automatons race each other. Chuck it in the same bucket as the booking for this one:
Hey Google, what does sunk cost fallacy mean? (For context, I bought a ticket before I saw the reviews yes yes I know, we set off at 9am, or maybe I don't)