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king weenzer@fnowae· 2d

yeah I’m thinking it’s real.

sample cover art for the Goodbye, Lara Blu-Ray, which shows Lara and Mari standing very close together, smiling with their eyes closed, with Lara holding Mari’s hands on her face. there are a lot of lilies in the foreground. you know, like yuri.

king weenzer@fnowae· 14d

no! no!!!!!!

A screenshot of an upcoming film James Acaster is providing a voice for, “Bad Fairies”, which is “An original musical comedy that follows a delightfully subversive gang of fairies as they shake up their magical world”. i don’t CARE that ncuti gatwa is also in it, the premise sounds dire as fuck

king weenzer@fnowae· 18d

the only mcconnell I wanna see (also I’m in a wildfire evacuation zone lol)

my hand holding a pint of McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams: Eureka Lemon Marionberry flavor. it is an ice cream company in Santa Barbara.

king weenzer@fnowae· 19d

here’s how I’ve been spending my day:

a gravel path with small conifer trees on either side. in the distance, a mountain with patches of snow is visible under a clear blue sky.

a rushing stream with a patch of dirt in the middle. close to the camera are some bright red flowers, past the stream is a green meadow.

a mountain range under a clear blue sky. in front of the mountains is a forest of evergreen trees, and there is a large, very blue lake closer to the camera

a large blue lake with patches of marshy greenery surrounding it. there is a rocky face with a few trees on it on the left side, and some large mountains on the right side. there is a single very small white cloud in the blue sky.

king weenzer@fnowae· 24d

jerma again.

A picture of Jerma985 looking uneasily at the camera, holding a tennis shoe (made of fondant) with a big bite mark in it.

king weenzer@fnowae· Jul 9

god bless minnesota, man

Lumpia City
Longanisa Cheese Curd
Lumpia
Homemade Filipino longanisa pork sausage combined with garlic and Wisconsin cheese curds, stuffed and rolled in a lumpia wrapper and deep-fried. Served with a side of sweet chill sauce.

Tot Boss
Elote Tots
Deep-fried tater tots tossed in Tajín and topped with an elote-style sauce made with roasted corn, diced peppers, cheddar cheese, crema and cream cheese. Finished with cotija cheese and more Tajin.

Chan's Eatery
Mango Sticky Rice
Refresher
Coconut milk, evaporated milk, condensed milk, mango flavoring and half and half poured over ice and topped with fresh and dried mango.
Finished with a dried mango sugar rim.
Inspired by the flavors...

king weenzer@fnowae· Jul 3

#LastFourWatched it is what it is.

my last four movies logged on letterboxd:
Carnival of Souls - 3.5 stars
Carol - 4 stars
The Death of Robin Hood - 3.5 stars
Mile End Kicks - 2.5 stars

king weenzer@fnowae· Jul 3

presently reading “the infamous gilberts” and mostly enjoying it, although the overly familiar second-person narration makes me feel like this

orange and white Shiba Inu stubbornly pulling against its leash

king weenzer@fnowae· Jun 24

Locking In

king weenzer@fnowae· Jun 24

one of the last things I got from 7/11 japan was a ketchup-flavored spaghetti and meatball and egg salad sandwich. 6 out of 10, would probably try again

a picture of “ketchup-flavored spachetti, meatballs & egg” sandwich.

king weenzer@fnowae· Jun 9

haha! i’m in danger.

“What kind of Chapter is Chapter 5?”

“In Chapter 4, we saw dark clouds on the horizon...

That's why, let's not look there for now.

Let's turn around and watch the sun, before it goes down completely.

Let's smile again.

Let's have one more fun adventure, okay?”

king weenzer@fnowae· Jun 5

my last four watched movies:
Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (rewatch)- 4.5 stars
The Graduate- 5 stars
Backrooms- 4 stars
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes- 3.5 stars

king weenzer@fnowae· May 25

while you all were doing whatever annoying discourse of the day i was out looking at scenic landscapes and muskrats

a lake, surrounded by reeds and marshes. it is nearly sunset and the sky is full of grey, overcast clouds.

a picture of two small ducks sitting on a log in a lake. the picture is taken between several trees.

a path leading through a grassy area, with large trees on the right. the sky is cloudy and overcast.

a furry brown muskrat hanging out on some reeds and weeds at the edge of a lake.

king weenzer@fnowae· May 18

whenever I look at our local subreddit especially if it’s related to politics in any way

“I hope I don’t get pissed off”- cat about to go to work at the “pissing me off” factory

king weenzer@fnowae· May 15

like so

a picture of the “King’s Hand”, which someone dreamed. it is an m&m cookie in the shape of a human hand, filled with Greek salad.

king weenzer@fnowae· May 15

my last four movies logged on letterboxd. in order:
ocean’s eleven: 4/5 stars
the 39 steps: 3.5/5 stars
phantom of the opera at the royal albert hall: 4/5 stars
zelig: 4/5 stars

king weenzer@fnowae· May 2

check it.

my “Recent Activity” on letterboxd:
Gun Crazy: 3.5 stars
Moulin Rouge: 4.5 stars (rewatch)
Mother Mary: 4 stars
Over Your Dead Body: 2.5 stars

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 29

istock image of a light-haired woman in a blue shirt blowing bubbles outside in a park

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 23

she stood on the shoulders of giants...

scout finch in a ham costume in the movie of "to kill a mockingbird". you can tell it's a ham costume because it says "HAM" in capital letters on it.

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 20

here's how hydrox can still win,

a picture of "Hydrox" cookies, a chocolate sandwich cookie which preceded Oreo by a few years, but was surpassed by it in popular memory.

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 16

seeing 30+ bsky notifications when i wake up only to see nothing when i check the notifications tab

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 14

the real horror here is the torture of this metaphor

"I've been working on a new project," Jewel says, holding up her end of the conversation for—she checks her watch—another three minutes. "The premise is kind of thin. But I think there's enough there to work with. You only need one seed to grow the most glorious tree. It's up to the writer to shake its limbs and see what falls out. You told me that, Dee. Back when we used to bounce ideas off each other. You don't need me for that anymore, though. Your seed grew into a forest they had to chop down to print all your books." Jewel expels a sighing chuckle.
"I'm still shaking my one damn tree. All that ever falls out of mine is a bunch of dead leaves that blow away before I can rake them together."

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 13

this writing is ass, dude. you’re just repeating the same thing over and over!! cut it out!!!!

The insectile rasp of Deirdre’s labored breathing conjures a scene from the movie The Fly. Jeff Goldblum, mid-metamorphosis, skull warped and dripping with slime, unable to control his base urges. Deirdre looks incredibly similar to that. As if she were deteriorating. Transforming into something else. Maybe not a human fly, but something just as grotesque.

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 12

my birthday celebrations have gotten out of hand.

a brunette woman in a red shirt and blue jeans facing the fence fire. she is currently on the phone with the fire department.

a white man in a navy t-shirt with brown hair and a beard faces the camera, looking nonplussed. the woman from the previous picture is on the edge of the picture, facing the fire. part of the fence has been destroyed, but a firefighter in a black uniform with yellow stripes is spraying a hose at the now-mostly extinguished fire. there is a lot of smoke.

king weenzer@fnowae· Apr 11

just finished “needle lake” by justine champine. love a good character-driven book about troubled family dynamics that makes me feel like this:

spongebob with extremely big sad eyes and a big teardrop rolling down his face

king weenzer@fnowae· Mar 31

my twisted wonderland charm haul from the con… #yay #yippee #wahoo

several charms of twisted wonderland characters on a patterned rug. clockwise from top left: overblot riddle, vil, azul, malleus, idia, leona, cater, and lilia

king weenzer@fnowae· Mar 16

how green was my valley is a really good movie actually. yeah citizen kane should have won best picture but how green was my valley is genuinely very moving

king weenzer@fnowae· Mar 7

movies...i like em. i like too many of em. 9movies9.netlify.app #9movies

a grid of japanese movie posters, listing my top 9 movies
top row: Hot Fuzz, To Be or Not to Be, Sunset Boulevard
middle row: The Thing, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, The Third Man
bottom row: A Matter of Life and Death, The Blues Brothers, Heat

king weenzer@fnowae· Feb 17

allergy check

a picture of the can’s label. in white font on a green background, it reads:
“1 PINT 6.5% ALC BY VOL
CHRISTMAS-STYLE SOUR ALE WITH PINEAPPLE, RED CHERRY, PECANS, WALNUTS, & MILK SUGAR”

king weenzer@fnowae· Feb 10

this little guy